Dewar

Those Eastern Conference sissy Red Wings were easy pickings tonight. If Jimmy's glove hand was very good instead of outstanding, it would have been minimum 7-2. Everyone in the stands figured out "Stop shooting at his glove!!!!", but the guys on the ice did not. That being said, Bogozian looked like fucking dogshit again tonight. Either he's hurt, or hitting the liquor too hard between games.

Today is the first time since the Jets drafed him that I haven't thought Quienten Coples was a total waste of space. He's played damn good today. Finally.

The Bills are fucking the Bills.... Jet defender hits Brees cleanly, shoulder to the hip area. Called for roughing the passer, low hit. Saints get a first down for free, when the only person in the free world who thinks it was a penalty was the idiot ref.

Holy shit, that season finale in Winnipeg was terrible. Thank goodness for free tickets and a beautiful, sunny day, because that game was SHIT.

Come on Navy!!!!!!

[Looks at the crowd for help deciding what to do] The answer is clearly KICK! WHAM! STUNNER! AWWWW HELLLLL YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Fistbumps for everybody!!!!!

Cincinnati New Orleans Kansas City Carolina Dallas Tennessee San Diego Oakland Seattle New England Cleveland Houston Green Bay TB #1: Winning margin in TB/Seattle - 27 TB #2: Dez Bryant catches - 8 TB #3: Aaron Rodgers passing yards - 337

I'm sorry, but starting a song "I AM PERFECTION!" automatically beats starting one "I'M AN ASS MAN!" This statement is not even remotely close to being true.

Webber's "Kenny Run" during halftime of the Clips/Lakers game was great.

I need to give DFA more credit for the Luxembourg joke. I only get like 15% credit.

If this holds (and I assume he's back by the end of the week), I would have run Novacain out of the hockey forum, and gotten access to buttons within a 10 day span. FSW has been trying to accomplish both for years. I am clearly going to be #1 in his next set of poster rankings. Stupid Jets. Why can't they just lose 5-2 so I can stop being angry all the time about these stupid 1 goal losses? Time to focus on the positives. Ladd, Little and frigging Jokinen are playing pretty good so far. Trouba was damn good until he got hurt, and I'm going to watch them beat up on Eastern Conference Sissy Boys the Detroit Red Wings on Monday night. Even better, the old man always wants to pay for all the beer!

Thursday, October 31 Cincinnati at Miami Sunday, November 3 New Orleans at NY Jets Kansas City at Buffalo Atlanta at Carolina Minnesota at Dallas Tennessee at St. Louis San Diego at Washington Philadelphia at Oakland Tampa Bay at Seattle Pittsburgh at New England Baltimore at Cleveland Indianapolis at Houston Monday, November 4 Chicago at Green Bay TB #1: Winning margin in TB/Seattle TB #2: Dez Bryant catches TB #3: Aaron Rodgers passing yards

OVERALL STANDINGS 85 Kyle Casey 84 OutlawStar 83 Big Z (one week win) 81 RANDALL (two week wins) 81 dogwelder (one week win) 80 Jrag 79 Death From Above 79 Joel Martin (one week win) 79 Bobby Whioux 78 Just Jay 75 jaedmc (one week win) 75 JRGoldman 73 adamsie 70 Young Mr. Grace 69 Cole Miner 69 elizium 69 Dewar 69 Shaun Gilbert 68 APO 67 Gonzo 64 Hail Sabin 60 Lacelle 56 odessasteps 48 Novacain 37 SirFozzie 12 Tim Evans 11 Cristobal 8 CSC

RESULTS!!!!! dogwelder goes a perfect 13-0 this week for the win!!! 13 - dogwelder 12 - Kyle Casey 11 - Shaun Gilbert, OutlawStar, Jrag, Big Z, Bobby Whioux 10 - Death From Above, Joel Martin, odessasteps, Just Jay, Hail Sabin, APO, JRGoldman, jaedmc, Dewar, Young Mr. Grace 9 - Gonzo, adamsie, RANDALL, elizium, Cole Miner 6 - Lacelle

Gee, because the FUCKING TOWN HE WAS BORN IN wouldn't know who he is, right?. He scored a shit goal tonight, to bail himself out for making a shit play on the second goal against. Besides, he's still not as good as his dad was.

Fucking hockey. St. Louis gets the last four power plays of the game (one of them was for "bodychecking too hard"), despite dumping someone over the goalie and T.J. Oshie flat out throwing an elbow at Michael Frolik's face. For fucks sake, when the Jets scored the tying goal, Ladd gets hauled down from behind, and neither fucking ref put their arm up to call that either. If you are going to swallow the fucking whistle, swallow it for both teams, you fucking shitbags. Dear NHL, if you want to rig games for certain teams, rig them for teams people give a shit about please. It's a shitty hockey game when the first thing mentioned afterwords was "Man, CFL refs don't seem that shitty right now".

Just like Jay Cutler, I have a groin. So fuck you to my groin. You better be ready to go in time for soccer tomorrow night, stupid groin!!!!

Blow up college sports, or run them all like the Ivy League schools do. The NFL and NBA (and let's face it, football and mens' basketball are really the only schools where this is an issue, and the only sports that generate money, outside of some men's hockey programs, and maybe UConn and Tennessee in women's basketball) need to be forced into starting their own minor leagues, where 18 year olds get drafted, like hockey and baseball do. Everyone else, they can go to school, they can get scholarships, and they can work part-time to make some spending money. There's absolutely no reason that an 18 year old shouldn't be drafted in pro football and basketball, other than the teams not wanting to screw up their pick.

I will be at home for early game kickoff today, thread will be open for any stragglers until then.

Not enough love for Ben posting the Dynamite Kid test tube baby promo.

From what I understand, the wheel wasn't rigged, right?? Isn't that why it ended up on the worst option available? I heard it was rigged, because Watts loved the Coal Miners Glove match, going back to Mid-South days.

Yes, that was a terrible pick. The two Carolina games I saw this year, they were total dogshit.

I like Riggins way too much for him to be Gronk.

You have an old man at your Subway? You poor man. The one down the street at work has two rather lovely young ladies there for me to visit on lunchbreak, and two older ladies who are very good at the whole sandwich artist deal. No old guy who won't give up the spinach!