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Oh shit who’s gonna play Rough House Khan on a weekend pass from the sanitarium?

“Triple H can find a spoon and eat my ass” popped me, not gonna lie.

Does Hayes still work there in a high position ? Prichard? Any number of white guys of a certain age who came up in this business in the 70s and 80s? Then racism and sexism is alive and well there. Let’s not bullshit ourselves.

@StretchMediatedHypertrophy thanks for asking, I thought the same thing after I posted but got busy. The stat is PBF, percentage body fat, which went from 41 to 30. So I guess how much up my body consisted of disgusting adipose tissue (tm Vince McMahon) dropped 11 percentage points.

I've apparently lost a little over 10% of my body fat in the past year, which is pretty good. Need to keep at it but I'm already in decent shape for an American

For sure, guys. I just don't want to steer into WWE style "he's brown enough and they're all the same" territory, like putting Filipino DJZ into the LWO.

It's always projection with these people

No offense to anybody, but Ive seen the "bring in Jinder" stuff a lot and I just need to point out that Jiner is Indian and the Khans are Pakistani. There is a difference.

Various thoughts since I have them: No audio issues on Triller! I dug Fletcher's Liger tribute tights. His hair, not so much. I fully agree we needed either a statement win or a statement statement from Swerve and we got neither. Shirakawa has charisma to burn. Sign her right now. Anna spent the second half of the match wrestling her top more than her opponent. Deeb's presentation was awesome. Good idea bringing her out to just be normal and above the bullshit in contrast to the goofiness and faux HLA happening in the ring. That multiman clusterfuck was fun but you NEED the announcer to explain the rules first. I was feeling for the fans in the arena who saw dudes thrown over the top rope and were probably wondering why they weren't eliminated. Is there a limit to the number of guys in the match or do we have infinite dudes back there hoping nobody gets pinned? Also, funny how entrances worked around the commercial breaks. No entrance for 3 minutes, then two in a span of a minute! Shit, if it was sudden death, sell it by having the match end during a break. Okay, maybe not. Ten years from now, you'll tell your grandkids where you were when Chuck was finally allowed to say "shit" on TV. Just kidding, but thinking him saying that overshadowed the angle is bubblicious, no offense to anybody. Mercedes continues to be marblemouthed and speaks like a Tiktoker, but she was miles better tonight than before and it's clear they're going heel with her. I feel bad for Hobbs. I was about to joke Saturday night that Takeshita's pants in the streetfight made him look like a MC Hammer backup dancer, and then last night dude shows up in full genie pants. Damn. I think (hope?) they're smarter than to go with any kind of a) onscreen character for Khan and b) heel authority figure gimmick for the Bucks. I think their EVP gimmick is a play on their real life status as guys with official titles but who lost a lot of stroke a long time ago. Like they THINK they're in charge but it's all bullshit. Anyway, I'm interested to see where it goes and won't say the sky is falling until it actually does.

Damn, I forgot to mention Lars Sullivan when discussing Vince McMahon's All Scumbags Wrestling (note: name is still begin workshopped). https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fh9utbg57phwc1.jpeg

LOOOOOL We really needed a campaign to send Jack Perry a vote of confidence between that tape airing and last night. HTM's heel turn was weird as fuck.

Dick Murdoch and Bulldog Bob Brower?

I know AEW has no developmental, but maybe Jericho could hang out at ROH tapings, and take Insta pics ONLY with whatever unsigned and impressionable young female talents work the shows, to keep the Punk parody going.

Oh yeah, it’s absolutely an answer to Punk and all the “oh noes AEW is full of indy never-was guys who don’t listen to veterans” bad faith concern trolling.

Also needs to drop that affect-UH that you hear a lot-UH nowadays where any word that ends in s hard-UH consonant-UH has a UH at the end-UH. Anyway, I think TK has the self awareness to know he can’t act and is an awkward guy in general and can’t be a regular character on screen. I mean there’s a reason he had no lines last night.

When the show’s over, I do a bunch of gimmicks, then try to put my gimmick somewhere.

Yeah, for judging artists, athletes, whatever, for a lot of them it's a spectrum of "maybe questionable" ------------------> "irredeemable human being." You just need to pick where your own line is on a case by case basis. On the Hogan tip, if you watch any 80s wrestling PPV, I guarantee most of the people on that show have some racism knocking around in their heads. They just haven't yet been dumb enough to express it publicly. Anyway, you find your own personal line and you don't tell anyone what that line is

It's hard out here for a Poang

As far as wrestlers always using inside terms goes, I'm really enamored with the use of the word "gimmick" as a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, whatever, with multiple meanings. It's like "Smurf."

So this was passed along party lines (shocker) in the FTC. It's not something that was ratified by congress or anything like that, and could change based on the next elections. So it's a little shaky. Get out of your non-compete-based jobs while you can!

We need Jericho to start wearing a durag, carrying the FTW title, and cutting promos claiming Winnipeg and Manhasset are far tougher than Red Hook.

I’d guess the Chamber of Commerce represents businesses and their interests in this late stage capitalism hellhole. I’m frankly surprised any agency tried to pass a ruling that might harm The Job Creators (hallowed be thy names). Go after wrestling’s BS independent contractor shit next please and thank you.

Trevor Lee vs Skeletor vs Mr. Fuck You! Book it, James!

What I meant was that, apparently, Malakai himself is edging into Mil Mascaras “NO YOB!” territory.