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Since Monsoon's passed away, you might have to settle for doing Gorilla Glue with Goldust.

If WWE Films knows what's up they'll start making Abbott and Costello-style New Day movies. The New Day Meets Jacob Goodnight is right there.

The Fast and the Furious was already the best possible Point Break remake anyway.

The time has passed, but I thought there might be one angle that would work for a gay character. If the character was feuding with a downright nasty, uncool heel (think 2008 Jericho), and the heel called the entire roster to the ring to out the face. The heel, expecting the roster to ostracize the face, is met with complete indifference and essentially,"You dragged us out here for this?" The heel is left alone in the ring to throw a fit, and the message is sent that it's a non-story regarding a wrestler's sexuality. No shoulder patting patronizing or jokes. You'd need the right face and especially the right heel to make it work, and again I think it's an angle they should've run ten years ago, not necessarily now.

Maybe if they call the show The Hart Pussy Dungeon?

All I know about Kanyon is that he took one of the greatest stupid bumps ever off the top of the Ready to Rumble cage, and I can't find it on YouTube.

Nah, it's not going to be Neidhart.

I can't believe I'm going to bat for M. Night, but the wiki entry doesn't do the movie justice. It's surprisingly funny and it has moments of emotional incisiveness he hasn't reached since Signs. It's pretty perfectly cast. The twist was fine, he just laid more groundwork for it than need be, so I saw it coming. The audience absolutely lost their shit when it's revealed, so I can't complain too much. It actually got a cheer at the end. I won't go crazy and call it a return to form, but it's an assured veteran director doing solid work.

If they rekindle the Cena/Rusev feud at some point RuRu has to sing the Baba Yaga song from John Wick.

I liked the Visit quite a bit. It has very good performances all around and the found footage aspect is handled better than in the majority of cases. I'd say it's more of a black comedy with some nice jump scares than a pure horror picture. I did think the twist in the third act was overly choreographed and obvious, but the audience I saw it with loved it. It was a fun night out at the movies, which I haven't been able to say about an M. Night movie in over a decade.

And it's Grandparents Day.

I'm seeing the Visit tonight, mostly because my wife and friends weren't going for Goodnight Mommy.

He was saying that a lot at the time. I think he was such an obvious lame duck champion and a speed bump in Austin's ascension that they were trying to create intrigue around a shoot deal where Shawn would refuse to job.

Jake could've played Randy the Ram if he hadn't become the wreck that largely inspired the movie, so that's sort of a Catch-22. I always wanted Rob Zombie to adapt The Nail comic into a movie, which would essentially be The Wrestler meets Race the Devil. I know DDP wanted to play the main character, but I'm not crazy about that.

The Boston workout was the one where they did a DX/Austin beatdown and Shawn showed up wasted and almost left when someone threw something at him.

If they let her keep the Oface I can't wait for Austin to lose his mind when it's used as a 2.9 count finisher tease.

They need to St. Elsewhere that shit and end it with Nick Dinsmore cradling an Impact Zone snow globe.

It's called Mallbrats because they're with their kids, and yes, one of the kids is Harley Quinn Smith.

There'll be one throat rip, and everything else will suck. It'll be like when they threw the three-boobed hooker into that terrible Total Recall adaptation.

I'm not saying this ironically, Jodie Foster as Wade FTW!

Come on guys, after that promo all I want from The Big Guy is wreckless cue card reading and Minority Report-style hand flailing. It's so how not to cut a promo that it goes all the way back around to how to cut a promo.

Hogan turning down Dixie makes me concerned that he isn't desperate enough to make a handshake deal with Ian Rotten (yet).

The networks have supposedly kept a lot of the same laugh tracks since the 50s, so it might be a tinny-sounding laugh from primitive sound recording.

Blecch. I'll take the crab juice. #hacklife

Ah yes...when Hogan helped Abe with the emancipation and got that free N-word pass...yeah, that's the ticket.