Travis Sheldon

No. That was coke.

He was on his way to Irsay's place. What's the problem?

Seems like a good haul for a 30yo who hasn't had a full season in a few years.

Is John Zandig still alive/promoting?

Melanie, of Lay Down (Candles In The Rain) and Brand New Key fame, has died at 76. https://variety.com/2024/music/obituaries-people-news/melanie-dead-brand-new-key-singer-woodstock-1235886892/

To me, the changes to the outfit are fine. Knowing that they're updating the look so they can sell some toys is fine, it's what they do. I just wish Joan Lee was still alive so they could dub Dakota Johnson's voice. My favorite Madame Webb look is the OG web throne get up.

Ian Rapoport is Xing (Xeeting?) that the Raiders are close to signing former Chargers GM Tom Telesco to be the Raiders new GM. Telesco was fired by the Chargers after the Raiders 63-21 over the Chargers in December of 2024. I really can't imagine Mark Davis' mindset with a hiring like that. You just made Antonio Pierce HC, how can you fuck up all that. One step up, two steps back. (Sorry, but I was unable to figure out how to embed the Rapoport post. If someone wants to come by and set the clock on my VCR, I'll be home after 5pm.)

I wish I could embed the meme-gif of Eric Wareheim mind blown. Just imagine I did that.

I've never felt a desire to club a Pokemon over the head until it submits to me. Or kill because I couldn't control my monkey brain. Palworld looks like a mashup of Genshin Impact, Pokemon, Fortnite, and a survival game like Ark or Green Hell. I'll wait until no one wants to play it before I give it a shot.

I'm for the Lions from here on out. They gifted the Raiders a defeat that caused McDaniels to be fired, so I owe them that

Are the Bills capable of controlling the clock before scoring? They haven't shown that skill to me this year.

If Mad Max Fury Road can have a Black & Chrome Edition why not Godzilla?

I enjoyed the first episode of True Detective. Had no idea The Doctor was in this until seeing him in the post credits promo. Liking the vibe, but we're only 1 episode into the story.

As much as I feel Patricia is a POS, the Eagles problems are on both sides of the ball.

Fascinating to watch the downfall of this team. Where will the blame land?

Hips don't lie

Shakir just clenched the game. (I almost let autocorrect keep his name as "Shakira", but I changed it to avoid confusion.)

I'm only familiar with Tisa Farrow's work in Italian cinema. That being said, I enjoyed all the roles she played. R.I.P.

Okay, when is T-Pain's metal side-gig album coming out?

My sources are saying Rodgers has cancelled all media appearances since he's speedrunning NWO Wars.

I'm not questioning A-aron's CV as a teammate, I'm looking at him from a fan's perspective. And to the type of person I am and the persona he puts on display in his media appearances, I think he's a right twit. But, g-d bless his little heart.

I must be getting sick, because when I read the piece you quoted, I threw up in my mouth a bit.

R.I.P. to David Soul. Salem's Lot is one of my greatest Made For TV movies of all time. P.S. I giggle that there are marks willing to pay what they do for back issues of CInefantastique.

Price Is Right Plinko never landed on Surviving Edged Weapons.

Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco is a cut above the guys who think they're Lamar Jackson. The Browns are absolutely looking like a team that may be peaking at the right time.