DEAN

Adora/Starkz makes it on the board!

Looks like it. It's 10 dollars. It's too good.

JIMMY G! JIMMY G! JIMMY G!

Twitter still embeds with Firefox. SO. Everything but Chrome is embedding. Check your own personal browser to see if it is FUCT still or not.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1635324851799064581 Twitter isn;t working in Chrome.

Okay, Twitter works in Edge now.

And Twitter. https://twitter.com/RackSpinner/status/1635324909042954245 is still fucked.

The folks who run our server were keeping things from embedding. They turned off a thing (that will TRULY fuck us later) so I think we can embed again.

HEre ys go. Chrome works!

Here ya go. Edge works.

Okay, it's getting saner as Satomura/Perez creeps up!

RUNRUNRUNVCU

This poll is total lunacy!

Bud Grant was awesome. In thought he died 25 years ago.

This is awesome. Takeshita used a finisher created by Billy Ken Kid, a purolucha finisher on an American in a Lucha Stable. GLOBAL!

Fuck it! I AM WILD! I'm adding in the ROH stuff because it's just too fucking good to leave out. THUS I get to vote for ATHENA versus Willow Nightingale because it was POSSIBLY the perfect wrestling match in my eyes. If I had to vote for a WWE match, I'd prolly go with the Viking Raiders vs Ricochet/Brawn Strowman. It's amazing how Strowman will sell his way into your heart and THEN like tonight BUMP his way into your heart. OH YEAH! MEIKO SATOMURA vs ROXANNE PEREZ! The best Japanese match was prolly Eddie Kingston vs Jay White, which edge out Daichi Hashimoto showing up in GLEAT. Loads of good Lucha Libre as it is just a steady stream of good wrestling coming out of CMLL. AAA was all four ways and, man, I hate those matches though I should have probably added one for kicks. The best AEW match is probably Jay Lethal vs Orange Cassidy as we cannot go a week without Cassidy winning, placing or showing. There was also two oddly satisfying Takeshita matches against Jack Cartwheel and Preston Vance. The best fringe match was between Danny Limelight vs Clark Conors and Trish Adora vs Missa Kate (which was NEARLY as good as the thoroughly bad ass Adora vs Billie Starkz match from ROH). IMPACT! knocked it out of the park with Jonathan Gresham versus KUSHIDA. That was quite a week of wrestling. CUT LIST: Ryan Nemeth vs AR Fox- AEW Dark; Faces of Destiny vs Drunken Express- IWA-PR; El Coyote/ Okumura/ Polvora vs Los Cancerberos del Infierno (Cancerbero/ Luciferno/ Virus)- CMLL; Jacob Fatu vs Lio Rush- MLW; JD Drake/ Anthony Henry vs Max Caster/ Anthony Bowen- AEW DARK; Daniel Garcia vs Aaron Solo- AEW DARK

Sammy is a HEAT MACHINE! Action Andretti is SPUNKY! Fun Tope by Andretti. There are a lot of chops in this. GREAT SUWA Dropkick by Andretti! More chops! Andretti springboards to the floor but Sammy gets a knee up! They crush each other's chests mid-ring! NICE 450 Splash by Action! Spanish Fly by Action FOR TWO! Andretti dives through a table with Sammy on it. Garcia CHEATS! Sammy wins! That was good! It's the Acclaimed! It's Jack Cartwheel! And it's the Rampage Squash. Preston Vance comes out and takes on KONOSUKE TAKESHITA~! Soup gets in some souplike things early and HITS A FUCKING BRAINBUSTER IN PICTURE IN PICTURE! Jose the Assistant grabs his ankle and Vance GOES TO WORK! Nice Snap Suplex by Vance! They start SLAPPING MEAT! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! FOR TWO! DISCUS LARIAT FOR TWO! Wacky set-up for a BACKSLIDE FOR THE WIN! That was fun. NYLA! RIHO! Nyla uses her size advantage early with Riho getting in her spots. Marina Shafir CHEATS WITH JUDO! In picture in picture, Nyla keeps beating on Riho so that the Sacramentians get behind Riho's STRUGGLE to escape the preposterously overwhelming power of Nyla! Jericho makes a great comment bout Nyla landing on Riho is like a house landing on the Wicked Witch of the East. Great finish! Roll-up flash pin out of a Beast Bomb attempt. That was a good episode! AEW ALMOST RULES THE WORLD AS MUCH AS ROH RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

It's a Sheamus/Drew McIntyre/LA Knight/Karrion Kross/ Xavier Woods five way! It's a mini battle royal! I hate these matches unless it's a ladder match with Konosuke Takeshita and Komander in it. This is a lot of kicking in the corner. Knight and Kross form a bond. They beat on Drew. This is a wreck. Xavier Woods goes on a big offensive bonanza! Toprope Elbow for two! Nice Speder Suplex by Drew on Knight and Kross. McIntyre vs GUNTHER would be good. Sheamus murders Knight and Woods! Sheamus beats on Woods and Kross like a drum! And then Knight! Sheamus and Drew both win! Quite the goober of a finish! Uh, Dominick, the WWE Hall of Fame is full of washed up old men. La Legado del Fantasma and the Judgement Day have a six man match! Legado does a zillion tags and beat the fuck out of Finn Balor! Damien Priest tags in and he is awesome. Priest hits a GREAT Decapitation! Cruz Del Toro with the Spanish Fly! Joaquin and Santos hit duelling topes! REY REY accidentally distracts the ref and Damien kicks Cruz in the head and Dominik gets the win! Dominik is channelling Eddie so he does have THAT. Allright! The Viking Raiders take on Brawn Strowman and Ricochet. Ivar takes a shot at selling Ricochet's tricked out offense and he should be commended for giving it a shot. Brawn Strowman throws EVERYBODY over the toprope to the floor! I was hoping he would throw the ref. Ricochet takes a deep beating by the Viking Raiders. Bald Erik does a... Jawlock? Ricochet lays it in! Ivar steals a move for Emi Sakura, diving on Strowman into the barrier! Ricochet and Bald Erik are GOLDEN in the ring together. Strowman makes the hot tag and he is AWESOME going berzerk! He flies into the announce table. Ivar steals a move from Ricochet and CRUSHES Ricochet with a Splash from the top! That was great. SHOTZI HAS HER TANK! Charlotte doesn't have a tank. Shotzi is one up. They wrestle a bit. Rhea Ripley shows up. Shotzi hits a toprope Frankensteiner for two! Flair does her Figure Eight and it looks impressive! That was a good episode.

Dulce Gardenia/ Espiritu Negro/ Rey Cometa vs Cancerbero/ Luciferno/ Virus- CMLL Esfinge/ Panterita del Ring Jr/ Soberano Jr vs El Barbaro Cavernario/ Oraculo/ Rocky Romero- CMLL

Your winner for this week IS..... Emi Sakura vs Riho!

This match fucking RULED.

JESUS CHRIST!

Motherfucking LARIAT TUBMAN!

EVEREST GERMAN SUPLEX!

FRUCKING AWESOME!