Dolfan in NYC

I want to believe Jae wants to sleep like this. Sword optional(?)

The Penn State-Central Florida game on 8/30 in Ireland is in jeopardy. An Icelandic volcano named Bardarbunga is on the verge of erupting. If it does, the ash will cancel a bunch of flights next week to Europe.

This is seriously about half a step from Racketeering. This really smacks of something a 25 year old marketing associate (who's never heard of payola or plugola) threw out at a meeting and never made it to the ears of a lawyer. That 25 year old is currently packing his or her desk.

Let's not undersell how seldom he bathes and what he uses as soap when he does. Honestly, I think Ambrose keeps himself fastidiously clean, like a cat. Unfortunately, he uses the same method of cleaning himself.

Scott Keith suggested they're doing a Rocky III story, where Clubber easily dispatches the champ, gets arrogant, and gets beat in the rematch. I really, really hope he's as full of shit as usual.

Words we've all said at one point or another. Melraz, Robert, young Daniel, and I all cleared Industrial Plant Survival yesterday. First time ever for Dan and myself. Now I have to do Railyard again to get them all done. And YAY to increased payouts. We did Chumash and Grab, which is a pretty easy Gerald mission that paid something like $2000 before... delivered the boat... bang, $10000+. And then we did the Trevor mission where you have to grab the meth off the two boats that are in the bay, which paid decently before, now paid out $20000. We were very happy. Then my xbox froze during a gang attack and I was sad. The end.

So by Fowler's calculations, Manziel is not a "fiery competitor"? (This, by the way, will cost him $11,025. How the NFL came up with that number, I have no idea.)

Brian Hoyer will start opening day for Cleveland @ Pittsburgh.

See the exchange with Rippa about a page back in the "Son of a..." thread. And the rest of y'all are taking your lives in your hands by posting here.

Didn't see it reported on ESPN, but the DC players came out of the tunnel with the "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" tribute to Mike Brown.

Power to the hairdressers

Dave takes the challenge. Piranesi... Fashion watch please.

I'm fine with this. So long as it ends with Brock F5'ing him.

Yeah, you done got yourself a good one.

Reigns-Orton was fine. It was by no means the match of the night (Ambrose/Rollins or Cena/Bork) and by no means was it the worst (Steph/Brie). My calling Steph/Brie the worst of the night is more an indictment of Brie than anything. Steph was in full carry mode, but Brie is just not the person to do this.

Shocking news. Allen Iverson is bad with money. http://www.thenewsnerd.com/sports/allen-iverson-begging-for-change-in-atlanta/

Oh Jerry....

"I'm sorry... I love you."

Actually, it kind of looked like with all the sights they were showing, I thought they may run a two (or three?) arena show. Brooklyn and The Meadowlands (or The Rock)... and MSG?

Why does WWE insist on putting up every Instagram picture in the "Flip Phone" filter?

Giancarlo Stanton is a destroyer of worlds and The Miami Marlins Baseball Club, LLC. better make him the richest man in all the known universe. Also, the Marlins have now matched their win total for the entire season last year... (and are 3.5 out with 44 left.... no no.... i can't think of that yet.)

I'm assuming CRZ still owns the copyright on Raymond Stereo?