Dolfan in NYC

Fastlane: End of the Road (to Wrestlemania) For the WWE Universal Championship: Kevin Owens (c, without Chris Jericho ) vs. Goldberg For the WWE Raw Women's Championship: Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte For the WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Neville (c) vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher For the WWE Tag Team Championship: The Club (c) vs. Enzo & Cass Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn* (probable)

Roman Reigns is an absolute coward attacking Strowman after he's just had an exhausting 15 minute match. They're either setting up Mick quitting or turning. And I think I remember reading earlier which it was. Kevin Owens is so losing at the PPV. I demand a gif of Sheamus kicking the lips off of Enzo. I will watch it forever.

And Branden Albert to the Jags for another late draft pick.

If you can't figure out how to heel a crowd in Alabama as the relative of a New York billionaire, you have no business being a professional wrestler.

:-/

I'm guessing the (soon-to-be-named) stadium is part of the deal. But even so, $1.6B is absolutely ridiculous, yes. It would mean the Yankees could probably fetch $10 Billion easy.

Damn. She was one of the shining stars in LCU. Certainly will be interesting to see how the kids at EMCC are going to live without her.

That clock was ticking from the moment the Dolphins took BongMask in the draft. Credit to Albert for being a pro about the situation, hopefully he can be brought back, but at 32, his value is going to be somewhat limited.

Mine Starring Armie Hammer

Oh, two things: The digital copy of GTA V is $30 on the Microsoft Store. Get it @J.T.. Also, GTA IV is now backwards compatible on the XB1. So if you want to re-visit Liberty City and bowl with your cousin, you are more than welcome to.

This had better be rated R The House Starring Will Ferrell & Amy Poehler

Sending love to Robert & Stout pushing me above $4M in an hour of work. The grind to $10 million continues!

Yes. I'll take Conflicts of Interest for $2000 Alex... EDIT -- The Kushners have realized that this REALLY looks like Loria is selling the Marlins for an ambassadorship. They have pulled out of the deal. https://www.axios.com/kushners-bail-on-deal-to-purchase-miami-marlins-2263555907.html

Cocaine, but, sure.

Miami will be cutting Mario Williams, because he is old and expensive and sucks.

I'm guessing this moves up Enzo's eventual murder at the hands of Cass by about a month or two.

Linda McMahon has been approved to head the Small Business Administration. The Senate vote was 81-19.

Talk about squash matches.

Kevin Love is out for up to 6 weeks. Has to have his knee scoped.

KO, the character, is super self-serious and self-righteous and his title. He's been using this useful idiot for the last 6 months because it suited his needs to keep the WWE Championship. Papa Hunter pulls him aside and says, "Hey, enough of the crap." Coincidentally, Owens is similarly fed up, especially after the idiot promised an unholy monster the chance to take what's most valuable from him. So, enough. And thus... ladies and gentlemen, we have a heel turn.

The Golden State Warriors, who blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals last season, have surpassed their loss total from last year.