Dolfan in NYC

You have no idea how hard I laughed when I read that. I was so sad they didn't follow him on the train. Ambrose's adventure on the train could have been the best hour of RAW ever. Dean paying a trio of Mexican guitar players (you know the ones that roam the trains) to play him some Zeppelin would have been so amazing. Also The Rock is so amazing, he took a train to the Bronx that doesn't even run from Staten Island. Man swimming in that water...I hope he got his shots. The best part is he gave Dean a ride...sort of. God damn it. Stop posting. I only have so many likes and need sleep. Dean is God right now and he really needs to challenge Brock at Survivor Series.

I'm sure Ms. Hathaway could give 3/7ths of zero fucks what you think of her as an actress.

Florida QB Treon Harris is in deep trouble. He's been accused of sexually assaulting a girl after last weekend's game. Also, this guy's in his corner:

I'm not wasting a gif on a back up DE who can't beat out Olivier fucking Vernon for a job.

Yup. Dolph is saying United Airlines has lost the IC belt.

Oh, if you had the Over the Medonza Line on the BAC of Rob Bironas, collect your winnings. .218

Your fault for living in Staten Island. Everything else is pretty much the same thing myself and 90% of New Yorkers will co-sign to. Though I know how to drive and have my license, it's just extremely rare that I get the chance to do so.

Good morning Tigers and Angels fans! Welcome!

Don't give EN090 a reason to come in here.

Last week was the first time in history that 5 of the top 8 teams lost in the same week. So that means... NEW RANKINGZ~! 1. Bobby Bowden's soul can only protect you for so long 2. NCAA Violations R Us T3. Vniversitatis Civitas Mississipae T3. Vniversitatis Aniqvis Mississipae 5. Your Team Mascot is a Euphimism for Hairy Gay Men And my teams? Fire Golden.

And now a Bills player may be paralyzed. ugh

And I'm not sure where you say he "jabs at Jeter"... no where in the piece does he hit Jeter as a person. He throws haymakers at him statistically and the insufferable New York media sanctification of him as the greatest Yankee ever.

"Severely discipline" makes me think he's 100% done for this season, possibly into next. And that's regardless of the outcome of his plea deal.

Jesus, this may belong in the NFL Stupidity thread, but... 911 calls say Rob Bironas was threatening to kill another driver right before his death.

ugh.. The only saving grace here, is that Thursday it's supposed to rain heavily, all day, in NYC.

When Sandow eventually Single White Female's Miz, it's going to be SO awesome.

Supposedly it's bouncing (lol) between 3 guys: Zach Ryder, Justin Gabriel, and Sami Zayn.

I have a serious problem with Cleveland being on that list and Miami not being on it at all. And thanks, I never thought I'd type that sentence out.

It's almost time... barring a collapse, it looks like... American League Oakland/Kansas City @ Los Angeles of Anaheim Detroit @ Baltimore National League San Francisco/Pittsburgh @ Washington St. Louis @ Los Angeles of Los Angeles (this may swap) So, not only do we have the very real possibility of a Freeway Series, but we also have the possibility of - to Rippa's horror - a Beltway series. Baltimore announced they're going with a 4 man rotation for the Quarterfinals (I forget whatever they call it).

It's going to be worse next year, they're actively looking to put 4 games in London. By game 4, regardless of who's there, I'm sure the Winnipeg Blue Bombers would draw as big a crowd.

As always, I'm the Mizdow to your Mizanin

I will be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean when the Dolphins play the Raiders. If you hear about the Explorer of the Seas sinking, you'll know what happened in the game. Grr...

Yeah I am not sure how I feel about some character on the Howard Stern show getting mentioned on RAW but the son of William Moody/Paul Pearer is ignored. Don't really get why he is being memorialized by all these companies. He was a severely disabled man who expressed a gigantic interest in WWE and always was a fascinating interview. Howard treated him like an adult and not a man to be pitied. Relax on who needs to be memorialized and who doesn't. Jesus.

Yeah, I don't know about any of you, but I'm really looking forward to piranesi's account on how Mr. Ambrose escaped a locked room guarded by indie wrestlers security guards.

Conflicting reports that this is Keenan's final season.