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piranesi

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  1. Wonder who could possibly be eating the pin here... pretty sure all of these are from WWT
  2. He doesn't have much to do to be a better figure head than those that came before him. Yeah. Beyond Snuka shit, I don't care or expect any entertainer to be a good person in order to enjoy their work. And every time I do snoop around their lives, I end up liking their work less: From Carvaggio all the way to Dynamite Kid. The whole goddamned history of people doing awesome things is populated by 100,00,000 X bigger assholes than (so far as anyone knows so far) John Cena.
  3. He was also a pretty big drag on clubhouse morale. I mean, the team sucking was also a drag, but it was like they spent years just holding their breathe waiting for him to fucking go away already.
  4. Women! Ammirightfellas???????? hello...lo...lo..lo...lo
  5. That's Sergeant Jae to the likes of you: ...or what's left of him.
  6. Oh, My God, Kristin Stewart just totally tweeted how awesome the new Ubiquitous Jumble EP is!!!!
  7. If she has some other women to throw at her, so they can save Big E. as the last boss Kharma has to get through before getting to AJ. Kharma having Big E. get in her way, taking a second, to think if over, and then knocking him off his feet as AJ looks on in terror would be outstanding. What they need to not do is have AJ make the whole thing about funny videos calling Kharma ugly or fat. Such stupid crap should have no effect on her whatsoever. AJ should just be putting obstacles in her way and never going on the offensive with skits and shit.
  8. There's nothing unusual about that. The face wins every direct physical confrontation, but the heel wins when it counts, due to interference. The upcoming match just tells us if they think Kaytlin can carry the belt and be interesting, or if they want to line up another Face to chase AJ. If they bury Kaytlin at the PPV, that isn't necessarily bad booking. It just means she was booked to fail. She wouldn't be the first midcard Face to fail to defeat a heel that they were running with as title holder. In fact, I would rather see that because Kaytlin is boring and AJ is not. I would still like AJ's comeupance to be the entire roster coming at her, and she insanely charges into them because she's a madman.
  9. Sadly it will just be a chance for Cena to do the noble thing and not grab the pin.
  10. If the Royals, As, Rays and Pirates all make the playoffs in the same season, I'd place all the sports executives over at Fox and Turner on immediate suicide watch. Don't you know that that's an impossibility? That that could never happen? That I'd use all my power to keep something like that from happening?
  11. When Vince said the words "We need....a barber..." How many people here jumped to their feet in anticipation: Because I did...
  12. Jesus, how do that many people collude to be so silent as the crowd was during the Sandow/Cody thing? I mean, just their collective breathing and chewing and text-tapping should be louder than that. It was, not even realistic, like it was an audio glitch or you're playing WWE 2k? and you have the crowd noise and music turned way down so you can hear if your parents pull into the driveway or something...but it was like really happening...[shiver].It was like they were ghosts running around in a parallel dimension and we could see them but the live crowd couldn't.
  13. Of all people it was Kruk I think who pointed out today, that if A-Rod somewhere in his mind doesn't think he can come back after another year off, as a 40-year-old with two shit hips and 1 1/2 shit knees, then appealing and eating the lifetime ban gives him one thing that he otherwise doesn't have: Two months of being a pro baseball player. I mean, why not. Your final memory can be being benched in the playoffs, or it can be whatever you get to do these last few weeks. At least this way, you have a chance to take it all in knowing that this is your last run.
  14. This entire pay-per-view is now devoted to the triumph of your world view. No you're enabling the two RAWbots by ignoring my thread that was posted multiple seconds earlier than this! My world view wouldn't have the Shield standing tall ever. The crowd is never wrong, Brah. That' your own rule!
  15. This entire pay-per-view is now devoted to the triumph of your world view.
  16. How FUCKING DARE Cena invoke hard times:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxC3oAD1iUgNo, sir. No, sir. NO, SIR! He was even doing the accent a little. Someone watching Youtube backstage?
  17. How great was it the Punk mentioned Heenan's family, and then we got such a Heenan family post-match group backstage interview. I fucking LOVED that.
  18. I was fine with that. Sadly, most of the match The Shield showed themselves to have been solidified as heels who can only threaten, but not really hurt, the true top Faces. So, like so many scrubs before them, they were just a minor distraction to what the actual guys were doing. It's never a good sign when the Faces are so busy fighting each-other that they barely have time to bother swatting you away. So I was happy to see them get a little heat back?
  19. It was so hard to follow the rules and not check early in the Omnibus thread to see just how much spooge was hitting the screen during Bryan's promo and how loudly FSW was screaming "FUCK YOU, INDY WEIRDOS" during Cena's response. Can there be any doubt that they are essentially booking this board? Entertainment Media Content! Vs. WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRESTLING!!!!! Fuck Austin V.s McMahon. This The Past vs. The Present. The Spirit of the Territories Vs. The Grotesque Reality of The Fed. The Way Things Could Have Been vs. The Way Things Will Be. The ROH vs. The FSW
  20. Congratulations, FSW. This entire main event was booked by you.
  21. In Golf? I'd take Angle because it would be hilarious. Watching him try to get his arms the close together and lower his head. And then try to to stand still long enough to focus on that tiny little golf ball. It would be amazing.
  22. AND IT SHALL HAVE ITS REVENGIS!!!!!
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