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Next Smackdown exclusive PPV "Blitzkrieg Bop"? Then we get punk rock Ziggler with a patch on his gear that says Ramoans?

Well he's at a carnival in 2017 can we at least give him that? Btw did Mike Tyson steal Earl Hebner's spot which then caused Earl to start bootlegging merch out of his trunk?

Pretty sure Bram wasn't trying to recreate it rather just being a dumbass. Looking in to it more(reading the comments) it seems this was more of a thing of people expecting their food not to be messed with in any way prior to purchase. It's definitely an overreaction in both cases but hey, you go to a foreign country respect their values whether you agree with them or not. Shit is expensive in Japan and if your gonna pay 20 dollars US for an ice cream bar you expect it to not have had some dumbass laying on it prior. Just glad Bram is not an American so we don't have to take the blame on this one.

Obvious opponent for Brock at the PPV. Sable on a pole match. On another note the all caps Vince impressions are terrible and this ppv could be called "Flaming Tables Thumbtacks Bloodbath" and their wouldn't be anything remotely close to any of it featured.

Is it May yet? When it is this thread needs to not only be locked but closed from viewing and never brought up again.

This post shook my nerves and the last one rattled my brain. These kind of PPV names drive a man insane.

From the WON daily update it sounds like this is being created by the people who did the Jesse Ventura movie- MLW Radio has a show reviewing the original screenplay of the Vince McMahon movie. Some of the stuff is so ridiculous it's not even funny, including Linda working at a strip club, and Vince bringing 35-year-old porn star Jimmy Snuka into wrestling, and Vince discovering Andre after an argument at a restaurant in Montreal and seeing Andre was a guy who ran the restaurant.

Pretty sure Spud is in the middle of a revenge burial for making that video where he made fun of Jarrett right after he left the last time.

Great idea but I'm pretty sure he'd just end up riding one of the mexicools lawn mowers down to the ring.

Maybe this time they only eat sick people and by the end the world is disease free and the zombies become baby faces.

Rippa's original post said it related to a mainstream issue in the country. I am as curious as anyone about it too.

This guy in the Match.com commercials needs to be punched in the face along with the person that thought him basically forcing people to sign up in the commercials would be a good idea.

Tremendous. Also I feel like the whole god awful Michael Jackson bit from Ziggler's promo was a pretty good indication of what to expect from a Dolph stand up routine.

Yup to the bold. WWE films has some kind of hand in this. Get ready for Vince McMahon, humanitarian that saved wrestling just as all the territories were about to die and turned it in to what everyone knows and loves it as today, Sports Entertainment.

It's because he's so metal. If Graves were still on Smackdown he would be talking about how Dolph was unleashing his Symphony of Destruction on his opponent or how Ziggler is the master of puppets.

I thought it was Nova's employee badge?

Been sick this week which for some reason when I'm sick I like to watch really bad things so I watched The Kliq Rules on the network yesterday. The revisionist history in this about how Shawn and Trips were solely responsible for the attitude era success and Nash and Hall were solely responsible for WCW's success and that Trips and HBK were considered Kliq north and Hall and Nash were Kliq south and they were all basically in control of the two companies. They also spend a lot of time talking about how they weren't like they were perceived but because of the misconception they would play in to it by doing things like always telling guys their payoffs but always telling them double what they actually got to piss the boys off more.

Don't forget The Montreal Screwjob.

Kind of like what TNA has done from day one?

Let me try to steer this ship back on course.

It was the Too Sweet hand gesture that got me. Didn't know every indy geek is doing it now. Also fwiw I've seen a handful of Bucks matches. First one was from the first DG USA show but I will admit to never seeing one second of Matt Tavern. And yea I get it the Bucks are totally working me in to their schtick that only they and a few select intellectual wrestling guru's like yourself get.

I always think man I can't really hate on the YB's because I haven't seen enough of them. Then I saw this and was like ok I've seen enough fuck these guys.

This wasn't people being like ok we are sick of Enzo. Literally he fucked that one spot up from Cesaro and people we're like ok fuck this guy we're done with him, enjoying any gif worthy moment the guy took a stiff Sheamus boot like a bunch of JBL's!!

So Enzo was ok for how many years till he botched one from spot from board darling Cesaro? The speed at which this board turns on people and companies(see roh) grows by the millisecond. I will admit Enzo doesn't do much as a worker but as the tag team partner who gets his ass kicked till the hot tag ,which is kind of a lost art in WWE I think he's actually pretty damn great at.

Remember when Pope took an ass whipping from Lashley for Josh Matthews? Don't care what the applause/boo sign in the Impact zone makes it look like Borash is 100% the heel in this to me.