Technico Support

Does anybody remember them having a different manager for like a week, maybe on Dark? They changed their name to Iron Savages but were still in the Bear Country getups. Edit: it was J.T. Davidson

Aside from the aforementioned Gates of Agony, that’s what Bear Country should have been but now they’re…powerlifting analingus enthusiasts, I guess?

Oh no man, it’s cool. I didn’t mean to slight anyone in particular, I’m just tired of “new Nation of Domination” being the tired-ass beginning and end of creative for black wrestlers.

We’re still fixing this shit for end users and it’s Tuesday now.

So that’s why all the ideas for adding people to the stable are about Fox, Ricochet, Moriarty…

$5 to the first person to tweet back at Dustin agreeing to stop using jobber and instead switch to the kinder, gentler “bitch ass motherfucking scrub.”

I think the idea of “let’s team all these guys up because they’re all black” needs to be left in the past.

We called them “preliminary wrestlers.” Not sure if we got that from the Apter mags or what, kind of a highfalutin’ term for kids to be throwing around.

Dustin needs to get down off that high horse. People inside his industry created that term and I think it’s fair to use. “Enhancement talent” sounds like a McMahon word salad $10 term, like local medical facility.

Post heel turn late 90s Bret promos murders anything Douglas ever did on the mic.

So you’re saying he’s better than the Young Bucks.

I’M JUST A BILL JUST A LONELY OLD BIL AHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK

That’s exactly it. Douglas didn’t fit in either camp in ECW. He didn’t excel at hardcore or technical wrestling. He was neither New Jack nor Benoit. He was boring and beat dudes with a belly to belly. Bleh.

Two injuries to women in the span of what, 3 weeks, and both on dives that came up short. That’s a wild coincidence. Shida should take that middle strand dive out of her arsenal. Jumping from a standing position in the center of a rope gives you no solid base to push off on. She fell from there like a rock. I vacillated between thinking that arena looked cool and thinking it looked like bad soundstage wrestling, like the XWF. I legit lol’d at “and you can’t be a shithead!” I’ll do my man @JLowe better re drunk watching: I forgot this was even on and got hung up watching History of Horror on AMC+. I am lame as fuck.

I VPN’d to France yesterday to check and didn’t see this.

When in doubt, just blame straight up corporate greed and you’ll probably be right. Jesus.

Right here, man. Been up since 2:30 this morning. See the "your wifi is fucked" thread in Computer Games and Tech, DVDVR's catch-all thread for when technology inevitably shits the bed.

Say what now? I just checked the app and there’s no AEW. AEW appearing on Max with no fanfare on a day where the whole world is experiencing technical difficulties would be amazing. EDIT: it’s apparently in some international markets but no US yet.

Same here, I really don't mind them at all but yeah, at least once per week one of them, usually Dave, says sometime egregiously out of touch and bizarre.

Whichever game had Spike Dudley with the headbutt cheese. Semi-related, I had a friend with a modded Saturn and we played the fuck out of Six Man Scramble. Flair's critical was set by default to technician/scientific wrestler/whatever, which led to me critical'ing a guy with a small package. I lol'd But yeah, Vader was a force of nature in that game. Nothing like critical-ing someone with repeated boxing forearms.

I yelled in my empty car while driving during Dave's criticism of Ospreay not wanting to do the Tiger Driver, saying it didn't make sense because MJF is a heel. Motherfucker that's what a good babyface is all about. He doesn't want to injure anyone. Hell yeah I underlined, bolded, and italicized that. Heel or face doesn't matter because he's a decent human being. Have decades of edgy babyfaces and cool heels induced brain rot?

When in doubt, just run your finger up and down all the function keys, just Jerry Lee Lewis that motherfucker.

The fix for it is in this thread, if anyone needs it. Why yes, I have been dealing with this since 2:30am and it's 6 now.

Bigot, wife beater, and rapist enabler. That tracks for the RNC. Was Lex Luthor unavailable?

I can’t speak for the quality of all the agents, but I can unequivocally say that Chris is awesome.