Technico Support

I'm watching Mania 6 and three things stood out: Fuck Roddy Piper for his racist bullshit. Only a disgusting bigot would think painting yourself black is somehow a putdown of the other person. Was there any repercussions from Bad News? By all accounts, he didn't take that shit lightly. Of the 36 wrestlers on the card, 14 are now dead. That's over 1/3 and approaching 40%. I was shocked to go two matches in a row with no dead people, but then the following match was Dusty & Sapphire vs Savage & Sherry. Holy shit. And then Elizabeth came in as a second for the face team and made it worse. Our concept of wrestler size has changed. For example, because of the shit Vince fed us in the 80s, I remember considering Tito & Perfect to be "small" wrestlers. Watching now, those guys were jacked and it's bizarre I ever thought they were small.

Welp, there goes my hopes that the event would take place at Trump Plaza.

For me, it's less about those two goofy moves and more about his "I watched the Dark Knight 1357 times" promo style. He comes off as a kid from the drama club trying to convince you he's dangerous. I find his act inauthentic and lame.

Holy fuck dude

I'm still trying to figure out how the Bucks expose the business. They do some wacky spots but who doesn't? It's not like they're hypnotizing motherfuckers like The Osirian Portal or anything. Christ.

The Young Bucks do a handspring into a back rake. In No DQ matches, they use an actual rake. If you don't find that amusing, I feel bad for you.

Holy shit that Kirschner bump.

I think several people in this thread have never seen an indy match. Dudes are painting with a broad brush like their name is Bob Ross. I'd rather watch the Young Bucks than anything on Raw not involving Kevin Owens. Shit dudes, between Morelock pining for PURE SPORTS BUILD and AXB writing off all indies as Japan Cosplay (I just watched Chris Hero vs Pentagon Jr., how that match cosplayed NJPW I have no idea), I feel like my time machine went back to DVDVR 2005. This shit is laughable. Like what you like. Aside from some weird sense of superiority, what do you gain by shitting on what someone else likes?

I meant the garbage monster episode. Wait, are you calling that lizard man episode one of the greatest ever? We have vastly different tastes, because I found that one to be wildly self indulgent and too clever by half.

This tournament needs Bob Holly conducting the official weigh-ins and insulting the competitors. "How about you, Dracula, you fat bastard? Get on the scale."

Would we discuss Titus' sex life? We would if he was having sex with Shawn Michaels. How do you know he's not? I didn't see 8 layers of bright red lipstick on Titus

I was about to say...yeah, having lived with a junkie at one time, logic and rational thinking are not their strong points.

In the immortal words of Chris Candido, "just don't hurt her, okay?"

I'm the wrong guy to argue this with, as I don't see Big Cass and all that special if you take him out of the Enzo & Cass act. Vince is a mark for muscles or freakish size. Cass is tall but alternates between skinny fat and somewhat lumpy, which is not a particularly special look in Vince's eyes. Also, how can anybody have a higher ceiling than Nathan Jones? Jones was in Mad Max!

This fucking show. If you check Jeffrey Dean Morgan's IMDB page, it lists him as playing Negan in episode 16 of this season. So if that's correct, they're holding him off until the very end.

As opposed to Cena and Orton, who are healthy and headlining? I'm trying to say that Vince has no idea what people want to see if he thinks Braun Strowman is going to be the next big thing just because he's huge. He's not the next Hogan or Lesnar. He's the next Nathan Jones.

I gave up about 2 minutes into the second monster of the week episode. The show just wasn't treading any new ground. Bring back the X Files and just do the same shit you did 20 years ago? No thanks. Honestly, we can go back and watch DVDs/streams/torrents of the original show if you're not going to do anything different or interesting.

Is it a matter of not learning or outright refusing to learn and saying, "fuck the fans, they'll like what I tell them to like?" The last organic babyface the company ever had, a small dude who was an awesome worker, retired last week and this week they're like, "FUCK IT, put six hosses in the main event!" My point is, concussions aside, Daniel Bryan should have taught Vince some kind of lesson about what can get over and what people may enjoy seeing this decade.

Someone probably hasn't seen much Busick. I wouldn't lump him in with Sabre and Thatcher in the "float in and out of holds in goofy ways so it looks like ballet" crowd. Thatcher almost doesn't belong there, either. I think your description of WoS limbwork is actually limited and unfair. I watched a lot of WoS over the past two years. Some guys do work that limb-focused sort of match like ballet. Other guys look like they're trying to grind limbs down or break fingers. Busick fits right in that description. No problem, man. It's just when I hear the term "WoS tribute act" or "WoS cosplay," it's a derisive term that reminds me of shit like Sabre and Scurll at BOLA last year.

That's the sound of JT buying advance tickets

HOGAN vs SAVAGE: WINNER GETS A MOUNTAIN OF CHEETOS

I'm reading the porn review right now and it's amazing. Thanks!

He could probably get a shot to clear that up. Maybe some creams could help, too.

Someone probably hasn't seen much Busick. I wouldn't lump him in with Sabre and Thatcher in the "float in and out of holds in goofy ways so it looks like ballet" crowd. Thatcher almost doesn't belong there, either.

Maybe by "the pre mixed stuff," they mean something like this: You just add water. Because seriously, I just want some fucking pancakes and don't feel like whisking a goddamn thing.