Dolfan in NYC

BCS RANKINGS~~~ 1. Duh. (.9841) 2. Oregon (Wait... what?) FSU (.9348) 3. Oregon (.9320) 4. The Ohio State (.8553) 5. Mizzou (.8219) 6. Stanford (.7414) 7. The U (.7200) 8. Baylor (.7120) 9. Clemson (.6249) 10. Texas Tech (.6220) Also this...

St. Louis vs Boston Game 1 - Wed 10/23 STL 1 @ BOS 8 Game 2 - Thu 10/24 STL 4 @ BOS 2 Game 3 - Sat 10/26 BOS 4 @ STL 5 Game 4 - Sun 10/27 BOS 4 @ STL 2 Game 5 - Mon 10/28 BOS 3 @ STL 1 Game 6 - Wed 10/30 STL 1 @ BOS 6 Boston Wins Series 4-2

Brad Maddox <3 <3 <3 {{EDIT}} OR....

Snorkeling in Bermuda

It's a U thing baby. You wouldn't understand. Onto Wake. Then big showdown vs FSU!

Terrible news. Rob Gronkowski has been told he has to play football this weekend if he wants to earn a salary. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000265177/article/rob-gronkowski-cleared-to-play-for-patriots

Yeah. That's cute.

Gary Kubiak has announced the end of the Matt Schaub Era. Casey Keenum will start this weekend. Schaub is out.

US ranked #13 by FIFA, which means they won't get one of the top seeds in Brazil. My dad was thrilled (and more than a little worried) when I told him his native land, Colombia, was ranked #4.

In tonight's edition of Dwight Howard is a Petulant Baby and an Unlikable Douche: He's upset Orlando is letting someone else wear #12. No, seriously. http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9834281/dwight-howard-houston-rockets-upset-tobias-harris-orlando-magic-wears-no-12-jersey

They hit the poor Browns 3 times. Damn. That said, Silly Pussies is just amazing.

Josh Freeman will start for the Vikings this weekend. Jerod Mayo's season is officially over, he's been placed on IR.

Jesus fucking Christ, I go on vacation and come back to a frozen game. Been extremely busy the last week or so and see no hope in any of the online troubleshooting techniques... then I go to look and there's a tasty circular scratch on the play disk. $55 and a lecture from a Gamestop employee with what looked like a gigantic acid burn on his neck... and I'm finally back. (Oh, and I lost all my progress.... but I was only up to the set up of Trevor's sub heist, so it's not all that bad.) Also this...

The Heat lost their first game of the year tonight.

Welcome back Von Miller! Also, Mark Sanchez has too much time on his hands. Please someone re-injure him. http://youtu.be/rcwXGOENusg

Reigns is a part of the Anoa'i family and a former defensive linebacker, he's an hard cunt. Great main-event, chairs, spears through barricades, super-hot tags, perfect use of the enforcers, new champions, Brilliant. "A hard cunt" not "An hard cunt", we pronounce the H in hard, so you don't need the N. That main event was so much fun. I was pretty sure they were moving the titles along, but I wasn't sure if it would've been by Bionic Elbow or Falcon Punch. Show mauling people with his fist is everything that's right with America. My main problem with this whole storyline remains Stephanie. I think at this point it's clear that IF she gets her's (and that's a massive if), it will come at the hands of a Diva. But after a couple of months of semi-feuding with AJ, she's all of the sudden doing her favors by tossing her opponents to the wolves? Her lack of focus is killing me.

October 14th, 2003. A date which will live in infamy.

DROWN IN BLUEBERRIES. DROWN IN THEM!!! http://youtu.be/3Sxj1z9x6Ng

Oooh. #5 FSU vs #3 Clemson this week. Yay!

The patch on his shoulder. It's Baboo!

Welcome Pittsburgh fans!

And on the other end of the spectrum, there will be a "Bowl Game" played at Marlins Ballpark next year. The Ñoooo!!! ¡Que Barato! Bowl will be notable because it will be played on the site where the Orange Bowl once stood and because no one will come.