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Taker had a real Fire Pro-ass name.

We had my aunts over for dinner last night. We were talking about how I still had my one aunt's 40 year old lazboy armchair and how well it had held up and still had the original upholstery and everything. So of course as I'm carrying dinner to the table I dump an entire tray of enchiladas directly onto the chair. Thankfully I got it up quickly before it stained, but my elderly aunts got to hear some colorful language.

OK, see if this works. Masao Orihara vs Shinjiro Ohtani 5/25/99 in a "Who can be a bigger dickhead?" match. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IEGW5ZdQFh9SsfiOJqO4y3AxkLS82bF9/view?usp=sharing

Darby vs Takeshita added to the show.

Yeah, most of the shit people hate about modern journalism is the fault of the hedge fund chuds that own every outlet now, not the reporters themselves.

I have to find a place to upload your match where NJPW won't immediately nuke me from orbit so I'll have it up (or an alternate) for you tonight.

Congratulations to Shotzi and her husband, Guy From The Opening Scene Of Way Of The Gun.

Feels like a change of scenery will do RJ a world of good.

Both the wrongest and funniest answer would be this all being a Dark Order relaunch.

God, what a loss. If you haven't seen In The Bedroom it is exceptional and devastating.

Watching TK white knuckle his way through a heel promo just zooted off Adderall would be pretty entertaining the first time but I imagine it would get old quick.

Love this idea but wish they had gone straight blue vs gold so we could get some fun face/heel teammate interactions.

Speaking of making the censors sweat, I noticed they had to put a silencer on Skye Blue's new outfit. I feel like the Joe stuff locks it into being Cole since he was so gung-ho about MJF teaming with Joe in the first place.

The women's booking has been a little Riverdale lately, might as well lean into it. Bryan Keith sighting!

Awesome! I thought I had seen this, but I watched the other Abby/Robinson match. Keeping with the theme of random matchups skip to about 1:15:30 here for Masashi Aoyagi vs Bob Backlund. I deeply apologize that the angle of the handheld obscures Aoyagi's pre-match karate demonstration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkt8PcgTu8

Rampage and a countdown on Friday, no Collision this week.

My wife knitted me this cool as fuck blanket with our cats on it: https://i.imgur.com/0kpvnPx.jpg

I think he should be in the HOF but also that someone should get to cheap shot him when he gets inducted. Only fair.

8:45, but had to google Arashi's first name.

They could probably pivot to Annihilus and just do Annihilation in a way where you still end up at Secret Wars.

Yoshiaki Fujiwara submission demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kDerHhJLsM

I have no history with him in the comics and thought he was pretty decent (a lot of which was just performance) but maybe don't job out the guy who's supposed to be your big bad to Ant Man right away if you want me to take him seriously.

I watched just the thing last night: Chavo Sr vs 6'6" judo gold medalist Anton Geesink July 19, 1975. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9h5oa144Os

The WCC is voting tomorrow on adding Oregon State and Washington State non-football sports for next season.

Well we did have the Nigerian Nightmares so we can extrapolate that all of Africa shares one dream but their nightmares are regional.