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I never trusted Kaspersky. I've seen enough episodes of Cyberwar on Vice to understand that all Russia's government agencies, cyber criminals, businesses, and the mob are, in the immortal words of Vncent Kennedy McMahon, "in cahoots."

1) Never before has Warrior looked more like Harley Race's nickname for him 2) There's that trope in movies where the robot tries to approximate human emotion by attempting a smile and it fails hilariously. That's what comes to mind every single time I see Stephanie trying to grin. I can't tell if she smells something funny or if she's about to crawl out of my monitor and steal my soul.

Really good episode. Some fun in-jokes: Mr. Robot tells Wellick that he's going to be Whiterose's puppet and Wellick's response, word for word, is: The song playing when Darlene meets Dom at the bar is a Joey Bada$$ song. Darlene pretty much thinks she's a time traveler now, right? She mentions Tyrell becoming CTO as an example of things being put right, then mistakes the guy selling CDs for Cisco and tells him, "I'm not buying your CD this time" in a tremendous callback to season 1. Just when we think Whiterose is too powerful...she's stymied by...local mayors and border security, I guess? And god damn. Darlene tells the FBI everything, so now Whiterose knows about the keys. I'm really enjoying this season after the missteps of last season. EDIT: oooops. I meant Angela, not Darlene. Thanks @Craig H

LOOOOL I'm partial to The Mushroom Boys: Ponderosa and Sweden House, myself

Maybe it's because I've been into pro wrestling for so long, but I automatically assume most political commentators are just gimmicks and are working the marks.

Men's Only Breakfast sounds like a real sausage party

Same. When I first saw him in PWG (probably a year or so ago), all he did was big moves in between segments where he was obviously blown up. Just suck wind, suplex, repeat. He's gotten so much better since then.

Jesus fucking Christ, how hard would it be for WWE Shop to photograph the actual shirt instead of doing laughably obvious photoshops? GOD DAMN IT JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LOGO AND CAL IT A DAY PAL

Holy shit that IM conversation. "How's Cobb?" "He sucks" "Well wait, maybe he has some good ideas and you should listen to him" "HE SUCKS. FUIUD"

Fashionistas: is mixing camos worse than mixing plaids?

Taylor was on Colt's podcast recently and revealed a long list of names and gimmicks he came up with. He's a funny dude. He was also kicking around a gimmick of a whitemeat southern babyface who was also a huge anti semite. Like he'd be a superhero babyface except for that one little thing. Taylor's impression of him was, in a hyperactive, fired-up Ricky Morton type delivery, "I wanna say thank ya to all my fans, I love y'all and fight for y'all...well, except for the Jews..thank y'all!" Slaps hands with all the fans on the way to the ring, conspicuously passing up the fan wearing a yarmulke.

When I read the first few words of that sentence, I thought you were going to say, "Vince shows up and convinces Ford that Cena can't speak English."

Oh I get it. But I'm not one to let the specifics of alternate reality theories get in the way of making a goofy reference. And who's to say there isn't another universe where people are saying, "I could have sworn that kid from Family Ties was in that movie but it wasn't! Crazy, man, crazy!"

Considering the fact that Mr. Robot takes place in an alternate universe, where Sinbad starred in that genie movie instead of Shaq, I'm disappointed we didn't see Eric Stoltz up there on the big screen in this past week's episode.

Cena probably thought Ford wouldn't notice the sale since they couldn't see him

LOL @ influencer culture and the marketing department circle jerk fools that buy into it.

Ah yes, the same criticism Lane Storm had for DVDVR. "You couldn't do this, so you have no right to be critical" automatically marks you as either stupid or intellectually dishonest. We'd have virtually no critical discourse anywhere if "you must have done this for a living" was a hard prerequisite.

You assume a girl can't pee that far. Then you end up like one of R. Kelly's harem.

that is his name and he knows the fly spot where they got the champagne

I think that was just done for tonal reasons. It's awesome to have this bleak trailer where everyone is getting their asses kicked, then cut to the group that has a tree teen and a talking raccoon. Also, just for a cool end reveal, like "oh yeah, after all these Marvel dudes showing up, check it out, these guys are in it TOO!"

Kane's 3 foot cock, coming soon to a TV near you.

Very good point, guys. Trenton and Mobley could very well have been just convenient patsies and not killed for their knowledge of the rollback. I just assumed it because they were discussing undoing 5/9 when whatshisface showed up.

Good to see Marvel following WWE Booking Rules for Black Dudes.

Holy shit, that's going to be amazing, especially with the contrarian "Dave Meltzer is full of shit" thing that younger folks are into nowadays. Also, I'm loving the use of Wrestlemania 3 as a verb.