Dolfan in NYC

The NY Times seems to have the definitive article about the sale of the Clips. Among the gems:

Zeb wants Rusev out of the way, so Lana can go for a moustache ride. I like that Zeb tweeted the wrong Rusev. I also want to say, Dean Ambrose as barely-holding-in-the-rage psycho is glorious. I want to see him reading a phone book and telling each person why and how he's going to murder them. He's like Trevor Phillips brought to life. It sounds like they're blowing their wad with HHH-Reigns this month instead of waiting til Summerslam which I remember reading was the original plan. And the remaining 3 slots for MitB, I'm guessing are going to Cena, Bray, and ?. I'm guessing that has to go to a face since it's pretty heel heavy right now. Actually, now that I think about it, HHH should continue to fuck with the Shield by putting Reigns and Ambrose in a match for the final slot. Have Reigns win through Seth fuckery, sets up Ambrose-Rollins, have HHH cost Reigns the belts when he has it won, which delays that showdown for another month or two.

AV Club is reporting that Nasim Pedrad will probably not be back next season. Which sucks, because now they need to find some other girl with giant hooters to play Khloe Kardashian.

I love this thread so much. It's the perfect example of this: http://youtu.be/ub6IsYGUd_c?t=46s

Followed by a kick out.

Sir, you have won this month's thread.

Here's a novel concept... maybe the crowd should be chanting for the face the whole time?

To who?

Well, speaking of Jordan: first of all, he actually had food poisoning, not the flu. I have long believed that he wasn't anywhere near as sick as he acted or was portrayed. And if you ask Jalen Rose, you'll get a significantly less heroic story.

Vice News is reporting that Rio De Janeiro needs more hotel room, so they're using "love hotels" also. http://youtu.be/CcRC19Wusf4?t=1m45s

...since deleted.

I wanted us to take a moment to remember why Shane McMahon ruled.

And once again my white hot hatred of Cena's stupid OVERCOME ALL ODDS character was born anew.

John Calipari has decided to remain the state of Kentucky's highest paid employee until 2021. The state of Kentucky will use taxpayer dollars and bonds to pay him $52.5 million between now and then.

Absolutely fair point. Miami lost because San Antonio went crazy in the 4th. Onto Saturday.

2002: Big Show defeated Brock Lesnar © (with Paul Heyman)[44] 2003: Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, John Cena, Hardcore Holly, and Bradshaw) defeated Team Lesnar (Brock Lesnar, Big Show, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones and A-Train) His terrible Survivor Series record! Just really hit me... it really has been 10 1/2 years of Face John Cena.

Am I the only one seeing Gonzo's sig as Sandy Bullock crying over the Wolves coaching decision?

ESPN is reporting that Donald Sterling is dropping his lawsuit and will not fight the sale of the Clippers to Steve Ballmer.

NFL.com is saying 6/126. 60M guaranteed. There's no way this comes back to bite them in the ass... None at all.

We're going to have to tolerate Rob Gronkowski and his idiot family for the next 30 years aren't we? Ugh. Fuck this planet.