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Sting retires, Danielson goes part time, Mox goes on vacations with his built up PTO. Instead of the Smackdown Six, who do we have as the Elite Eight in the next year or two? The wrestlers To y Khan will revolve his main programs around.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @The Natural!! Have a good un.

32 team double elimination round robin

Girls like the hair

Eh, everyone involved sucks at least a little.

Which is sad. He really lost his funk over the years. Early on he had such a dynamic personality of over the top selling and zaniness. kind of like how Juice Robinson has such a wild demeanor. Hopefully he can get his groove back.

I was a WWF kid. I hated Hogan and Goldberg. I could not deny how cool Sting was though. NWO was just a bunch of old guys trying to be DX (lol) but Sting was a legitimate dream opponent for the Undertaker. Outside of the cool luchadors in the video games, Sting was the only thing WCW had going for it in the eyes of a child.

5 if you include the CHIKARA match. For fun though, I mentally look at the recent 3 as a trilogy. But all in all they play into an interesting overall narrative. Even with the Claudio distraction in their first match is pretty interesting to think about with the eventual BCC connection to Danielson. If we added the 2 other matches to the really cool twitter post @AxB posted then we’d have CHIKARA 2010 - Danielson on top of his game mostly dominating a brawling excellent leg selling Kingston. Claudio distracts Eddie which causes the loss. AEW 2021 - Hard hitting match where Danielson chokes out Kingston while Eddie is still flipping him off. Sets up the disrespect in the 2023 matches. When AEW is at its best, I really love the in-ring storytelling.

But only with his enemies so the winner we can ask if they can coexist.

Watching the Scrum. TK seems more reserved than usual. No wig and sunglasses. Tony said the tag titles will be vacated and there will be a tournament. More info later on.

“Samoa Joe is THICC” - JR

I’ll need to rewatch BCC vs FTR. I was kind of in and out with stuff going on. But what I saw was good stuff.

I had a lot of fun with this show. Too excited to give we’ll thought out write ups. Kingston vs Danielson had me wiggling throughout. I loved Eddie’s arm getting worked over. My MOTN but likely has been emotionally beaten by the Main. Cinnabon vs Bruv was maximalist excellence. I got worried for Ospreay with the weird corner bump, but he seemed alright. Evil Cowboy. I like it. ALL HAIL CHAMPION JOE. Main Event was beautiful and brutal. I loved his sons being there. The Young Bucks were perfect. Such pieces of shit and willing to bump and play sleaze-bags. Sting was perfect and Daby is too crazy. Such a great send off. LOL at the cut off point. I don’t blame AEW for that. PPV company gonna PPV company. We’ll get it on Dynamite or YouTube.

Hot dog, what a great show.

Keep me updated. @Curt McGirt and I will fight (and lose) for you.

Jump to a different company. If they mess with my Matt I’m done with them. Matt Derps NOAH of Osaka Pro or something.

Fourhorsemen bathroom selfie for those about to ask

Love you dude

I haven’t eaten much today and I feel like I’m on a cloud. I’ve been down and stressed recently. But being at this Applebees I feel like I’m at the side of Zeus on a cloud. Olympia, Bless us.

The bartender gave me a free extra beer so I got a little more time than I thought. They are generous and good people here at Applebees

I don’t know if there is time difference and @Contentious C is on the date or not. I’m gonna say read the situation. If you end it or there is a moment where you’re both standing near each other (NOT SITTING) and you make eye contact in a smile way, then go for it. But don’t force if if she’s like mowing the lawn or doing taxes. But she’ll let you know with the body language. I’ve ticked this up in the past though, but learned from my mistakes. I’ll send you a message tonight if I do t hear from you to check in bud. Good luck and I wish you a future of happiness

assuming we are going off of currentish storylines. BUT because you said dream I’m treating it rightfully like Athena biggest show of the year. Free on television and it puts WWE out of business. Imagine I built everything up perfectly. YOUTUBE (technically not) DARK wrestling: Dante and Darius Martin (612 chants ensues) vs Platnum Satnum & Jay Lethal (managed by Jeff Jarrett Nyla Rose vs Kiera Hogan Nick Wayne vs Mark Briscoe QUAKE BY THE LAKE 2 - We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat (Dynamite) Show opens with WHAT THE FLIP? LUCHA MADNESS El Hijo Del Vikingo vs Komander vs El Soberano vs Mox?!?!?! Mox does a “I’m gettin too old for this shit promo” and gets his vacation. Chris Jericho honors the legends of the AWA. Bockwinkel chants fill the arena. Jeff Jarrett comes out and calls Baron von Raschky a pussy. They’ll fight on Rampage for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre belt. Nothing saws AWA like that unnecessary gimmicks and a Jarrett…. LANCE ARCHER IN ACTION. He eats Serpentico. Challenges Eddie Kingston for future fun Kingston comes out and flips him off. They brawl and get separated. Uh oh, the match scheduled next is Angelico vs Eddie Kingston for the Triple Crown or Continental whatever. Kingston is hurt and Angelico picks him apart. But Kingston’s American King’s Road is too great. Archer watches from the ramp and they will kill each other later. Fun Toni Storm segment. WHAT THE HECK WHAT IS ATHENA DOING IN THE DYNAMITE ZONE. They fuck each other up. Holy fuck they hit each other good. Scissor Fuckers vs Bang Bang Gang to unify the trios belts and end the stupid conglomerate that they have now. Daddy Ass and The Acclaimed to lots of taunts. Neat. Bang Bang Gang win with a returning Juice Robinson kicking Billy in the dick. FTR do a promo about family. Young Bucks says no family fun on company time. Tension. They’ll match at a future PPV. ~RaNdOm DrEaM mAtCh~ BRYAN DANIELSON VS EL SATANICO Kris Statlander & Willow Knightengale vs Serena Deeb & Thunder Rosa. It seems random, but the intrigue I create by the build will be written about for ages. At the end of the match they are all limpy and toe to toe. Then Brit Baler comes out with A RETURNING JAMEE HAYTER and oh shit everyone fights. Continental Classic for the women’s Division coming up. MAIN EVENT: Samoa Joe vs RUSH FUCK YEAH! RAMPAGE - STILL QUAKIN’! Penta vs RVD vs Claudio vs Big Bill (w/ Starks in his corner) stuff happens Deonna Purrazzo vs Hikaru Shida. Good Stuff. CHRIS JERICHO VS JEFF JARRETT IN A TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE DEATH MATCH FUCK YEAH.

As soon as I walk in, I am meant with an aroma of mozzarella sticks and bourbon street sizzling chicken and shrimp. Just a beer today, boys. I’m helping my friend @Contentious C. Wow, what great service. And the bartender is new?! I wouldn’t have been able to tell. I happily nod to the usual bartender to give him the sign of approval that the new gal is doin A-OK. In my book, we’re all neighbors here. So Contention C, where was the first date and where is this one? Did you notice the sly shy smile look down while gently brushing her hair behind her ear with her fingers? Has eye contact been made? How do you know each other pre-date? Has there been a lot of texting? Is she financially tied to riverboat gambling related debt? Is she super cute?

Walking to APPLEBEES right now to be able to do this right.

What’s the date and what’s the vibe of the relationship?