dogwelder

The Skins need to bug the locker rooms during halftime.

Here comes the Skins collapse...

Hey, Cousins, don't throw a pass when there's 4 defenders around the receiver.

Does that mean we'll be getting a That's Incredible revival in the 2030s?

Thank god Orakpo isn't on the Skins any more so that Dick Stockton could mispronounce his name all game.

Kansas City New England Carolina Arizona San Diego Tennessee Detroit New Orleans NY Giants Pittsburgh Washington Miami Baltimore Philadelphia Green Bay Indianapolis Tienbeaker #1: 4 Tiebreaker #2: 38 Tiebreaker #3: 126

New trailer for The Program Ben Foster revealed that he underwent Armstrong's doping program to better understand the role. And the person they chose to play Landis really looks like him a lot. I never got around to reading Walsh's book, but I wonder how much of the movie will mention Landis's fall from grace and the whole story behind why he went to the feds which basically started the ball rolling.

Well, at least the Skins were sort of competitive...

Uh...doesn't the stupid CBS announcer remember that all turnovers are automatically reviewed?

Blame the Patriots!

And the Skins special teams shows up.

Skins can't stop committing stupid penalties.

Keystone Kops fumble!

And the fact that David Amerson might be one of the worst CBs in the NFL.

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! JAY GRUDEN IS THE GREATEST COACH IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT!!!

Hey, look what happens when Jordan Reed's stays healthy.

Damnit!

Jason Hatcher has already made 2 more plays than he did all of last year.

So OF COURSE the Skins bring in the FG unit on a 4th and 1 with Alf being able to run through the Miami defense so far. And OF COURSE Forbath misses.

Well, other than the sack, a decent first drive for Cousins. Not sure why you would run up the middle on a 3rd and 13 though.

So the latest in the RG3 saga... Report: RG3 played scout-team safety this week

Cops: Browns CB Justin Gilbert Wrecked Car After Throwing Dip Spit At Other Driver

New England Indianapolis Green Bay Houston Carolina NY Jets St. Louis Washington Arizona San Diego Denver Oakland Tampa Bay Dallas Atlanta Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: 346 Tiebreaker #2: 89 Tiebreaker #3: 5

I have sympathy for people like you who are, like, normal human beings and just want to watch football in peace. Yeah, I wish there was a ton less shit going on around the football team. But I've gotten so used to it. And I've been around for Limo-Gate. I've been around for Gun-Gate. And, really, at this point Matt Williams might be up there on the hatred scale along with RG3. So I'll just sit back, watch the Skins play another horrible season and then move on to watch the other DC teams choke in the playoffs.

Skins, mostly because I grew up and live in the DC area and am a fan of every DC sports team.