Octopus

Derp. Shameful plug: I’ve started an indiegogo crowdfunding campaign for my next film, THE CONVULSIVE BEAUTY OF DESIRE. Feel free to also give me $325 million.

The new Playboi Carti album is good.

It’s like my grandma always said “You can’t spell ‘Thus … Cantaloupes Riot’ without ‘ @The Natural is … Octopus’

Am I just a Danielson mark? I have this unquenchable thirst for Dragon that has not been met since his retirement. All food tastes like plain oatmeal now. Colors have less vibrancy. Music sounds like a monotone audiobook of an out of date printer. A cool breeze feels like a cavalcade of shirt tags slightly sticking out across my body. Have I said the color thing yet? Like bright yellow is like looking at a picture of Big Bird’s face on the computer with the display settings to the darkest option. I know he's smiling, but the twinkle in his eyes isn’t visible. I just don’t know anymore.

A week late on my end! But I gotta say happy bday to a great person. Love you and hope you’re doing well, friend.

Thanks guys! Got up early to sign Lil Octopus up for preschool for the school year right when registration opened. Got him in! It’s a nicer facility and will surprisingly save us a lot of money too. Win-win! Took the day and tomorrow off because I have vacation time. Going to edit and relax.

I miss Kingston

What’s the over-under for what month the Brock return will be?

I’ve been calling Edge “Cope” since he’s been in AEW. Now that I’m being told to I don’t really want to anymore.

shout out to a kind friend, @Gordi the recovering AEW f. Here’s to another year of navel gazing and great posts.

Dumb and repetitive is my middle name!

Maybe add an Intergalactic Women’s Title

Agreed. I like Penta’s taunting and my best internet friend hates Penta’s taunting. We tease each other about that a lot. My comment was about the general level of hate we see on social media. Less about armbars and more personal about wrestlers and their spouses. We were both passionate and talking about parallel things and I misinterpreted. Thanks for the clarification.

More importantly, @The Natural is great.

Totally hear and respect you. I think it is fair for people to take breaks from things in life. What we should do on paper is easier than real life. If someone is fighting a two or three front war, the lesser things in life is ok to turn off instead of constant eye rolls. That much orbital movement makes me dizzy. This is less about “why do people think differently” and more “this went from 0 to 100 quickly” to the point of discourse in those spaces isn’t fun. A lot of people left Twitter or do social media less for those reasons. Especially when specific platforms continually resent what you literally blocked. Why am I seeing this much Boy Meets World content? I know and agree with what you say. But breaks are ok from things. I’m not even saying you’re saying they are not. I assume you agree with that to the point of me being silly for driving so far with this silly point. I just want that in the open that people taking care of themselves in healthy ways, whether it is proactive action (in this case sniping out specific things) or temporary removal of the toxic space (in this case focusing on other things that you need to address at the same time) is ok. I’m sorry for implying condescension and not reading the room or trusting your good character enough to comprehend properly. I look at us as buddies. I’m likely projecting outside issues. I hope I’m not coming off like an idiot