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And after Rikishi did it for the Rock, and then actually for Triple H, his heel run went...  where?

 

He tagged with Meng. Wanna talk shit in a public forum about Meng? Go ahead.

The Shield's purpose has been, first...arrive in the WWE from NXT as a force to be reckoned with who also are being paid by Heyman. They also wanted to establish themselves by winning titles, which they did. They then also became employees of HHH and the Authority. Now, they've turned against the Authority because their pride dictates that they weren't going to take orders from Kane. They totally have had stories and purpose along with tons of great matches and being super over. And why am I arguing with a guy who is struggling to find a troll gimmick now that Punk is gone?

 

It's not a troll gimmick,it's a rejection of this whole "good matches" bullshit. Shield don't do anything ever. They show up at tv, have a Good Match and then go home. They don't cut interesting promos, they don't have angles, they just wrestle matches. The Horsemen breaking Dusty's arm was fucking great. The Shield working various hodgepodge six mans is interesting at best. Austin punching Vince was great. The Wyatts being a creepy group of dudes who don't do creepy things isn't even fun.

 

 

The whole thing with the Rhodes brothers? The Wyatt rivalry that JUST ended? Did these things not happen on your TV? Did they get stopped for a hockey game or something?

 

What rivalry? They worked some matches. There was no reason behind it, nothing came of it. It wasn't some big moment in either group's development. It's totally without purpose.

 

As for the Rhodes, that was a legit point. So one feud of any purpose, ever. Otherwise they're just the fuck finish and good match guys.

 

 

The Wyatt stuff nearly lead to the team breaking up. It was the one time since they got together that someone got in their heads and got them off their whole "Sacrifice individually for the good of the team." and it cost them. It established that the Shield are only good as long as they're together. It was the feud that actually established on screen personalities for them (Roman as the swaggering, confident slightly sarcastic leader. Ambrose as a wild overaggressive gnat who can't control his own temper and Rollins as a ground level commander who tries to hold these two forces of personality together, but can only take so much. That 'architect of the shield' shit only means anything because of the Wyatt feud).  Bray Wyatt managed to get into their head and that's the only reason he's been able to beat them back.

 

When the breakup happens, and as cool as the face run is I think it's still coming soon, the things that happened in the Wyatt feud are going to be the key grievances each guy lists for their side.

 

Man you are really reaching with this. They'd just a gauntlet to Punk before as well the Rhodes brothers. The idea that Shield/Wyatts was anything more than a time filler feud for a B-PPV requires a serious amount of fanfic.

 

And none of it has really mattered anyway, has it? They lost, they continued on doing things. Now they're setting up another six man match a a PPV. Instead of three babyfaces outside the title picture it's three heels. Bu otherwise it's the same. Nothing changes, nothing affects anything. They don't have a reason to do what they do, and it's boring as fuck.

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I'm looking forward to WrestleMania and the Game of Thrones season debut so much, I may just give FSW a vacation that week. 

 

Perhaps a vacation until GRRM finishes the next book? Just sayin'.

 

Or until you stop wearing sweatpants with suspenders in a public setting. Whichever happens first.

 

Odd, I can't recall ever wearing that particular combo. Nice to know that you fantasize about how I dress you creepy, little monkey.

 

My bad dude, they were jeans with an elasticated waistband. We don't have those in Canada or the UK so it's an easy mistake to make.

 

 

That isn't strictly true, there's a brand called Police who make these and I met a solicitor from the Wirral who had a pair. Something like:

 

th41302797776Police-883-Toledo.jpg

 

He was a white guy who'd changed his name to Surinderpal, but I think there's probably quite a lot of this in the towns of Northern England. I actually dislike the thigh pockets more than the elasticated waist/cuffs.

 

Suspenders would be superfluous surely?

 

I think Batista might benefit from a pair though.

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And after Rikishi did it for the Rock, and then actually for Triple H, his heel run went...  where?

 

He tagged with Meng. Wanna talk shit in a public forum about Meng? Go ahead.

The Shield's purpose has been, first...arrive in the WWE from NXT as a force to be reckoned with who also are being paid by Heyman. They also wanted to establish themselves by winning titles, which they did. They then also became employees of HHH and the Authority. Now, they've turned against the Authority because their pride dictates that they weren't going to take orders from Kane. They totally have had stories and purpose along with tons of great matches and being super over. And why am I arguing with a guy who is struggling to find a troll gimmick now that Punk is gone?

 

It's not a troll gimmick,it's a rejection of this whole "good matches" bullshit. Shield don't do anything ever. They show up at tv, have a Good Match and then go home. They don't cut interesting promos, they don't have angles, they just wrestle matches. The Horsemen breaking Dusty's arm was fucking great. The Shield working various hodgepodge six mans is interesting at best. Austin punching Vince was great. The Wyatts being a creepy group of dudes who don't do creepy things isn't even fun.

 

 

The whole thing with the Rhodes brothers? The Wyatt rivalry that JUST ended? Did these things not happen on your TV? Did they get stopped for a hockey game or something?

 

What rivalry? They worked some matches. There was no reason behind it, nothing came of it. It wasn't some big moment in either group's development. It's totally without purpose.

 

As for the Rhodes, that was a legit point. So one feud of any purpose, ever. Otherwise they're just the fuck finish and good match guys.

 

 

The Wyatt stuff nearly lead to the team breaking up. It was the one time since they got together that someone got in their heads and got them off their whole "Sacrifice individually for the good of the team." and it cost them. It established that the Shield are only good as long as they're together. It was the feud that actually established on screen personalities for them (Roman as the swaggering, confident slightly sarcastic leader. Ambrose as a wild overaggressive gnat who can't control his own temper and Rollins as a ground level commander who tries to hold these two forces of personality together, but can only take so much. That 'architect of the shield' shit only means anything because of the Wyatt feud).  Bray Wyatt managed to get into their head and that's the only reason he's been able to beat them back.

 

When the breakup happens, and as cool as the face run is I think it's still coming soon, the things that happened in the Wyatt feud are going to be the key grievances each guy lists for their side.

 

Man you are really reaching with this. They'd just a gauntlet to Punk before as well the Rhodes brothers. The idea that Shield/Wyatts was anything more than a time filler feud for a B-PPV requires a serious amount of fanfic.

 

And none of it has really mattered anyway, has it? They lost, they continued on doing things. Now they're setting up another six man match a a PPV. Instead of three babyfaces outside the title picture it's three heels. Bu otherwise it's the same. Nothing changes, nothing affects anything. They don't have a reason to do what they do, and it's boring as fuck.

 

Then why do you watch? I'm sure that quality shows such as "My Mother the Car" and "Mr. Ed" are available on dvd.

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I'm looking forward to WrestleMania and the Game of Thrones season debut so much, I may just give FSW a vacation that week. 

 

Perhaps a vacation until GRRM finishes the next book? Just sayin'.

 

Or until you stop wearing sweatpants with suspenders in a public setting. Whichever happens first.

 

Odd, I can't recall ever wearing that particular combo. Nice to know that you fantasize about how I dress you creepy, little monkey.

 

My bad dude, they were jeans with an elasticated waistband. We don't have those in Canada or the UK so it's an easy mistake to make.

 

 

That isn't strictly true, there's a brand called Police who make these and I met a solicitor from the Wirral who had a pair. Something like:

 

th41302797776Police-883-Toledo.jpg

 

He was a white guy who'd changed his name to Surinderpal, but I think there's probably quite a lot of this in the towns of Northern England. I actually dislike the thigh pockets more than the elasticated waist/cuffs.

 

Suspenders would be superfluous surely?

 

I think Batista might benefit from a pair though.

 

 

Suspenders would indeed be superfluous had I not lost a bunch of weight and was reluctant to throw out my most comfortable trousers. ;-)

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And after Rikishi did it for the Rock, and then actually for Triple H, his heel run went... where?

He tagged with Meng. Wanna talk shit in a public forum about Meng? Go ahead.

The Shield's purpose has been, first...arrive in the WWE from NXT as a force to be reckoned with who also are being paid by Heyman. They also wanted to establish themselves by winning titles, which they did. They then also became employees of HHH and the Authority. Now, they've turned against the Authority because their pride dictates that they weren't going to take orders from Kane. They totally have had stories and purpose along with tons of great matches and being super over. And why am I arguing with a guy who is struggling to find a troll gimmick now that Punk is gone?

It's not a troll gimmick,it's a rejection of this whole "good matches" bullshit. Shield don't do anything ever. They show up at tv, have a Good Match and then go home. They don't cut interesting promos, they don't have angles, they just wrestle matches. The Horsemen breaking Dusty's arm was fucking great. The Shield working various hodgepodge six mans is interesting at best. Austin punching Vince was great. The Wyatts being a creepy group of dudes who don't do creepy things isn't even fun.

The whole thing with the Rhodes brothers? The Wyatt rivalry that JUST ended? Did these things not happen on your TV? Did they get stopped for a hockey game or something?

What rivalry? They worked some matches. There was no reason behind it, nothing came of it. It wasn't some big moment in either group's development. It's totally without purpose.

As for the Rhodes, that was a legit point. So one feud of any purpose, ever. Otherwise they're just the fuck finish and good match guys.

The Wyatt stuff nearly lead to the team breaking up. It was the one time since they got together that someone got in their heads and got them off their whole "Sacrifice individually for the good of the team." and it cost them. It established that the Shield are only good as long as they're together. It was the feud that actually established on screen personalities for them (Roman as the swaggering, confident slightly sarcastic leader. Ambrose as a wild overaggressive gnat who can't control his own temper and Rollins as a ground level commander who tries to hold these two forces of personality together, but can only take so much. That 'architect of the shield' shit only means anything because of the Wyatt feud). Bray Wyatt managed to get into their head and that's the only reason he's been able to beat them back.

When the breakup happens, and as cool as the face run is I think it's still coming soon, the things that happened in the Wyatt feud are going to be the key grievances each guy lists for their side.

Man you are really reaching with this. They'd just a gauntlet to Punk before as well the Rhodes brothers. The idea that Shield/Wyatts was anything more than a time filler feud for a B-PPV requires a serious amount of fanfic.

And none of it has really mattered anyway, has it? They lost, they continued on doing things. Now they're setting up another six man match a a PPV. Instead of three babyfaces outside the title picture it's three heels. Bu otherwise it's the same. Nothing changes, nothing affects anything. They don't have a reason to do what they do, and it's boring as fuck.

Then why do you watch? I'm sure that quality shows such as "My Mother the Car" and "Mr. Ed" are available on dvd.
I watch for the remaining 2.5 hours. You actually going to make a point here you skeevy old fuck or are you going to keep making a twat out of yourself?
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And after Rikishi did it for the Rock, and then actually for Triple H, his heel run went... where?

He tagged with Meng. Wanna talk shit in a public forum about Meng? Go ahead.

The Shield's purpose has been, first...arrive in the WWE from NXT as a force to be reckoned with who also are being paid by Heyman. They also wanted to establish themselves by winning titles, which they did. They then also became employees of HHH and the Authority. Now, they've turned against the Authority because their pride dictates that they weren't going to take orders from Kane. They totally have had stories and purpose along with tons of great matches and being super over. And why am I arguing with a guy who is struggling to find a troll gimmick now that Punk is gone?

It's not a troll gimmick,it's a rejection of this whole "good matches" bullshit. Shield don't do anything ever. They show up at tv, have a Good Match and then go home. They don't cut interesting promos, they don't have angles, they just wrestle matches. The Horsemen breaking Dusty's arm was fucking great. The Shield working various hodgepodge six mans is interesting at best. Austin punching Vince was great. The Wyatts being a creepy group of dudes who don't do creepy things isn't even fun.
The whole thing with the Rhodes brothers? The Wyatt rivalry that JUST ended? Did these things not happen on your TV? Did they get stopped for a hockey game or something?
What rivalry? They worked some matches. There was no reason behind it, nothing came of it. It wasn't some big moment in either group's development. It's totally without purpose.

As for the Rhodes, that was a legit point. So one feud of any purpose, ever. Otherwise they're just the fuck finish and good match guys.

The Wyatt stuff nearly lead to the team breaking up. It was the one time since they got together that someone got in their heads and got them off their whole "Sacrifice individually for the good of the team." and it cost them. It established that the Shield are only good as long as they're together. It was the feud that actually established on screen personalities for them (Roman as the swaggering, confident slightly sarcastic leader. Ambrose as a wild overaggressive gnat who can't control his own temper and Rollins as a ground level commander who tries to hold these two forces of personality together, but can only take so much. That 'architect of the shield' shit only means anything because of the Wyatt feud). Bray Wyatt managed to get into their head and that's the only reason he's been able to beat them back.

When the breakup happens, and as cool as the face run is I think it's still coming soon, the things that happened in the Wyatt feud are going to be the key grievances each guy lists for their side.

Man you are really reaching with this. They'd just a gauntlet to Punk before as well the Rhodes brothers. The idea that Shield/Wyatts was anything more than a time filler feud for a B-PPV requires a serious amount of fanfic.

And none of it has really mattered anyway, has it? They lost, they continued on doing things. Now they're setting up another six man match a a PPV. Instead of three babyfaces outside the title picture it's three heels. Bu otherwise it's the same. Nothing changes, nothing affects anything. They don't have a reason to do what they do, and it's boring as fuck.

Then why do you watch? I'm sure that quality shows such as "My Mother the Car" and "Mr. Ed" are available on dvd.
I watch for the remaining 2.5 hours. You actually going to make a point here you skeevy old fuck or are you going to keep making a twat out of yourself?

 

 

 

Old? Son, I'm in my prime... My point, which was obviously (like most of the storylines in WWE) too subtle for you was this: Apparently you require a clear story arc that can be concluded in one hour (or less) hence my suggestions of two old tv shows where the plot points were always resolved within a half hour. As for your babbling about Dusty vs. 4H angles, unless you are lying about your age, you were throwing toys out of your crib and shitting yourself when those angles ran on tv.

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And after Rikishi did it for the Rock, and then actually for Triple H, his heel run went... where?

He tagged with Meng. Wanna talk shit in a public forum about Meng? Go ahead.

The Shield's purpose has been, first...arrive in the WWE from NXT as a force to be reckoned with who also are being paid by Heyman. They also wanted to establish themselves by winning titles, which they did. They then also became employees of HHH and the Authority. Now, they've turned against the Authority because their pride dictates that they weren't going to take orders from Kane. They totally have had stories and purpose along with tons of great matches and being super over. And why am I arguing with a guy who is struggling to find a troll gimmick now that Punk is gone?

It's not a troll gimmick,it's a rejection of this whole "good matches" bullshit. Shield don't do anything ever. They show up at tv, have a Good Match and then go home. They don't cut interesting promos, they don't have angles, they just wrestle matches. The Horsemen breaking Dusty's arm was fucking great. The Shield working various hodgepodge six mans is interesting at best. Austin punching Vince was great. The Wyatts being a creepy group of dudes who don't do creepy things isn't even fun.
The whole thing with the Rhodes brothers? The Wyatt rivalry that JUST ended? Did these things not happen on your TV? Did they get stopped for a hockey game or something?
What rivalry? They worked some matches. There was no reason behind it, nothing came of it. It wasn't some big moment in either group's development. It's totally without purpose.

As for the Rhodes, that was a legit point. So one feud of any purpose, ever. Otherwise they're just the fuck finish and good match guys.

The Wyatt stuff nearly lead to the team breaking up. It was the one time since they got together that someone got in their heads and got them off their whole "Sacrifice individually for the good of the team." and it cost them. It established that the Shield are only good as long as they're together. It was the feud that actually established on screen personalities for them (Roman as the swaggering, confident slightly sarcastic leader. Ambrose as a wild overaggressive gnat who can't control his own temper and Rollins as a ground level commander who tries to hold these two forces of personality together, but can only take so much. That 'architect of the shield' shit only means anything because of the Wyatt feud). Bray Wyatt managed to get into their head and that's the only reason he's been able to beat them back.

When the breakup happens, and as cool as the face run is I think it's still coming soon, the things that happened in the Wyatt feud are going to be the key grievances each guy lists for their side.

Man you are really reaching with this. They'd just a gauntlet to Punk before as well the Rhodes brothers. The idea that Shield/Wyatts was anything more than a time filler feud for a B-PPV requires a serious amount of fanfic.

And none of it has really mattered anyway, has it? They lost, they continued on doing things. Now they're setting up another six man match a a PPV. Instead of three babyfaces outside the title picture it's three heels. Bu otherwise it's the same. Nothing changes, nothing affects anything. They don't have a reason to do what they do, and it's boring as fuck.

Then why do you watch? I'm sure that quality shows such as "My Mother the Car" and "Mr. Ed" are available on dvd.
I watch for the remaining 2.5 hours. You actually going to make a point here you skeevy old fuck or are you going to keep making a twat out of yourself?

 

 

 

Old? Son, I'm in my prime... My point, which was obviously (like most of the storylines in WWE) too subtle for you was this: Apparently you require a clear story arc that can be concluded in one hour (or less) hence my suggestions of two old tv shows where the plot points were always resolved within a half hour. As for your babbling about Dusty vs. 4H angles, unless you are lying about your age, you were throwing toys out of your crib and shitting yourself when those angles ran on tv.

 

There's a certain poetry to me being so young I used to shit myself watching old NWA, and you being so old you are currently shitting yourself watching The Shield. Your talent is wasted in the scat porn arena, you should write something more dignified. Like slashfic.

 

Anyway your point is a weak attempt at trolling so I'm not really going to bother answering it. The world has passed you by, you amber alert motherfucker.

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In other words, you are acknowledging being slapped down like the cheap, little bitchboy that you are. Very good.

I'm still waiting for you to make any sort of point. Any. At all.

 

 

*sighs* *rolls eyes* "My point, which was obviously (like most of the storylines in WWE) too subtle for you was this: Apparently you require a clear story arc that can be concluded in one hour (or less) hence my suggestions of two old tv shows where the plot points were always resolved within a half hour. As for your babbling about Dusty vs. 4H angles, unless you are lying about your age, you were throwing toys out of your crib and shitting yourself when those angles ran on tv."

 

That really isn't too hard to understand, is it?

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In other words, you are acknowledging being slapped down like the cheap, little bitchboy that you are. Very good.

I'm still waiting for you to make any sort of point. Any. At all.

 

 

*sighs* *rolls eyes* "My point, which was obviously (like most of the storylines in WWE) too subtle for you was this: Apparently you require a clear story arc that can be concluded in one hour (or less) hence my suggestions of two old tv shows where the plot points were always resolved within a half hour. As for your babbling about Dusty vs. 4H angles, unless you are lying about your age, you were throwing toys out of your crib and shitting yourself when those angles ran on tv."

 

That really isn't too hard to understand, is it?

 

Right but it's a stupid point made by an idiot. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to you guessing how I watch tv shows based on a post about a wrestling show? By guessing that you are the sort of guy that abducts children, based on the pictures I've seen of you and the stories about you on Kaiju. So feel free to continue weakly trolling me you absolute fucking danger of a man. When you're ready to actually defend The Shield or the Wyatts, go right ahead. I'll put you down at that too.

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Right but it's a stupid point made by an idiot. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to you guessing how I watch tv shows based on a post about a wrestling show? By guessing that you are the sort of guy that abducts children, based on the pictures I've seen of you and the stories about you on Kaiju. So feel free to continue weakly trolling me you absolute fucking danger of a man. When you're ready to actually defend The Shield or the Wyatts, go right ahead. I'll put you down at that too.

 

 

Oh my God this is simply superb......well played fella

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No, it can't top "you amber alert motherfucker." Nothing can. Ever.

 

No, I'll give him props for that one.

 

 

Right but it's a stupid point made by an idiot. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to you guessing how I watch tv shows based on a post about a wrestling show? By guessing that you are the sort of guy that abducts children, based on the pictures I've seen of you and the stories about you on Kaiju. So feel free to continue weakly trolling me you absolute fucking danger of a man. When you're ready to actually defend The Shield or the Wyatts, go right ahead. I'll put you down at that too.

 

 

Oh my God this is simply superb......well played fella

 

 

You'll do well here, I can tell. Once someone cites Kaiju as a source, the argument is effectively over. Now go and enjoy your tea and crumpets, you limey bastard.

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