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Kraken have fired Dave Hakstol

EDIT - Phil Simms is also out at NFL Today. Matt Ryan is in

The thing I like about that story was how the headlines are all MLB WILL FIX THE UNIFORMS!!! But you read it and its "in time for the start of the 2025 season"

Mufasa: The Lion King

Rangers rookie Wyatt Langford hit an inside the park HR for his first career HR He is the 4th player to do that as a Ranger (5th in franchise history) If you are curious - he is the 553rd to do so since 1900 and the 14th since 2000

Anthony Rizzo becomes the 161st member of the 300 HR club There is an outside chance Aaron Judge will get there this season (he would have to hit 37 more HRs this year) Since Jose Abreu sucks now, after Judge, the next person to get there will probably be Mookie Betts (needs 42)

Four down

If nothing else - the Buffalo media has already fallen in love with Keon Coleman

Spencer Rattler got drafted by the Saints What has gone viral is apparently Ian Rapoport said on the broadcast that he was shocked by the number of teams that said they were still influenced by Rattler "poor" performance on QB1 (the Netflix documentary)

The Giants drafted a RB who might be as old as me

I almost posted earlier this week that I felt Kraven would end up getting Adjustment Bureaud

Three down

The Panthers are weird

Washington trading with Philly sure will lead to some takes

Rams jumping up a lot

Can’t imagine why the picks get backed up

Falcons trade up possibly to take another QB

Chargers trade up to select Ladd McConkey

Orioles are sending Jackson Holliday back down to AAA Not really surprising since he was hitting about as well as me

Aka - its definitely happening before Goodell leaves office

Look away @Dolfan in NYC Jesus Luzardo is the next pitcher about to be fucked Scratched from today's start due to "elbow discomfort"

The Beach Boys

Hollywood Con Queen If you want to know more about the background https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/25/24140331/hollywood-con-queen-documentary-apple-tv

Not only still alive but acting up a storm Just last year she was in Fast X, 80 for Brady, Family Switch and some TV shows And she was in the fairly recent remake of West Side Story

The best thing about the Falcons taking Penix is the GM being all "It he sits for 4 or 5 years then that means we got great QB play and that is a good problem!" Umm....