Dolfan in NYC

Tyrese Haliburton's father came on to the court to show up Giannis after Indana's victory. And all I'll say, is GA would have been WELL within his rights to go Gunther-McAfee on him:

Here's the thing, we started out friends... It was cool, but it was all pretend... Yeah, yeah... Since you been gone... So last week we had Dynamite and Playoff Palooza! And Daniel Garcia has decided Bald and Gun have been having just too much fun on their own, so, he says Fuck The Revival himself: You're dedicated, you took the time... Wasn't long 'til I called you mine... Yeah, yeah. Since you been gone.... Also, sure sounds like Samoa Joe and Jon Moxley are gonna face each other soon! But since you been gone, I can breathe for the first time! I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah! Thanks to you, now I get what I want... Since you been gone! However, on tap for this week... I mean, I know I don't watch super closely, but shouldn't Hurt Syndicate and "MJF gets the black guys whips and bitches" segments just be one graphic? (I do love that she's now the queen of daytime TV. And based on what I've heard she went through after American Idol... good.) Enjoy the week!

Jeff Passan definitely got shoved in his locker as a kid:

This video is from 16 years ago: But hey, like sands through the hourglass... these are the PLE's of our lives... Live from St. Louis! It's Backlash! THE CARD~! FOR THE UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton FOR THE WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Lyra Valkyria (c, woo) vs. Becky Lynch FOR THE MEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Dominick Mysterio (c) vs. Penta FATAL 4 WAY FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - Jacob Fatu (c) vs. LA Knight (yeah) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Damien Priest GUNTHER d. Pat McAfee -- Funeral arrangements for Mr. McAfee will be announced on the day after the match.

I need to call the A/V tech... my monitor went fuzzy, so anything remotely like that. That coward Hagel *clearly* jumped into Ek's elbow in order to draw a penalty.

... At least they didn't lose by 50.

"Adrenaline, In My Soul... Hey Let's Fight! I'm Jon Jones!"

YOU TOOK IT ALL AWAY I GAVE IT ALL AWAY... CAN'T TAKE MY FREEDOM ...NOW YOU BOW TO ME

Should note... Jax apologized on an IG story for his stupidity. HOWEVER... It's gonna be awesome when Ullbrich's kid costs him a future HC gig anywhere outside of East Anchorage Community College.

EL GRAN SALAMI EN DF MEXICO ESTA VENDIDO EN DOS DIAS!

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell, Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high... Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder... "Welcome back" is one of those things you hear and has possibly gotten overused. But this week, two of the WWE's prodigal sons returned in huge style: The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky... The boy could sing, knew how to move everything, always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.... Keeping up the eye gimmick across two companies is fucking pro-wrestling. I love him so much. Black velvet and that little boy's smile... Black velvet with that slow southern style... A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees... Black velvet if you please. But we've got Backlash in... jeez, TWO WEEKS! Let's see what we can cook up this week for that, because we already got a match for the Undisputed Title: Based on what John's posted on IG, Cowboy Bob better have an armed guard nearby or he may die. (If and when Honky comes back, this should be playing in the background.) Enjoy the week!

NEVER. BREAK. KAYFABE. (two rows above the girl in the #11 jersey)

It should be noted that Jax recorded and posted the phone call to $² and thats how everything got figured out.

Hagel got a game off for the hit on Barkov

Apparently LT is not. He is not going to let Carter wear 56. "Get another number, I don't care if it's double zero, and make it famous."

I mean, he mentioned The Miz earlier.

YEET

Adrian Peterson was cited for a DWI for driving home drunk after the Vikings draft party.

If the Browns pass, the Saints almost assuredly won't. Then after that, it goes to the second tier of teams that don't absolutely need QBs but wouldn't mind having one, think Las Vegas, the Rams, or the Jets. Beyond THAT, you start going to teams that are looking for backups for their fragile-porcelain-mice that they have at QB (Miami, Arizona, Indy). I'm guessing it's 99% he's a Brown or Saint, but someone will take a flyer on him.

Yeah, so apparently he was in a Cybertruck, was in the accident and was trapped inside. The CT (obviously, because that's what they do) caught fire and he inhaled a ton of smoke. The coma was apparently part of the normal course of action when you inhale half a car. (Or any other kind of smoke inhalation)

Brandon Hagel better hope he's suspended the rest of the series.

I'm genuinely sad Rippa is asleep. I needed to see his reaction to them passing on Sherdur twice.