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That's a huge Dunnism. He loves people diving into frame on a tight shot and it almost always looks dopey.

Michael Cole knew he was going to say that Roman Empire line at the end of Wrestlemania for probably 6 months and he still fucked it up.

This is going to get lost in the six fucking hours we just threw away, but how did Sin Cara dive onto four guys and no one caught him?

I'm trying to decide if Shane's leap of faith or Cena allowing people to see how much mass he's lost was the biggest sacrifice made in an attempt to save the show.

Steph looking like she stepped out of the Kink armory and doing Danny Trejo's intro for Santanico Pandenonium before Trip's entrance made the main way more fun than I expected.

Weren't they throwing around the idea of sending development people to work places like Evolve and Japan?

Same. It's one of those really satisfying pops I'll always go back to, like when Jericho's name came on the Titantron during his debut.

Wait, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration?

Sometime today between rewatching Nak's Takeover entrance and seeing the Stan Hansen and Snoop Dogg picture, I realized that it doesn't matter if this card is hot garbage because Wrestlemania is just a thing that happens at the end of amazing Wrestlemania weekends.

It would really be something if a second Justice League movie imploded weeks before production. It sounds like the other movies are solo efforts in name only. Cyborg will apparently be in The Flash and Superman is rumored for Wonder Woman, and they sure as hell aren't making an Aquaman movie with just him.

Do that commercial break thing WCW did for TNT's Robin Hood but with Mr. Robot or Suits. Every week. Forever.

I've devoted my Twitter to reaching out to Affleck so he can hear my pitch for the solo movie, but shockingly I've yet to get a response. @BenAffleck So many ideas for next Batman. I've got pearls over here. Snatch them from me like I'm Martha Wayne! #twobensforbats

The rumor is they want to squeeze a solo Bats movie into their 2018 slate, but yeah they'd definitely have to shelve JL or else it wouldn't work with Affleck's schedule.

"He's a little light in the loafers, heh Paul? Maybe we should call him Queen of the Stron...Jesus Christ pal I think he just kicked New Bryan's head off his goddam shoulders!"

Zayn's really convincing Foley crumples whenever he's selling head damage are something else. I've been worked into thinking he's actually KO'd a few times. I had to watch Bayley/Askua about an hour after I watched Nak/Zayn, and I'm glad I had some distance between the two. If they didn't want Samson/Crews on the show, they should have at least put some sort of in ring angle or segment in there to seperate those matches some more.

I know it won't happen for a variety of reasons, but I desperately want Nak/Reigns.

Jesus, Taker got got. Shane's punches might look like shit, but at least they also actually injure people. Also, why is Tatanka the same height as Waltman?!

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/gHZLO http://m.imgur.com/gallery/7Px7XsJ Beyond plot or specific characterization issues, it's a betrayal of what these characters mean to people and what they can be. Even the worst previous interpretations of them at least acknowledged their core ideals. They matter in a way that the people that made this movie don't understand. I can accept that it's a movie aimed at adolescents and I'm approaching 30. I just feel bad for them.

13-year-old boys?

They won't admit it, but nobody's special in their opinion anymore. That nobody's bigger than the brand attitude has left them with nobody to put on a pedestal except for the guys that existed before they put that policy in place. No active guy could handle retiring Taker because they're creatively trapped in a self-fulfilling prophecy.

The Suicide Squad trailers to me weren't special because of the humor. They showed that Ayer seemed to approach the material with a sense of wonder that was plainly missing from even the early footage of BVS.

They know where their bread is buttered. There's going to be hardly any scenes without Harley period.

If you really want a treat watch Black Cobra, the Italian "remake" starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. It's hysterical.

Not really. They recap some of MoS in the beginning, and a lot of the stuff that might seem incomprehensible isn't from MoS; it's just groundwork for Justice League.

It's a bad movie. Batman could have safely neutralized every henchman in the movie and put a pillow under them before they hit the floor and it would still be a bad movie.