Ryan

Uncle has it, he's never been able to walk. He's been in a wheelchair full time for at least 20 years now and can't even move himself in it anymore. He can't even lift his arms above his own head. The pandemic has not helped with any of this which annoys me greatly. He's put on weight and even caught COVID because of the shitty staff. At least he's still alive. He's in his 60s.

I always wondered if Sid was the Master and Commander of the far side of the world, but now I know for sure that he is.

Several copies of WWF No Mercy for the N64 on the way. They have the deletion bug though, ahahahah!

Now, I know I'm not THAT damn old. Early 2000s.

He can start barking like a dog, but not like his dad. After an angle where he starts thinking he's a dog.

Maybe they left for good.

If that's how people thought up security crap it would be more complicated than the dumb security questions that exist. I've never been asked for my grandfather's first name in anything.

My NXT name would be Aloysius Providence. Yeah, that sounds about right. AEW name would be um... Ryan Punk.

Fear the powuh of Tozawa.

Why is the board no longer on fire, but is instead screaming eldritch runes at me? Interesting.

Who looks most badass wearing it? Lighting effects used in post obviously.

Take that, green boy!

Cassandro should win all the belts.

Time to re-sign Michael McGillicutty for all the McGillibuddies with his finisher the McGillicutter and his mascot McGilla The Gorilla(no relation to any existing characters).

So they can pretend to have diversity for a few years in some press releases before firing them?

This is going to end up with HHH/Steph vs Rollins/Lynch at some point by the way.

She's with Seth Rollins, so she's a de facto heel as is their child. The kid can fight the doll in a few years.

Truly a necessary item.

Flair vs Muta, one more time, when he's for sure not sick.

I know plenty have seen this since it was in ECW, but it's just to make sure I'm not hallucinating and Psicosis has actually hit this damn move he always missed. Still falls on his head.

Vince Russo can't be far behind and quickly fired after trying to book every black wrestler as a pimp and never learning the names of anyone but like 7 main event guys.

I await the Azeez vs Omos feud. No, that doesn't mean tags or singles with AJ and Apollo, straight up just those two as those characters in about 6 months at Mania.

Muto is going to go undefeated, win the N-1, get his belt back from Marufuji and retire 3 months later after putting over Saito or Ogawa.

Of course, that also means those same guys are generally a lot more ready and well-rounded to be pro wrestlers unless they just outright suck and aren't called up because of some stupid petty WWE style bullshit or name a reason of the month.

How well did that work in the early 2010s anyway? I'm not analyzing it, you do it.