Dolfan in NYC

As you probably saw from my Instagram, my dad and I went to the Marlins game on Sunday afternoon and watched Jose Urena (?!) mow down the Dodgers to finish off a series victory for Miami. No Stanton or Puig. But, it's the first time I've gotten to see Ichiro play since 2001. Good times with dad at the ballpark are always awesome.

I had a bet with myself as to how long it would take for someone to be a spoil sport. (9 1/2) Thanks for making the Under hit.

Of all the god damn time to run out of razz berries and ultra balls. :-/

Raw's first solo PPV is next week. Let's see how this sorts out For the WWE Universal Championship: Kevvy MurderBear (c) vs Seth Rollins For the WWE Women's Championship: Charlotte (c) vs Sasha Banks For the WWE United States Championship: Rusev (c) vs Roman Reigns For the WWE Tag Team Championship: The New Day (c) vs Da Club Chris Jericho vs Sami Zayn *Match 7 of 7: Cesaro vs Sheamus *Enzo/Cass vs The Shining Stars Looks okay on paper. (* = Not announced. Probably.)

Here is my impression of the game against Seattle. Get fucked Kenny Stills.

The NCAA has just officially removed the opening rounds of March Madness '17 from Greensboro, NC because of HB2.

New Rankingz~ 1. (Blame @Pete for that one! This one too...) 2. 3. 4. 5.

*Heart Eye Emoji*

Everyone needs to watch this and a serious discussion needs to be had about get spearing called in the NFL. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=AW9soqA9LVU Jesus.

The Marlins have activated Giancarlo Stanton (?!) and told him to "run carefully on base". They're 5 games out of the WC with 24 left. This isn't going to end well.

New Week, New Rankingz 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ...and @Ryan, they went from unranked to... 10.

John Tortorella has said he'll bench any player who doesn't stand during the National Anthem during the World Cup this month.

Lazy Sunday where I was grinding missions to level up my second character. Anyway, I'm doing my last one for my main guy, Ride a Fairground Ride. So I ride the rollercoaster and notice two guys in one of the big attack helicopters is trying to rocket me off the rollercoaster. I think they have made you invincible while you're riding, because rockets were whizzing by me and nothing was actually hurting me. Ride finishes, and I notice they're repositioning, and probably switching weapons. I calmly take out my rocket launcher and take them both out from the exit ramp of the coaster. They are -- not happy with me. So they re-spawn and I notice at least one trying to snipe me. That's a bad decision. I snipe him a couple of times then notice his friend is trying to come up the other way. He gets a machine gun welcome. Around here is where I plug in my (recently found!) mic. "You are not better than me." They come up again, now I'm by the soda machines near the pier side of the park. One tries to come up from the pier side, assault shotgun. One comes up from the bathroom side, assault shotgun. "You are not better than me!" One guy goes Off Radar, but I see where he physically is. I sneak up to him and pistol whip him to death. "YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!" They finally got the hint after I shot them both again. That was cathartic. I just wanted to ride the rollercoaster.

So, that was quite the 3rd quarter for FSU. Jesus.

I don't know if I should comment about them giving away a future PPV main event on a meaningless Raw. But then I remember it's not 2002 any more and I shouldn't care. (That being said, still the same great match between these two.) The Club segment with The Old Day... Oh dear god, let's just pretend that never happened. And hooray for fake retirements... I only forgive it because it's Sasha.

It's finally time! Welcome back football!

First true freshman to win his opener since 1944. Swoopes just got himself an NFL job just based on that run alone.

Jesus, was that an idiotic chop block. Onto OVERTIME MADNESS~

I just can't pick against the Dolphins (yet) man.

I gotta believe the Dolphins will get in on that. Especially after they cut Daniel Thomas and whatever horrific injury happens to Arian Foster around, oh, let's say, week 2.

Well... I suppose they can't see you while they're caught in the loader of a bulldozer. (Or falling to their deaths 50' below...)

Vince Russo has a molten hot take on KO winning the Universal title:

Make sure you have Andrew added (drewbear247) he's on more than I am and always is on the lookout for more money.

FTFY.