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Punk got to beat Cena Plus he didn't win the title only b/c another guy pulled someone else out of a battle royal and under the bottom rope no less.

Probably b/c they beat the shit out of a bunch of midcarders with chairs whereas Cena overpowered three supposedly monster heels and basically only jobbed to a 5 year old singing.

Especially if she threatens to whip out her johnson and piss in the ring and cuts a promo in her house wrestling a giant pencil. ... but in TNA. Damn damn damn this must be seen! Where are those Asian* 3D animators when you need them? *Only because I couldn't remember what country those clips originate from, but I'm almost certain it's not Japan ... If she goes to TNA would she yell, "mooooooney maaaaaaaark" at Dixie instead of "smart maaaaaarksss" at the fans?

Speaking of Jeffrey Thomas, I love the Punktown and Hades series.

One reason I liked The Pitt DLC was that it was kind of a morally ambiguous choice whether or not to give Ashur's kid to the slaves once you find out they're going to kill it to cure the mutations and that Ashur wants to stop the mutations and get rid of slavery. He's still a dick for instituting it in the first place.

Who also refused to make room on the raft for Jack so he could live too. Rose = Cinema's Greatest Monster. Sorry but Grandpa Joe from Willie Wonka still holds that title.

Well I finished pretty much everything there was to finish in Fallout 3. Probably going to get New Vegas this week and start on it.

My uncle got me into it when I was a kid. I remember one of the first teams I rooted for was JYD/Capt. Redneck. I graduated to liking The Horseman shortly thereafter but I remember seeing a JYD/Murdoch promo and that's initially how I got hooked.

Pez Whatley turning on Jimmy Valiant b/c Valiant called him the best *black* athlete he ever saw.

I miss piledrivers.

You make a good point. If it went back to two hours, I doubt we'd be getting all of these awesome 6 man and regular tag-matches and the occasional 10-20 minute great singles match b/c if I'm not mistaken, those don't generate a lot of ratings. Aren't most of the ratings spikes during in-ring talking and the like?

Kind of like a Torture Rack bomb but ending in a neckbreaker? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbzfRDcL8vc A muscle buster would be good too but I think Cody uses it and it might be a little too visually close to the Shellshock. I like the suggestion of a Doctor Bomb as long as Swagger isn't using it anymore.

It has to be one of the best sub-10 minute matches of all-time. It's kind of amazing they were able to pack so much action into about 9 minutes and it never feels like dudes just trying to "get their stuff in". It's all very organic.

One of the best parts of Clash 19 is Buff Bagwell hitting Rude in the stomach but Rude has ABS OF STEEL so he doesn't even bother to sell.

I always hated "Keep Them Separated" as Raven's ECW music. The guy had a grunge-meets-Bodhi From Point Break gimmick. The Offspring were total Warped Tour punk rock poser material. I guess later on in WCW it was revealed Raven was a rich kid so that would make some sense but it didn't at the time. Don't even get me started on when he wore Skid Row shirts. Stevie? Yeah, he could have rocked that as one of his belly shirts. But the dark, brooding Raven? He used to rock a Dinosaur Jr. shirt. "Feel The Pain" was RIGHT THERE! Or if you want a more up-tempo song, they could have gone with "Freak Scene." I would have loved to see a video package recapping the Stevie/Francine/Beulah angle to Dinosaur's cover of "Just Like Heaven." I would do anything to hear the WWE Network's version of Dinosaur Jr. songs. He should've just used Come As You Are as his theme. The knock-off version he used in WCW was actually pretty good and I'm bummed that it's overdubbed with his WWF theme.

Makes sense. Maybe he's able to control his landing a little easier with using only one foot.

At least HHH is good enough to warrant actually having one of my favorite bands play his theme music. Justin Credible getting to use a Prong song was a traveschmockery.

That's a good point. Is there a reason there are a billion recaps still? I understand why there were so many during TMNW b/c people might have switched to Nitro but that's not an issue now.

That's pretty much what I do as well. I'll watch other stuff while RAW is being dvr'ed and then will start it around 9 or 9:30. Usually skip the almost standard 10-20 min interview/ga-ga in the beginning and skip over stuff like Santino, divas, etc.

That move has been botched so much that it is no longer a dropkick. It is a one footed kick to the face. LOL He probably did a dropkick the first two times he attempted it on tv I've noticed that too. I wonder why he changed it. Maybe the dropkick was too dangerous like he couldn't protect the other guy if he went in with both feet as opposed to one?

You forgot good punches. Shame on you.

Not so much that Jake is tall but he was likely a bigger guy than people think. He looked lanky but prob was heavier than you'd imagine and he looked pretty sinister.

He's billed as 6'4" 244, even if his size is blown up, that is not a guy you want to get into a fight with. Unless we are basing this on kayfabe, and then this discussion gets really fun. I'd beat Kidman's ass, because I wouldn't try to powerbomb him. I'd kick the shit out of Sid, because I'd see every single punch coming. I can't see myself losing to Santino, because I'd take the sock out of his trunks and then he'd not have any offense worth worrying about. I could probably do this all day, but I have to go to the dentist and hopefully Isaac Yankeem isn't there. Fandango looks like one of those guys who might be deceptively big and scrappy in a frat boy bar fighting sort of way (like when the guys in Boiler Room get in a bar brawl). Old school guys, Jake's a fairly tall guy and looks mean but if Bret Hart's book is to be believed, wanted nothing to do with real life fighting. X-Pac looks fairly non-threatening as well. Stan Lane's "white boy fu" doesn't make me shake in fear either.

Or Mark Curtis.

The rematch clauses kick in automatically. It's the new defenses that are 36 pages, require non-familial character references, and have to be filed in triplicate. Don't forget it all has to be notarized. You'd be surprised at how hard it is to find a notary in the WWE locker room now that Clarence Mason is gone and Otunga and IRS aren't around full-time.