Craig H

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

I'm interested to see how Rizzo and Castro carry over their recent success into this series against these guys:

Goddamn King Crab legs are expensive.

Javier Baez was hit by a pitch in his game with the Iowa Cubs last night. Most guys would take their base, some would stare down the pitcher, Javy? He argued with the ump that he wasn't hit, preferring to hit the ball instead. Yeah, it's kinda dumb, but I love his swagger. He took his base and, I believe, proceeded to steal 2nd and then 3rd base. Fuck yeah.

What is Bill Walton doing there?

I know I want him to play for the Bulls.

Huh, what a strange coincidence. I can't be alone in thinking that they look very similar.

I love Aisha Tyler, but I can't see her taking that gig. Michael Ian Black seems like he could provide the easiest and most seamless transition.

And Adrian Wojnarowski seems to think that Fish would be the best fit for the Lakers head coach. Ok then...

If you really don't want Mike Woodson, then Vinny del Negro is available. YES! V-D-N! V-D-N! V-D-N! It would make for a great book somewhere down the line where he writes about coaching the Bulls and not giving more minutes to their best player and then somehow being hired to coach both LA teams.

No, it's Wolliw.

Is Antacular back from suspension yet to give us shit for actually wanting to see this? My biggest complaints still are the weird noses and that the Foot Clan look like clones of Super Calo. Other than that, I'll be there opening weekend.

The Cubs won last night, Rizzo and Castro have both bounced back, and that's about all I got.

I mean, wouldn't that all depend on the person writing those books?

Well that can't be good.

Cash nearly cutting off his thumb is one of my favorite odd stories involving an injury like that. Koyie Hill getting his hand mangled in a hay baler or some other kind of similar farm equipment takes the cake.

Wow...He is...man...Is this the dumbest Heisman winner ever?

Yeah boy!

I'm as thrilled as anyone else that a 100 Bullets movie is planned, but really...it would be way better as a TV show.

scraylo's sig is fucking obscenely big.

I was surprised to see this morning that the Cubs have scored one fewer run than the Braves, but the Cubs, largely because of shit work by their bullpen, have surrendered 37 (37?! In a row?) more runs. This Cubs team should be better than their record indicates... And Jeff Samardzija ranks 11th in ERA out of 106 qualified pitchers...and 138th of 149 starters in run support. Yeah. He's as good as gone.

I feel like those 24 minutes rendered the entire season of SILICON VALLEY superfluous. Oh, for sure. I'm still cracking up over the "Craig" joke. For the record, it should just be Craig, like, Greg, but with a C. Jonah has been the best, though. Him getting fired has upped his insanity by 1000%.

This past Sunday's Veep may have been the best ever. Soooo good. Also, the back and forth over the pronunciation of the name "Craig" perfectly sums up every time someone has butchered the pronunciation of my name.

Royce is so full of shit. His heat with Eddie was because he claims Eddie talked shit about the Gracies and he's on record for that. A recent Joe Rogan Experience covered this in detail as well. Royce, and the majority of the Gracies, are the sorest fucking losers.

I'm surprised they had the season they had.