Dolfan in NYC

2nd World are these guys: Brazil is firmly in the 3rd World.

I'd rather have David Brat read me Ayn Rand at a spine shattering volume while sitting on a bean bag of broken glass.

I hope you don't have any money on the England/Italy match on Saturday. This is a picture from the pitch in Manaus taken today:

For those who haven't seen it: Fall, GTA V goes to the XB1, PS4 and PC

8 years ago today...

Saw the episode last night after the basketball game. I actually shouted at the TV, "OH SHIT BITCH, NOW YOU GOT AN ARROW IN YOUR THROAT." I felt a little better. No one threatens my Jon Snow.

So, this is the real-life equivalent of holding down Mega Man's blaster til it's at full strength. Also, NOTHING beats the little kid in the seats behind home celebrating the big hit only to come the horrific realization of what Cespedes has just done.

Haven't read a word and won't. Back on Thursday.

Why did the referee raise Dragon's hand after the attack?

I can't decide if the Drax character poster will need to go here or the Thank You Batista thread.

Sigourney Weaver is confirmed for Avatar 2, 3, and 4. Also, how many fucking Avatars.... god... fuck. Just do True Lies 2 already James Cameron.

The NY Times seems to have the definitive article about the sale of the Clips. Among the gems:

Zeb wants Rusev out of the way, so Lana can go for a moustache ride. I like that Zeb tweeted the wrong Rusev. I also want to say, Dean Ambrose as barely-holding-in-the-rage psycho is glorious. I want to see him reading a phone book and telling each person why and how he's going to murder them. He's like Trevor Phillips brought to life. It sounds like they're blowing their wad with HHH-Reigns this month instead of waiting til Summerslam which I remember reading was the original plan. And the remaining 3 slots for MitB, I'm guessing are going to Cena, Bray, and ?. I'm guessing that has to go to a face since it's pretty heel heavy right now. Actually, now that I think about it, HHH should continue to fuck with the Shield by putting Reigns and Ambrose in a match for the final slot. Have Reigns win through Seth fuckery, sets up Ambrose-Rollins, have HHH cost Reigns the belts when he has it won, which delays that showdown for another month or two.

AV Club is reporting that Nasim Pedrad will probably not be back next season. Which sucks, because now they need to find some other girl with giant hooters to play Khloe Kardashian.

I love this thread so much. It's the perfect example of this: http://youtu.be/ub6IsYGUd_c?t=46s

Followed by a kick out.

Sir, you have won this month's thread.

Here's a novel concept... maybe the crowd should be chanting for the face the whole time?

To who?

Well, speaking of Jordan: first of all, he actually had food poisoning, not the flu. I have long believed that he wasn't anywhere near as sick as he acted or was portrayed. And if you ask Jalen Rose, you'll get a significantly less heroic story.