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My short review is that this is the only Han Solo film in existence.

This is what I wrote in a notepad file while watching a potato version of this film at home on a sunday night while successfully avoiding all spoilers except the ones that existed in my mind. WHICH WERE NUMEROUS AND ACCURATE

nausicaa willow han solo army darkness that part of unforgiven where he's trying to get on the horse. This weird burnt cgi bad guy sucks major dick. Kylo Ren would've been cooler if it was old time Michael Wincott. C3PO is the jar jar of this film. Han Solo has been woodsheding on old Bruce Campbell shit. This is way funnier than any star wars bullshit. If you are older than 20 it was obvious this would involve the force children. I'm struggling with how people have been getting spoiled. Everything has pretty much aligned with what my mind naturally extrapolates from the idea. They also went straight on with the Nazi shit didn't they? Kylo needed a scene where he was playing with action figures. CGI ackbar's look lame. Kylo looks like old time Mario Bava actor dude. I guess "han dies" is a spoiler but really? The death star planet blowing up is kind of a minor point of the film. Even is space the black guy can't survive.

Alright, hardcore kill confirmed is the best mode in this new call of duty. Dudes actually die when you shoot them and since you gotta get the dogtags it keeps all motherfuckers moving. Then, you gotta approach the tags real gingerly just in case some unseen fucker is waiting in the wings baiting your ass and sendin' out sacrificial lambs.

I just remember when you finally got all the riddler things and then there's a goddamned police radio thing and that's it. Never gonna do that horseshit again.

Alright this is cumulative from the past two weeks. Beat that new Call of Duty. I was on veteran difficulty until that last part where you have to kill 3 of those fucking spider tanks that have to be killed very specifically. Then I cranked that shit down to easy and just ran past the bad guys. Mostly seemed like you could never see the bad guys. Even with the detective vision shit. I've been dabbling in the online shit. I still don't understand what in the fuck I'm doin'. I'm the woman with the grenade launcher thing. Mostly seems like everybody else has 3 grenades and just kind of walks around with the sniper rifle preternaturally shooting you. Mostly seems like a meat grinder. Even with gear and general skill it seems mostly a peg above Mario Kart 8 in terms of how much I take shit seriously. I'm preferring the domintation maps. That's the one with the capture points? Beat battlefield 4. I enjoyed this mainly because I could actually see the bad guys when I was shooting at them and when I did shoot at them, they seemed to actually get shot. Also, you get to keep saying "OMAR COMIN'" while you're playing.I keep putting off my full devotion to the online shit. It says I played about forty minutes back in February. Played a little Hell Yeah. It's okay. Don't like the way the wall jump works. It's like Rocket Knight but not good. I also don't like when you get one of those Wario Ware minigames and just don't understand what they are wanting you to do. It ain' Ori that's fer goddamned. Also been putting in some all-nighters on fucking fallout 4. When I reached level 18 it became apparent that yes, I did indeed need that local leader perk. so now I have to level up my charisma for the next 4 levels I'm avoiding the weapon specific buff perks. Mostly just waiting 'til I can bump all my crafting shit up another notch. Hey, here's somethin' else I hate. How you don't get locked into conversations. So fuckers (and more importantly the fucking Dog) can kinda walk out of range. Also hate when the dog is in the way and I have to fuck around cancelling the interaction. I'm just now at the diamond city shit. This is 40 hours in. They seem to love throwing deathclaws at you whenever you have churches and shit like that to give the ol' Chuck Whitman routine on. Then they get spooked and hide over in an alleyway and you have to traipse on over and nudge 'em back into play.

First thing to do is turn the N64 on and off about 90 times.

Renewed my love of Chivalry. I ain't played that shit in years. There's a gladiatorial arena like there used to be with spikes and shit but now it randomizes all the deathtraps so there's a giant swinging hammer and sometimes a forest emerges. Holy shit. official theme song.

https://store.na.square-enix.com/black-friday/physical-products get chrono trigger TWEWY and FF IV on DS for six bucks a piece.

http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Premium-Edition-PlayStation-Digital/dp/B00Z7V8HRK?sa-no-redirect=1 use promo code L1L2R1R2 complete batman arkham knight 16 bucks

What about that bullshit where new Deus Ex got delayed 'til next August? Here I was figuring I'd almost have Fallout beaten by February and then slip right into Deus Ex. Now there's only Xcom 2 and whenever that new Tomb Raider comes out on computer and I still haven't even played this fucking Metal Gear 5 shit and Just Cause 3 comes out in a few weeks and That Mad Max game will be getting cheap soon as well as that new Transformers game and I just got that new assassins creed game for free with an SSD on newegg and I never beat Arkham city and I never beat Dark Souls and never even Played Bloodborne or Endless Legend and I never played Fez or Invisible Inc and I still haven't beat Kingdoms of Amalur and I never beat the story mode on that Mortal Kombat 9 game and I never beat Pillars of Eternity and I wanna rebeat Resident Evil 4 on PC and I didn't play this new Strider game or Talos Principle or Toki Tori 2 or Transistor and that new Wolfenstein game is hard as fuck and I wanna beat that Warhammer Space Marine game. In the words of the great bard DLR "Gimme a 72 hour day and we'll play catch up." I'd also like a bottle of anything and a glazed donut.

There was a safe you could keep locking and unlocking in the super duper mart. I took advantage.

Need screws. Need Adhesive. Got that deal that let's you scrap screws from guns. Now every gun needs picked up. I just played this sunuvabitch for 6 hours straight and feel like I really could've gone on until about 11:45 am. I only accidentally killed myself with molotov's right on the last fucking badguy about 3 times tonight.

Alright, who's the evil bastard that added in the shit where you can scrap all the garbage laying around? I'm spending a half hour cleaning up my piddly ass town and I know it means nothing. Insidious shit. Then you get this insane pistol from a legendary radroach that has unlimited ammo capacity. Then, you put a ton of mods on it that turns it into a sniper rifle with a huge bayonet on the front. I need to go to bed. I'd say the only thing I don't like is how you have to hold down F to throw a grenade. Why not just press G? I do like how the bash works with a gun so you can take out fools when you rush up to them.

What's th' deal with NXT, can I just start watching this shit or do I need years of understanding of the specifics of independents and Japan to grok why anything is any good on this bullshit? Last I remember they brought in Samoa Joe and I ain't heard shit since then. Did he die in a hotel room or what? I can just watch this shit on hulu right? Why isn't Dok Rivers WWE champ?. Main thing I see is people posting .gifs of wimpy ladies in goofball joshi outfits spooking children like it's the second coming of Brody swinging a chain.

First album was a great combination of Pagan Altar riffs and Too vox.

Yeah, the main thing I'm thinking would be cool is Luke as bad guy. All the other shit from the RLM prediction deal seems to align with my hot pork. Black dude dying seems almost too obvious so it will obviously actually happen. I wanna see some ewok blood motherfucks.

Here's my buying guide: Do you have a big ass HDTV? Y/N If no find a bigass one in the 50" 500 buck range. If yes, remember how much you paid and how long ago. Do you have a bitchin' home theater reciever? Y/N If no, then they will all be expensive and hard to figure out. If yes, buy some banana plugs or something. Do you have a good fucking PC? Y/N If yes, why are you worrying? If no, you got a long way ahead. Do you have one of those next generation consoles? If not, keep waiting motherfucker. I got in on that recent newegg deal with a decent 500 gig ssd that came with that new assassins creed game I'll probably never play. DOUBLE SSDS now. I still won't upgrade to windows 10 unless I'm completely William Holden style drunk. Main kind of deals I'm looking for are large, hard to ship things. Like waterbase pillows and giant beanbags for lazy fucks.

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Wait 'til you get a good sniper that you get real attached to and a couple more guys fully promoted. Then this happens

I want all the utility type perks and none of the lame ones like VANS or ammo/cap scrounger. Somehow I think that local leader perk will just be worthless. So little is know about how the settlement shit actually works. If it's just one of those fucking tower defense things where you'll get a call and have to fast travel back to shoot some bandits..... Sneaking hasn't been fun in any of these new fallouts. Outside you're just always exposed. Inside, there's just never enough opportunity. Might have been improved but it's never had the playability that sneaking had in Elder Scrolls. I never thought Mr Sandman was useful in any way. I wonder if you can still just pick up loose items in stores and carry them off to a shady corner to squat 'n' steal. It's just going to be way too easy after the early game to invest in shit like percentile resistances, damage/critical boosts or that x3 experience boost shit.

http://www.rpg-gaming.com/fo4.html Character builder, because there's still a billion years to fucking go.

Leaked Fallout 4 death scene.