Dolfan in NYC

This is on my Facebook feed...

My ex is an Apple fanboy, to an insanely annoying degree. After the last 10 Apple press conferences I would always get a phone call within seconds of the announcements about how awesome the new iProduct was, and how Apple was so much better than every Android phone... Oh and that things like the Samsung Note was ridiculously big and no one would want a phone that big. Haven't heard a peep from him yet.

It should also disqualify you from any team except, well, right now Seattle. Frontrunner.

Youtube commenters are fucking weird:

Tony Grossi on Twitter:

Maryland is super, duper, 100%, America Fuck Yeah, #1 WOO, Bubble Gum, Elvis, USA USA USA!!!!!!!! That is the Star Spangled Banner on the shoulder pad and helmet. I despise marketing disguised as patriotism.

Giancarlo Stanton hit his 37th homerun last night. Ties his personal best, ties him with Dan Uggla for all time Marlins home run leader. 4.5 out. Have to, have to, have to take at least 3 of 4 from the Brewers this week.

I should be on around 9. Trying to go the gym in the evening after work. (If my buddy cancels I'll be on at the normal time)

Terry Pegula is your new owner in chief of The Buffalo Bills Football Club.

Tom Brady is alone in last place.

Oh right, this stupid thing. Stupid fucking Bears can't do nothing right.

This lovely tweet was finally deleted an hour ago:

You can ask Bill O'Brien about the "integrity of Penn State's athletic department"

Oof. Ray Rice told his teammates the punch came as self-defense. First: lol Second: He made it a lot easier to get cut.

Schefter is quite pissed: http://deadspin.com/adam-schefter-is-fed-up-with-the-nfl-1631937239

Pot Roast just tweeted that Ray Rice should be kicked out of the NFL. For an active player in a league that has/had murderers in it, that's bold http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24701021/current-former-nfl-players-tweet-out-intense-criticism-of-ray-rice

Oh god, you leaked it, didn't you. And sorry to tell you about Revel, but it's closed as of the 2nd. Here's video of them kicking everyone left out, via fire alarm:

The hotel where it happened, the Revel in Atlantic City, is shutting down. My guess is, whatever security person who worked there is probably disgruntled about that, and sold it to TMZ. Also, I'll 100% guarantee GingerBoy and the rest of whoever needed to, saw it already.

By the way, how in the hell did he not get ejected for that? I didn't get Browns/Steelers audio in the bar I was watching the games at.