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  1. DeMarco Murray getting his fantasy hustle on.
  2. Soul Men is a weird one. The first twenty or so minutes was just superb stuff from Bernie and Sam. Hell, the scene you posted was from the first 10 or 15 minutes of the movie. The apartment scene was classic. It was when they got on the road where it fell apart for me because it turned into your average, formulaic estranged buddies getting back together flick except with a black twist. The first twenty minutes seem like it was done off-the-cuff and then the rest was scripted mess. Another thing that was off about the movie was Affion Crockett's role. I like Affion but just not in this movie. This movie is partly the reason I was skeptical about him getting that show in primetime on Fox (which ultimately died a slow death). I know Affion has been around a LONG time so it's either take a shit or get off the pot for him. However, he would be best served as a featured player and not the lead guy. He can do celebrity impressions pretty fucking well, but his comedic timing is off when he does characters they come up for him. He ratchets it up about 30x too much here. They probably should have cast DeRay Davis (Affion's former Wild-N-Out castmate) in the role of the daughter's BF because DeRay is literally standup DeRay in EVERY movie. Even in something like 21 Jump Street where he was suppose to be a tough guy. He isn't very versatile, but he gets the job done because he has natural timing. It was a pretty okay movie, but the first 20 minutes should have been the remaining hour of the movie.
  3. He hasn't passed yet, but there is a very slim chance he survives when they remove him from life support.
  4. She is a former boxing champ who was fighting girls who she wasn't suppose to be fighting w/ zero experience training MMA. That would be a serious impediment to anyone's win-loss record.
  5. The Ultimate Fighter 18 Finale: Team Rousey vs. Team Tate November 30, 2013 Las Vegas, NV (Mandalay Bay Events Center) Gray Maynard (156) vs. Nate Diaz (156) - Diaz, TKO (punches), R1 (2:38) TUF 18 Women's Bantamweight Tournament Final: Julianna Peña (134) vs. Jessica Rakoczy (132) - Peña, TKO (strikes), R1 (4:59) TUF 18 Men's Bantamweight Tournament Final: Chris Holdsworth (136) vs. Davey Grant (135) - Holdsworth, SUB (rear naked choke), R2 (2:10) Jessamyn Duke (135.5) vs. Peggy Morgan (136) - Duke, DEC (unanimous) Roxanne Modafferi (134) vs. Raquel Pennington (135) - Pennington, DEC (unanimous) Fox Sports 1 / Fox Sports 2 Preliminary Card: Akira Corassani (146) vs. Maximo Blanco (146) - Corassani, DQ (illegal knee on the ground ruled intentional), R1 (0:25) Rani Yahya (145.5) vs. Tom Niinimäki (145) - Niinimäki, DEC (split) Jared Rosholt (240) vs. Walt Harris (244) - Rosholt, DEC (unanimous) Sean Spencer (171) vs. Drew Dober (170) - Spencer, DEC (unanimous) Facebook Preliminary Card: Ryan Benoit (126) vs. Joshua Sampo (127.5)* - Sampo, SUB (rear naked choke), R2 (4:31) *Chose not to reweigh; forfeits 10% of purse for missing weight Event Bonuses ($50,000): Knockout of the Night: Nate Diaz Submission of the Night: Chris Holdsworth Fight of the Night: Joshua Sampo vs. Ryan Benoit (Sampo forfeits $50k to Benoit) Attendance: 4,346 Gate: $322,742 Rating: 1.13 million viewers Cancelled Bouts: Sérgio Moraes vs. Zak Cummings - Injury to Cummings Sérgio Moraes vs. Sean Spencer - Injury to Moraes Demetrious Johnson vs. Joseph Benavidez - Moved to Another Event
  6. The guy who did Splice is suppose to be doing Neuromancer with Liam Neeson as Armitage.
  7. Well, they shot the movie more than two years ago and it's just now coming out.
  8. They were in London, man. Everytime I was there on business I always wore a heavy coat even during the Spring. Sometimes, you have to sacrifice for the sake of your art... ..or people seeing your giant cans. One or the other.
  9. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/girl-dragon-tattoo-sequel-whats-416621
  10. I know they brought in someone to rewrite what Zaillan had wrote, but the chances of Fincher returning are slim to none. I know Rooney Mara contractually has to come back so I guess Craig would have to come back as well. But Craig has many projects already lined up and those Bond movies film for like half a year. So if they were going to get film out for 2015, they already missed their window.
  11. And that thought process doomed a second film being made anytime soon. That's swell.
  12. I second the love of Gary Oldman in State of Grace.
  13. I know that, but why the fuck would you do it in 2011?
  14. I like the Mara/Craig version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but why the fuck would you remake a movie that came out TWO years prior? That's insanely retarded. If Oldboy flops, it's going to make it extremely tough for the rest of Vengeance remakes to get traction.
  15. *Does the Fargo strut*
  16. SUCK IT GIANT FANS! 4-0 IN THE DIVISION!!
  17. Miles Austin finally CATCHES something.
  18. Don't worry....we have to play defense too
  19. romo2witten
  20. Jeff Heath did....something? The Giants have opened up a new circle of hell.
  21. One last thing: you guys know title histories but couldn't come up with Razor after I specifically mentioned wrestling. Just baffled.
  22. Can we get any clue what category the answer is suppose to be in?
  23. Yeah, that was not good. Not good at all.
  24. What does the code have to do with? Is it numbers or a word?
  25. At least my trivia made you learn some shit you were suppose to learn in school. This is about wrestling so it's definitely dumber.
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