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Swimming in ankle deep or above the waist deep water? I guess I'd want to take a look either way, but now I can't get the image of Athena trying to swim in an ankle deep water while others are just walking in it out of my head!

Yeah, that six-man/ trios match would be a very good option. Or indeed, a match with Claudio. Eddie vs Page would be interesting and fresh, but neither one should be losing here. I guess that would make this EVEN MORE interesting, then?

It's like If Arn Anderson & Bobby Eaton had to be faces for one night and defend their tag titles against Vinnie Vegas & The Barbarian in early '92... I enjoyed this match greatly! The Trios title match had like one second that had me thinking "is a shocking upset title change 100% impossible here, or..." but then the young upstarts got brutally squashed. Very entertaining effort by the faces, against ALL odds.

1. Number of paid attendance 2. Amount of money made after all expenses 3. Percentage of attendance that is willing to do this again when you come back What else do we have? Bring out your metrics! Let's have a metrics measuring contest!

Yeah, I eventually figured out who the paint guy was from last weeks' Before Impact episode's thumbnail, but thanks for clearing that up. Yeah, I figured it had to be a former Decay member and since it isn't Abyss, there weren't too many options.

Slowly starting the actual gym workouts after the vacation. Two upper body days back to back, but both have been under one hour so it's been OK. Dumbells and resistance bands mostly. Tomorrow I could do legs, but I doubt I'll do trapbar yet this week.

A day later than expected, but I got both All In and All Out from FITE this morning. This ended up costing me about the price of an actual PPV, which I obviously wouldn't be paying, but this two for the price of one "deal" is fine. Let's not make a habit out of it, though.

Rampage was good, The Kingdom adding their thoughs on Adam Cole was very interesting. I bet Roddy got some ideas from that one. Hardyz vs Bucks rematch. Well, we HAVE to undo the injustice of their previous match. It was a bad move made worse by Jeff being Jeff. It was VERY bad news that PAC is already out again. There goes another All In dream match. Best Friends got trounched by BCC. It started out pretty well, but man did they get their asses handed to them! Good luck getting insurance claims on any of those cars, they've got you on film! Collision opener tag was awesome! Rematch between Bucks and FTR is definitely big enough, The Acclaimed would have been the only other choice. I had a hunch Joe-Punk wasn't done yet. Now they can show if they really still got it? Did Christian Cage just have her own daughter ejected from backstage (or the arena for trying to touch "his" TNT-title? What an absolute douche! Is the TNT-champion now "Christian Cage and Luchasaurus"? The trios match was excellent and the TBS-title match was good as expected. Next week's match against Punk&FTR should be off the charts! Tag team match for the women should kick ass as well!

It was just a passing fad over here, when people started suspecting it may not be completely real. Other people moved on to other things, I got on the bandwagon a little bit later than others and was basically the only one who stuck with it at the time. Not literally, obviously. There were other fans scattered across the country, but it sure felt like it at times. Also, I'm no Swerve, so if some unfortunate tragedy befell some of those classmates (which it didn't) I had nothing to do with any of it and I was nowhere near when it didn't happen.

Fucking good wrestling is good fucking wrestling! I saw the Women's Survivor Series match from '87 and told my classmates that Men's wrestling is some boring stiff-ass shit, and got laughed out of the class! But yeah, it sucks when that happens. Being (basically) the only wrestling fan in Finland less than a year later sucked even more

Nick needs to say he will not press charges if he gets a no DQ tag match with Darby against those two TURDS!

This is some Mandela Effect shit but earlier this week I watched (I mean "watched" as in slept through) Adam Page vs Matt Hardy from Revolution '21 and thought it was over in 90 seconds. Now I didn't sleep and it was an awesome match, but earlier this week I could have sworn it was a squash! ...I guess "glitch in the matrix" or time-lapse/warp would be more accurate description, but I felt like I wasn't asleep during it, but yeah, knocked out cold for 15 minutes or so. Felt really weird and I was wondering why they gave such a big match almost no time? Turns out they gave it plenty.

Cool! I love all of you, just for the record! The way it should be! Let's just have fun! ... I mean win wrestling matches, but yeah!

This is definitely a solid opinion. I've seen some Impact recently, and yeah, I can buy that.

Alive is astonishing on its own! But yeah, absolutely.

Aside from golden era NXT, is there any other audience in US ready for "Women's wrestling is awesome" than AEW one, though? If you give it to them, that is!

Tony should probably give the booking of woman's division to a couple of veterans, one of whom is a woman and then give a certain percentage of time per program to those peoples' stories!

Considering they have a wonderful level of talent in that division at this point, it is a very stupid strategy!

Slightly less drinks in me, I had to watch the tag title match again and it was F'n nuts! In what universe you even see Subculture vs ABC? Crazy shit! Give me 3-way with Rascalz v ABC v Subculture NOW! I mean soon!

Do you have a stance on this, one way or the other? If the EVP's do it, is it fair game for the rest of the people, or no? Well, @Elsalvajeloco made a clear stance, just now...

This was one hell of an episode, showing off the multifaceted sides of Impact wrestling! The ending was spectacular, as was the main event tag match! Also, Impact has quite the list of HUGE guys by today's standards! Hey, who is that guy in a face-paint who talked to (not)Rosemary and JesSICKa? He looks like The Most Professional Wrestler, but that's not him!

Ok, just the main event shouldn't really be enough for me to get this, but since Monday is payday so I'll probably get this and All Out at the same time. I really hope they end up loading the crap out of both shows. I don't really even know what I'd want to see on these shows? Andrade, RUSH and Dralistico vs House of Black would be cool. FTR vs The Acclaimed rematch and PAC vs Vikingo would both be much appreciated! Look, if injuries ruin some original plans, please go nuts with dream matches to fill the card(s) up!

Actually... Well, I said my money's on exactly that, so no I didn't "tell" it, but A REF could have seen that coming from three feet away! ...not Aubrey, but some other ref!

Yeah, it's a terrible condition that doesn't get enough attention!

Jungle Douche looked like he was about to cry when RVD came down! Then trying a sneak attack, running away and using a little girl as a shield! I think he should realign himself with that other turd sandwhich Christian Cage at this point! And Jericho is out of options now. He can't not join Callis after that, unless he gives the leadership to Sammy and the group becomes GAS! The 3 way was sufficiently wild stuff All those thumbtack spots! Big win for Trent, which is always very welcome change! Ok, actual match between Jack Shit Perry and RVD next week! Let's go! Plot thickens between MJF and Cole. To be honest, Strong has a reason to be a little bit pissed, but people can have more than 1 friend for fuck's sake! Right now he's Al Snow to MJF & Cole's Rock N' Sock Connection. That didn't really lead to anything significant, but maybe this will? The trios match was plenty of fun, but no suplex spots, which was a bummer. Kenny almost got Satham up which was nuts. Yay for The Elite signing new contracts. Jesus, Nick Wayne! Straight to a transfusion with you! Swerve keeps filming himself commiting crimes! Who does he think he is, a former president? Aussie Open successful title defence, but the double 450 was insane. Vikingo should probably be used a bit better, but at least we get to see him now! Main event was STIFF at the beginning. Big win for Shida, keeping with the theme of mostly originals getting big wins the whole night. Glad that she could finally do this in front of a big crowd! Hell, there may be the biggest crowd in her future, if she holds the title a few weeks!