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My favorite Acid/Backseats memory was the first ROH/CZW DH in 2002. The people on the NY bus cheered them wildly, which caused Acid to get on the mic and say the fans sucked so bad that they had to bring in real fans from NY. Then him and Kashmere threw the dollar bills they collected from female fans at us saying "New York this is how much we love you!". The announcer on the video screaming they have to pay people to cheer for them made it even funnier when I watched it.

Sleeping. Nerlens> nap.

A friend hooked me up with a ticket for Sixers-Knicks at MSG tonight. Insert your joke here.

And now Red Bull is trying to buy them. Yeah, that rebrand should go well. Also, TFCLOLOLOLOL. If MLSE bought the Sahara within a year there would be a shortage of sand.

The Nets are making me happy. If I'm the Hawks I go balls to the wall in the two games vs Nets because they are not an opponent I want to face in the playoffs. I'm having dreams of a series that goes 6 so I get 3 free games.

*looks at standings and sees Nets are in* "Yes"

the crowd at this week's Raw wouldn't have noticed because none of them have ever seen a pussy in their lives.

Question: does Canadian Tire money count against the salary cap? If not I think I just found a neat loophole: "We'll give you 3 million CT bucks, you can get a shovel."

Your shithouse fans openly cheered Arizona because they don't understand how the draft lottery works. They are bad and they deserve to feel bad. We're all going down together and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Seriously though Dallas is going to win the lottery and Seguin and McDavid are going to make us all cry. I saw it in a vision months ago. You do realize that there are TWO can't miss franchise players and that finishing last assures you of one of them. And those fans fill the biggest arena in NY almost every night to watch a team designed to lose in the second most economically depressed area of the country.

"Wide Right""Thurman forgot his helmet" "Our all time hero turns out to be a mass murderer" "No goal!" "Our owners pulled an Enron" "America's punchline" "City of losers" No one deserves the gift of McDavid more than the people of Buffalo. No one.

Know it's for the tank, but I really don't think I can bring myself to cheer the Leafs *has mental image of Eichel or McDavid leading us to the cup in 5 years* OK, Go Le,e,e,e..... Go Leafs Go *Vomits* I feel so dirty :-(

I highly doubt it was a coincidence. When it comes to WWE and bad taste we've all learned that they haven't earned the benifit of the doubt.

When they eventually try and bring Rey back for a hof induction I hope he remembers them using Perro's death for ha ha and tells them to fuck themselves. Also how phoney and insincere does Steph's tweet look now?

Can't believe they aren't getting more shit for saying Cole suffered the same exact injuries that killed Perro. Just fucking disgusting.

Yay Nets! I really hope they grab the 7th seed so they face LeBron, but really I'll be more than satisfied to see the Hawks defenstrate them twice because FREE BASKETBALL~!

Ladies and gentlemen, the scorer of the 1,000th goal in Metro history..... Mike Grella? He's no Gio but It was a game winner so I'll take it. By the way for those of you wondering what a soccer team owned by the Yankees would look like: they were selling cardboard boxes for $10, posters that were small giveaway quality for $10, programs for $10, player t's for $38 and scarves for $40. About 27,000 there to witness a pretty dull game in the freezing cold (was actually snowing lightly). City were shorthanded but could've snatched a draw vs the sporks. Kreis was the smartest signing they've made by far because he knows how to build a team. I honestly will be suprised if they don't become the 3rd expansion side to ever make the playoffs.

WWJD? Punch Phil Kessel, apparently. Can one of you post the Kids in the Hall skit with the guy who everybody Is compelled to hit in the face because that sums this up nicely?

The Islander board right now makes Chernobyl look like a wastpaper basket fire. Seriously, people are saying they are missing the playoffs and shit like that. I'm really fighting the urge to wind them up by saying they will win the lottery and give us McDavid.

Draft picks->?-> Profits!

I know, they are such a Boer at this point.

Between Yale and Quinnipiac this has been a real shitty day for Connecticut college hockey. Add the Danbury Whalers probably folding shortly and this week has fucking sucked.

Nyets get destroyed at home against the Celtics, then beat the Hornets in Charlotte and tonight beat LeBron and the Cavs. If they make playoffs my first round tickets are free, but they are going to torture and torment me before crushing my free basketball craving soul.

Dear hockey Gods: on this day 18 years ago my Whalers died. You fucking owe me, big time. Connor McDavid in a Sabres uniform would be a nice start. Thanks, Mike

Sabres scored and I swear everyone in the crowd just looked at each other and said "what the fuck are we supposed to do now?". The Yotes goal actually got cheered. And we just took the lead. Fuck.

No, because all he does is lose.Except in the Gold Cup, where we won.And the World Cup qualifying, where we went 11-2-3, finishing at the top of the hex. And the World Cup, where we advanced from a group we had no business advancing out of. So basically he just did what Bob Bradley did (except we had to get rid of him).Yes, winning the Gold Cup once out of three times and advancing out of an England-Slovenia-Algeria group is just like what Klinsmann's done. There can be no argument that there is any difference whatsoever, so clearly we need to look at friendly records, which is what really matters. We won the Gold Cup basically by default because Mexico went to shit. Klinsmann fluked his way through the WC (where we were totally outplayed in every game except possibly the Portugal one). But Klinsmann is a genius, because he was a great player who once took one of the 4 greatest football nations to a WC semifinal on home turf!