Dolfan in NYC

Because, why would you want to schedule October and November games in Columbus, East Lansing, and Madison, when you could schedule them in Raleigh, Atlanta, and Miami?

Much like Ryan Howard, the amount of money is the No Trade clause.

Jon Heyman is saying the deal is official. Giancarlo Stanton will be a Miami Marlin 4 Life. 13 years/$325 Million No trade, opt-out after the 2020 season.

So we're a week away from a "Big 4" PPV and... we've got 3 matches? Team Cena (Cena, Ziggler, Sheamus, Show, and ?) vs. Team Authority (Rollins, Kane, Henry, Rusev, and ?) in a "Is Stephanie Pregnant?" match. Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose AJ Lee vs Nikki Bella Alvarez seems to think that

Then you should probably close your office door when you watch this. You may be happy enough to un-ban people. http://deadspin.com/rodney-harrison-i-think-you-have-to-get-rid-of-rgiii-1659618699

Yeah, they pulled a Crumbs and shut all but one store about a month ago. You gotta go to 37th & 9th now to go to the lone survivor. And damn, Miami's fallen back to earth after starting out white hot.

This is going to be the first time the playoff rankings are actually going to be interesting. Someone is about to get badly fucked over, especially if MSU doesn't fall out of the top 5. AP Sez! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Fire Golden.

Fire Golden

Two topics I'll guarantee are not mentioned in that movie: 1) Same sex marriage 2) Floyd Mayweather

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GOD DAMN IT.

Miami's made the playoffs in the current century.

#1MillionPatriots EDIT --- I am an idiot. Oops.

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Yeah, and also about 2022...

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What the fuck is that ref doing not counting the three right away.

That Mantle one is awesome for it's simplicity and starkness. I really wish I could read Japanese, because the only thing I want in this world is for the poster to say "This is Mickey Mantle. He's going to be playing baseball here. in Japan. 70 Yen per seat."

I can't begin to start with what I hate about everything he said without this devolving into Current Events Thread madness. But the part that makes me the most mad is his Twitter username clearly shows he thinks of himself in the same vein as Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig played until he was literally dying. Schilling pitched one game with a bloody sock he probably doctored. Dick.

Everything Edge & Vickie did was solid gold. The way I described her to my guy at the time was she is everyone's bitch substitute teacher. No one likes her and she gives zero fucks what you think of her. Lord was she great at what she did.

Jai Courtney is in talks to play in Suicide Squad. Will Smith is apparently set to play Jared Leto is also in talks.

Gone 9 years ago today.

Oh Miami, never change... Production Truck for Bills-Dolphins Pregame Stolen From Hotel By the way, they're never finding this truck. I'll all but guarantee it's halfway to Haiti right now.