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God damn, @J.T. I'm sorry to hear that

I would have never thought Vince's "GOD DAMMIT GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG PAL" edict would reach as far as DVDVR but here we are

He's done the deal, nobody kicks out of the falcon arrow! El Generico is a big boy My name is Chris Hero and I throw elbows 15%!

So uh....how about that pro wrestling, guys? It's pretty great sometimes.

Hogan went in assuming it was a shoot but everyone else involved knew it was a work. So he's the Mr. T of porn, I guess.

LOL that's ice cold. Of course Fire Pro got all their moves from Nova.

I mean if we're just going by Internet videos fame, I want to retroactively vote for the Homestar Runner guys and also everybody at Redtube.

That was the point I tried to make in the Hardys/Bucks matchup, so good luck. I'd watch the Hardys' Youtube videos all day but in the ring, they're edging into the Kevin Nash portion of the spectrum.

This is the "grading on a curve" match. One guy we expect more of and felt let down vs one guy we expect nothing of and are pleasantly surprised when he doesn't step on his own dick and fall out a window.

I look at Riddle the same way I look at Jeff Cobb. I like watching his stuff but he's just getting started and isn't nearly as well-rounded as he certainly will be. Joe has been there for quite a while and is awesome.

Jericho has had a fun year but he's on the downside of his career, in-ring. Omega is entertaining and can still go.

Are you telling me nobody shows up in the cannibal movie and says "goonie goo goo?"

I loved Raw, especially when Eddie talked about Bill Cosby calling him to chastise him for his language. Oh, sorry, wrong one

Full scorpion. Fuck.

Didn't I see Togo vs Generico in Togo's final PWG match on his retirement tour (oh man) years ago?

Quite true. Remember that during the XFL ramp up, the press asked Vince who his favorite football players of all time were and he said "Ernie Ladd and Wahoo McDaniel." Legit the dude knew ZERO pro football players except the ones who became wrestlers. All Vince knows is wrestling.

That's the only logical (hardy har har) explanation. Because if not, a wardrobe person made a conscious decision for this character to have this weird fucking haircut because reasons

I only read recaps and maybe click through Youtube videos now...so is Mania going to be Taker vs Strowman or Reigns? Or is it a 3 way? I'm still not convinced this isn't some "Producers" level fuckery, like they're trying to tank mania for reasons.

I'd rather watch Bucks matches than Hardys matches. The Hardys skits were entertaining but started to wear thin for me. So I voted for the Bucks even though I'm positive they'll lose this one.

Holy shit another match where "meteor strike" is a more desirable option. I'll hold my nose and vote for DLOOOOO because at least I never saw him do a standing SSP in desperation to break up a pin.

Are we sure that's not time traveling 1989 Trent Reznor?

Sweet Jesus I have the Sesame Street "It's the Letter of the Day" song in my head and it won't go away

WTF is up with the junkyard chick's hair?

It's fun to watch Cobb throw people around but he's just not there yet. I was about to say that Hero is more well rounded but that would come off as a shitty pun. But anyway, I feel like Cobb puts together a bunch of crazy feats disguised as a match and he still gets super blown up halfway through. Hero actually puts on great wrestling matches.

Holy shit, that golden moment when Apter was trying to out Meltz the Meltz LOL @ that pic of Lawler. That's absolutely a face one makes when considering sodomy. And god damn, Lawler retweeted it. He probably made a joke about it like, "what do Jerry Lawler and Wal Mart have in common? Both have girls' pants half off."