Dolfan in NYC

Roberto Luongo's kid attends Parkland High School. He hid in a closet for two hours. Luongo spoke before yesterday's game during the tribute to the victims of the shooting:

How dare you

Dolphins moves are expected. Thomas was alright, Timmons was a cuckoo banana. The more interesting questions are: 1) Do they cut Suh? They want cap space and there's more than one hot take on sending him away. 2) Do they rescind the franchise tender on Landry? Reports are running wild that they are trying to trade him for a 1, which they will not get, or a 2, which a team would have to be desperate to give. What makes a little more sense is this tag is stall tactic for them to negotiate longer while making sure another team doesn't swoop in and pick him off.

I'm pretty sure you would've made a very nice ROI if you'd picked the Rockets and Raptors to be the #1 seeds at the start of the second half. And since they were just put back into stock, I'm using my tax returns to get me one of these bad boys: Onto the 2nd half...

This is when I'm reminded that he was supposed to be the FIVE STAR PROSPECT~~ that was supposed to replace Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis. In a trade that also featured Andrew Miller, who the Marlins gave away for... lemme look this up... ah yes, a half-eaten bucket of fried chicken and a $50 Sharper Image gift card.

Frankly, aside from AJ/Nak (ALSO absent from tonight's show), and Usos/Blud Bros, they've got NOTHING else on the Mania track. I know the Andre Battle Royale is the catch all for the men who should have programs but if Rhonda isn't fighting Charlotte, there is nothing for any of the women to do. And there's only so many multi-person matches you can do.

I'm waving my hand generally at Time Travel Magic~~

Danny Boyle is supposedly the top choice for directing Bond 25.

Paramount has dropped Transformers 6 from their upcoming schedule. Praise Allah.

"WE GOT $100,000 ON THIS!" Titus screaming outside was fantastic. But yeah, the match itself was bad.

Alright, this is Smackdown's last show before Mania, and last show as a single brand, period! It looks very bad! SIX PACK CHALLENGE FATAL 5-WAY FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Free Agent™ John Cena FOR THE WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Ruby Riott (TRIPLE THREAT) FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - Bobby Roode (c) vs. Randy Orton (vs. Jinder Mahal) MATCH 35027 IN THE BEST OF 70000, FOR THE WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Usos (c) vs. The New Day

Well, at least Fastlane is a little clearer. I mean, I don't want to see it, but hey. They have to have some kind of match. I'm very much not digging Dolph acting like a heel and being treated like a face. Same with Corbin. Neither of them are Steve Austin.

The Dolphins have franchised Jarvis Landry. He'll make $16M next year.

Lobo can kindly go fuck himself. You want a good movie based around goofy characters, THESE are the DC members you call:

I mean, I won't lie, I was fully expecting this at the end:

Yes. Here it comes. THE HURRICANE HEIST Starring Toby Kebbell, Maggie Grace, Ryan Kwanten Directed By: Rob Cohen (The Fast and The Furious, XXX) I'm not sure why this is getting a March release. Some studios just can't behind good projects. I guess we'll have to hope the Academy remembers.

THE PARTY Starring Patricia Clarkson, Timothy Spall, Cillian Murphy, Kristin Scott Thomas Opens today and has an 88% on RT, so if you're locked out of Black Panther, you could do worse.

AARDVARK Starring Jon Hamm, Zachary Quinto, and Jenny Slate

BAD SAMARITAN Starring David Tennant This is opening against Ready Player One, so... you know, good luck with that.

Judging from how that conversation in the other thread was looking, the All Star break couldn't have come at a better time. The 3 point shootout and the dunk off are tomorrow night. ASG is on Sunday.