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James Jones better give Aaron Rodgers 10% of his salary.

Well, fuck....

It's just like last year. The Packers D is giving up tonnes of yards, but has yet to fall apart.

I do not expect to be too high on the list once football season ends.

Everybody's walkin' in the 11th.

I've never really understood the people who think Dalton is garbage. Is he Tom Brady? No, but I think there are plenty of QBs who are worse. He's been in the league 4 years and made the playoffs in each one. He hasn't won one, but just getting there in what has been a tough division says that he isn't as bad as some people say. Andy Dalton Playoff Game Log: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DaltAn00/gamelog/post/ Andy Dalton is garbage precisely because he's just good enough to make you think you're set a quarterback and then... Blammo! He'll have some great games, he'll have some dog shit games, he'll never make you any better than you already are.

I think they meant he's gotten on base safely in 40 games, including walks.

Guess who picked up and started Brandon Bolden instead of Deangelo Williams? Hint, it was me. Thankfully Antonio Brown is a thing that exists.

Unfortunately, that also means he has 4 years with Andy Dalton as his quarterback.

And host Wrestlemanias. And Super Bowls and Final Fours and (hopefully) Big Ten Championship and NCAA National Championship Games. Also Wrestlemania. I actually can't fault the Vikings for this, since their season starts later than the CFL's. You couldn't pay me to sit outside in December and watch the Bombers. Plus, I'm going to miss the weird vacuum suck effect that happens whenever you leave the Metrodome. Did I just say something relatively nice about the Vikings? Fuck.....um, Gary Anderson, Gary Anderson, Gary Anderson.

Liked just for the Laf league shoutout. Bring back the Montreal Machine, dammit!

Grew up a Packers fan. My dad loved them as a kid, so I would always hear stories about Lombardi and Nitschke and Starr. When I was 10, I thought Majik Man was just about the coolest nickname a person could have. Then, the first year I actually made an effort to follow the whole season and learn the game, some kid named Brett took over and that was that. Never been a fan of anyone else, but there are teams that I like seeing do well. Its ever changing, mostly based on players I like. For example, I really liked those Natrone Means/Stan Humphries Chargers, but despise the Tomlinson/Rivers Chargers (plus, I hate the powder blues...I am the anti-Dewar). I was pretty happy that the Patriots won the Super Bowl (once the Packers were out), because lol@people who cry about fair play. FUCK THE VIKINGS. FOREVER AND EVER.

Did my last draft tonight, seasonal format. Meh.... QB: Matt Stafford, Derek Carr RB: Lesean McCoy, Jeremy Hill, Ameer Abdullah, Joique Bell WR: Brandin Cooks, Davante Adams, Julian Edelman, Michael Floyd, Terrance Williams TE: Delanie Walker, Tyler Eifert K/D Steven Hauschka/Ravens I'm pretty underwhelmed, but not totally horrified. Was a pretty weird draft, other than Rodgers and Luck, no one started taking any quarterbacks until round 9.

New England

The beige over the orange is pretty hard on the eyes, but if you get rid of that, they'd be the Flyers.

I agree, the Rockies jersey is gorgeous. Don't mind the Ducks, either, I love orange and have always thought that was an underrated logo.

I marvel at how Buck Martinez manages to restrain himself from smacking Pat Tabler, when he constantly repeats what Buck says immediately after he says it. I used to hate Buck when he was a colour commentator, but have become a decent fan of his since he took over play by play a few seasons ago.

Two of the running backs I drafted in a dynasty league, David Cobb and Jay Ajayiyiyiyiyi, are already on IR. Not a great start to the season.

Ended up not trading Fitty and gave him a 2nd rounder instead, which seems reasonable for taking a flyer on Stills. Dropped Montee Ball's useless ass to make room.

So, I was just offered Kenny Stills and Eddie Royal for Larry Fitzgerald. It's a dynasty league and I've been looking for someone to take Fitty off my hands for a couple seasons now, I don't know if I trust Stills to ever become a consistent deep threat, especially out of New Orleans. Eddie Royal I could take or leave, probably just be bench fodder.

If it wasn't for the stupid wave pattern, the jerseys would have gone over a lot better. The logo is pretty sweet.

Ugh, even if its not, that is an ugly jersey. It looks like an off-brand, generic sports jersey you see at department stores.

Instincts is probably it. Even though it has been completely disproven, it just feels like sliding headfirst gets you there quicker. You're looking right at the bag, you can reach for it, guys probably feel they can better slide around tags. Sorta like killshots in football, it's going to take a complete, league-wide adjustment in mindset to get players to stop.

HBO is, yeah

"I wonder what kind of support that gives her?"