Pete

RIP.

Sucks to be them, though they can apparently still get a bowl game if there aren't enough .500 schools to qualify. The Tarleton State (8-3, 4-2 United Athletic Conference) appeal is weird as I don't even think they're an FBS school yet.

Amazing.

A Quad 1 home win? In my Bradley? Etc etc...

JMU and the Sun Belt have formally written the NCAA requesting "relief" from the bylaw that bans transitioning schools from a postseason bowl. We shall see what we shall see.

A Quad 1 win? In my Bradley? It's more likely than you think!

The lesson, as always: don't fuck with the tuba players.

Nez Balelo, line 1. Sucks for Grandpa Rossy. I hope the Cubs gave him a heads up and otherwise take care of him... but this sounds like they're going all-in for 2024.

Infections are about to skyrocket in Osaka from everyone jumping into the Dotonbori River.

The B1G West! It's faaaaaaantastic!

More like Air Farce, amirite?

Oh yeah. That's a home run on the first pitch.

In before the DARFs boycotting Columbia and Star Wars.

Horrific news out of England as Nottingham Panthers forward and former Pittsburgh Penguin Adam Johnson has passed away following an on-ice accident at Sheffield Steelers. Yes, there is video. No, don't even think of posting it. RIP.

Do it!

It was fantastic, riveting stuff... to the point that I'm not sure how they can pay it off short of Hangman flat-out murdering Swerve. I love that even his heater Nana was like "dude." Very amused at them holding a PPV called "World's End" at the Nassau Mausoleum. Been there, can confirm.

Jacksonville State is in a similar situation... they can go to 7-2 with a win over FIU tonight and there's a realistic chance they could finish with 10 wins (yes, that includes their game with the other Gamecocks next week), but they're in their first transition season so they will stay home come bowl season barring a lack of eligible teams.

Today's hilarious, unprovable Twitter rumor is that Kentucky got nuked by Chicago State 103-69 in a secret scrimmage. As you were.

So let's take a look at how Kevin Sumlin is doing as the Terps' co-OC. ...oh dear.

His obits are typically quite lovely. But I'd go with "North Bank Redemption."

Ted Cruz, noted Dallas Rangers supporter. *places entire 401K on NL champs to win Series*

I know what you meant to say but that really is what it felt like.

I wanted Minnesota to take Floyd home but Cooper DeJean (Iowa KR) got hosed so badly. It was a brutal call by the refs.