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  1. John E. Dynamite
    Position before submission.
  2. John E. Dynamite
    How are these Texas judges agreeing with all my winners? But 30-27 Fiziev is atrocious.
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    MIX CD FOR MY FAVE BROS (I Am So Sorry) SIDE A 1. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 2. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 3. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 4. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 5. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves SIDE B 6. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 7. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 8. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 9. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves 10. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves
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    Without broadcasting any more of my edgy thoughts on why I wish humans could like other humans as much as they like animals, I'll leave it at this - I think it's possible to feel bad for the horse who shouldn't be there in the first place and for the rider who went from likely achieving their greatest dream to being a global laughingstock/hatingstock within moments. Coach can screw off.
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    Publicly hating strangers is always made easier when you can throw some half-hearted animal welfare thing in front of it. This is what people like to do these days, this is how humanity loves to gleefully shame itself. Don't punch horses. But that horse can take a punch and probably isn't thinking about it much today. A trollish subset of the backlash against Annika is going to be psychotic. They kick people when they're down and they go after women differently. I feel bad for her. She does not deserve what is likely coming.
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    I too love to judge people on the worst day of their life, when their dreams are completely shattered for the world to see. Glad to know she'll return to Germany broken and defeated, go online and read all those messages from strangers telling her what a horrible person she is.
  7. John E. Dynamite
    I am just now playing The Darkness (PS3, 2007) and after killing several mobsters with the Hell Eels that I summon from my body, I sat down with the player character's (likely doomed) girlfriend to watch TV. The entirety of To Kill a Mockingbird started playing. I don't know what to do, the game is fine but it's not as good as To Kill a Freakin' Mockingbird.
  8. John E. Dynamite
    Adam Cole sits down for a face-to-face meeting with Vince McMahon during a Smackdown taping and Bobby Fish is cut before the show is over. Draw your own conclusions. The only name I'd bet a hundo on getting immediately signed to AEW is Jake Atlas.
  9. John E. Dynamite
    Put the WWE Championship on Gable Steveson now. Mail it to him.
  10. John E. Dynamite
    I wouldn't mind if some ex-judokas with crew cuts & two-tone singlets showed up and starting kicking the Stardom roster in the face. I think it would help out everybody.
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    Even if Jericho never uses it again, it's my frontrunner for the stupid WON Move of the Year award.
  12. John E. Dynamite
    Does Chris Jericho often use the "Welcome to Chicago, Motherfucker" backbreaker? The Super Judas Effect might as well be the Burning Fuckin' Hammer.
  13. John E. Dynamite
    The rumor is that the "Plane Ride from Hell" Dark Side of The Ring episode is fucking heavy and will delve into the sexual assault allegations against Ric Flair in a way the average fan hasn't heard before. That the release was WWE's call and not Ric's. I'm willing to entertain the conspiracy.
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    I'm not really big on guys getting cheap heat for contunuously implying a 19 year old is having sex with both members of the tag team she's managing and then rapping about her personal hygine. I've been beaten over the head with the dualing ideas that I'm supposed to be a pussy-pursuing crotch hound who should prioritize heterosexual intercourse over all things vs. a man's man who should give a hearty guffaw to any fellow brother disparaging the slightly more complicated genitalia of the half+ of the human population it's cool to humiliate. Heard that since elementary school. Fuck that shit, God bless vaginas and the people that possess them. I didn't come into this world on a hot July morning with my dad in stirrups getting pissed out of his dick. I know where I come from.
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    I aggressively disagree. A CM Punk return has been the single most important thing that could happen during a wrestling show for over half a decade. When it happens, the stakes must be high. Anyone wrestler who is present when it happens will be elevated by sheer proximity. You shine that fucking beacon from mountain top.
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    Flair needs to win the GHC first, then he can get his win back vs. Muto from the 1995 G1.
  17. John E. Dynamite
    Have you considered maybe, y'know, you are a pizza?
  18. John E. Dynamite
    My take re:Gage is if you didn't watch or attend scuzzy post-ECW Mid Atlantic indies then what the fuck do you even like about wrestling
  19. John E. Dynamite
    It's McKee or Holloway for best FW in the world. He's Top 10 P4P.
  20. John E. Dynamite
    Is this show keeping pace w/ Bellator at all? I might check it out tomorrow if word-of-mouth is good, but the alternative is too tasty tonight.
  21. John E. Dynamite
    I've been putting my AEW mark gurf through the ringer on old CM Punk matches. Trying to cobble all the reasons why he's a big deal - vs. Cena, vs. Danielson, MITB, the Joe series, Hero, pipe bomb, Old Style in the shower, what have ya. Outside of the Joe vs. Necro Naylormania match I've been trying to remember which big IWA and RoH matches have Punk on commentary and hold up the best. He's the only guy I know stole a joke from me on WWE TV off of these boards so Season 3 NXT is off the table (also for a million better reasons). But I know there's some killer Punk/Prazak improv comedy routines sitting on top of a few Highspots Network classics.
  22. John E. Dynamite
    Glad to know this is the quality of posting I can expect over the next few months. Are people getting upset at their own fantasy booking? You don't need Punk or Danielson challenging for any belts for awhile. They are going to draw just by virtue of being there. They can wait until the first night of honeymoon being over before mixing it up with the title scenes and the long-term storylines around them.
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    Count the number of people Nick Gage has actually killed. Estimate the number that Domino's has. They aren't particualrly close. I might have to drive 30 minutes to the nearest Cluck U (RIP Cluck U Towson, definitely not insurance fraud arson), but fuck it I could go for some. Let no man say Nick Gage lacks taste, I'll forgive the Natty Ice preference.
  24. John E. Dynamite
    Give me the first half of Gage/Cardona and the second half of Gage/Jericho and you've got his best match ever. Or at least since that Thumbtack Jack classic I semi-remember.
  25. John E. Dynamite
    Fine by me. They can move my seat down as far as they want. I'll bring my CZW airhorn and Arena Mexico rudo clacker, or whatever.
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