DEAN

MIDNIGHT WRESTLING! Powerhouser Hobbs and Rey Fenix are a-wrestlin'! AWESOME! They are pushing QTV! Nice Shoulderblock onto A Moonsaulting Rey Fenix! Three dives to take Hobbs down! Hobbs slams Rey for two! Fenix makes Hobbs look like fucking VADER. Meanwhile, QT Marshall is a HEAT MACHINE! Hobbs with a NERVE HOLD! Toa Liona did a nerve hold yesterday on ROH! It's Nerve Hold Week in the AEW/ROH Umbrella! In picture in picture, QT CHEATS! AWESOME! ANOTHER NERVE HOLD! AWESOME POWERSLAM by HOBBS! EVEREST GERMAN SUPLEX BY REY MOTHERFUCKING FENIX! This is great comeback by Rey Fenix. GREAT POUNCE! SPINEBUSTER FOR TWO! Rey Fenix is fucking AWESOME. Love Machine Splash for two! SPINEBUSTER! BURNING HAMMER! That was fucking great. Rey Fenix is a revelation. NERVE HOLDS~! LADY BALLS~! What a week! STU GRAYSON! MOX! That'll be good. Taya Valkyrie takes Ava Lawless to the ROAD TO VALHALLA! AWESOME! THE BOLLYWOOD BOYZ! With a Z! To be STREET! Daddy Magic and Cool Hand Ange are astoundingly old school. They are the Nouvelle Mod Squad. They use the picture in picture to cut off the ring and CHEAT! When we get to regular screen, JAS crushes a Bollywood Boy! That was in the middle of all wrestling. BRODIE KING! DANIEL GARCIA! Garcia IS Larry Zbysko! Garcia makes Brodie King look like VADER like Fenix made Hobbs look like VADER. Jesus, Garcia is accepting an ass beating. Brodie steals the Emi Sakura Cross Body Block into the barricade! In picture in picture, Garcia goes on offense! Garcia gets slaughtered with a Piledriver! GREAT LOOKING CANNONBALL! Garcia with a Sleeper! Walls of Jericho! Baseball Bat of Jericho! GARCIA WINS! GARCIA WINS! That was good. ROH RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD BUT SO DOES AEW!

Zelina looks great. She is tiny though and Rhea Ripley crushes her with a Powerbomb. Rey Rey ALMOST makes the match with Dominik. Raquel Rodriguez is awesome! Emma looks good in this. Tegan looks okay. Raquel hits a Spinning Vader Bomb! Liv Morgan hits her finisher and that was quick. The Rhea/Charlotte pull apart was better than the two wrestling matches they've trotted out so far. Charlotte was more of the Wardlow by beating on security and referees! That was awesome. Xavier Woods and LA Knight have a match. For a minute? What is up with the sub five minute matches? Oh! I guess they are giving Sheamus and Drew Mcintyre a lot of time. They hint at beating the crap out of each other but don't really get there for a while. Nice Superplex by McIntyre! They start beating the crud out of each other and it is giant wads of clubbing forearms! Imperium hits the ring and I guess we are looking at a TRIPLE THREAT! Yeesh. Way to ruin a good match. Strange episode.

OUR WINNER- Willow Nightingale vs ATHENA! ROH! ROH! ROH!

This should be Dante Martin's finisher .

Coronel Vip vs Hijo de Canis Lupus- IWRG Diva Salvaje/ Estrella Divina/ Larry Miranda/ Mamba vs Pig Decapitador/ Pig Destroyer/ Pig Destructor/ Pig Pool- IWRG Pimpinela Escarlata vs Jessy Ventura- IWRG

ATHENA with the greatest promo EVER! LADY BALLS~!

JAYZEUS!

KiLynn King Excalibusters Taya Valkyrie to AEW!

I'm watching this right about NOW!

Jayzeus, FREEDOMS!

New Japan streamed all week. Lots of Zack Sabre Jr/Kosei Fujita matches. ===================== ===================== ================

ROH is the BEST. I would make room for it. Do what I did, RETIRE!

Speedball Mike Bailey is tagging with Jonathan Gresham again! AWESOME! Black Taurus and Speedball in the ring together! And Crazzy Steve. Crazzy Steve BITES to get the advantage! Black Taurus stomps on Gresham's Jiminy Winkies! Crazzy Steve bites MORE! Gresham makes the hot tag! Crazzy Steve bites Speedballs bare foot! Taurus and Speedball FINALLY get in the ring and it is AWESOME! Lots of fun nearfalls! Ultimate Weapon on Black Taurus! That was fun. It's Steve Maclin! I saw him have a really good match against Crash Jaxon this week. It's Heath! This should be good. Maclin bumps big to the floor! Heath bumps to the floor! Maclin does that catapult across the throat under the ropes like Ron Simmons used to do. Maclin does an Abdominal Stretch. Nice Spinebuster by Heath! Maclin hits a nasty DDT for the win. That was good. Hey! It's Taya Valkyrie! She is REALLY all over the place. I await seeing her taking on Kandi Krush on WOW this Saturday. Johnny Swinger is accompanied by Zicky Dice! It's the first time I've seen Jai Vidal wrestle. Vidal hits a POWERDRIVER! Vidal rules! EVERYBODY gets kicked out from ringside! DEonna Purrazzo attacks Gisele Shaw as she is being kicked out! Jai Vidal pins Johnny Swinger! He looked good. KILYNN KING! She's official! Taylor Wilde! She'll lay it in! Taya! Rosemary! Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King bump to the floor! King applies a Chinlock. Wilde lays it in on Rosemary. Taya makes the hot tag! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! NICE German Suplex by King! KING WITH THE EXCALIBUSTER! NEW CHAMPIONS! Taya heads off to AEW! Chris Bey, Ace Austin and KENTA! Against Frankie Kazarian, Josh Alexander and Rich Swann! Ace Austin is all nifty and shit. KENTA and Josh Alexander face off! Well, THIS is fun! Maybe KENTA vs Alexander is the match we need. Kazarian looks the best of everybody in this. Very elaborate Cutter by Kaz onto Bey into a pile of people on the floor! Steve Maclin distracts Josh Alexander! Bullet Club hits a very elaborate finisher for the WIN! That was a good batch of wrestling.

Champagne Singh and Zicky Dice is pretty good!

I missed the first five minutes! GAH! Claudio and Willie Mack are going at it! Willie Mack looks fucking GREAT in this. Claudio is great taking Willie's offense. Claudio murdalizes Mack with an Uppercut! Dante Martin is ROH! Mike Bennett has been ROH forever. Mike Bennett is in the Frankie Kazarian/ Christian Cage/ Trent Barretta/ Matt Sydel ilk- fundamentally sound. Bennett is fucking great setting up Dante Martin's offense. PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE! Dante does the twenty count crawl! Great Hammerlock DDT by Bennett. I love how Martin is flying all over the ring but still sells the Piledriver. NICE Tiger Driver by Martin. Top Wrist Lock Submission by Bennett! Dante makes the ropes. LOTS OF COOL NEARFALLS! This match is GREAT! Dante Martin wins with his Bladerunner VARIATION! That was the best Dante Martin match I've ever seen and it's all because Mike Bennett is so fucking awesome. ALLRIGHT! MORE SLIM J! It's Blake Christian and Metalik tagging together. Metalik is all nifty in the ring. FUN! SLim J has the best punches in WRESTLING. Metalik is our face in peril. Christian is WILD after the hot tag! Slim J BUMPS LIKE A PSYCHO! Slim J is fucking AAAWWWESOME dragging Blake out of the ring and beating the fudge out of him. Daivari and Slim J are such a fun heel tag team. Slim J is so old school Southern heel. Metalik is great on the apron. Metalik gets the hot tag but Slim J keeps cutting his off. GREAT FINISHER by Metalik! That was great. Slim J is so fucking awesome. Jeeves Kay gets beat to death by Eddie Kingston! Claudio gets coffee on his shirt! Jeeves Kay hits a crazy looking Tope because of the camera angle. Kingston with the EXPLOIDER! And then the Stretch Plum for the win. Hey! It's HYAN! HOUSTON! ATHENA! ATHENA! ATHENA! Athena is the best all around wrestler under the AEW/ROH umbrella. Oh man, this match is GREAT! Hyan makes a comeback! ATHENA FUCKING DESTROYS HYAN WITH A POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON! Crossface for the win! AND SHE DOESN'T LET GO! ATHENA FUCKING RULES! Hyan looked great. It's Silas Young! I haven't seen him since I saw an indie match he was in a few months ago. Marcus Kross gets to wrestle a non-enhancement match! SHANE MOTHERFUCKING TAYLOR! I could dig Silas Young vs Shane Taylor. That will be STIFF! ATHENA and Yuka Sakazaki is on! LADY BALLS! Dalton Castle and the Boys are ready to BREAK SOME HEARTS! Toa Leona is so out of control. He is my secret favorite dude in ROH. That splash on the apron was GNARLY. Plus he does a NERVE HOLD! Castle makes a HOT TAG and he goes TOTAL STEINER! Down to the BULLDOG! Gates Of Agony are AWESOME killing the Boys. What an ass beating. That was fun. TRISH ADORA! It's MADISON RAYNE! Trish Adora is laying it in, I'm assuming to set up a match with LADY BALLS ATHENA! BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX by Adora! Rayne is looking pretty good in this. GERMAN SUPLEX HOLD by Adora! CRUCIFIX BOMB by Rayne! ADORA CRUSHES RAYNE WITH THE LARIAT TUBMAN FOR THE WIN! Trish Adora fucking RULES! I assume this is building to LADY BALLS! TRUTH MAGNUM! TURBO FLOYD! TWIRLING! Magnum jumps Christopher Daniels! CHEATING! The Outrunners are battling it out with the Ass Boys as best bumping chickenshit heels in the AEW/ROH Umbrella. They make make Daniels and Sydel look ten years younger. AUSSIE OPEN! Well, THAT'LL be good. It's the Wild Rhino, Clark Connors! He's good. WHEELER YUTA! HE'S AN ASSHOLE NOW! YAY! Connors is the long lost Von Erich. I dig his energy. Connors is using up his ropebreaks! YUTA FUCKING RULES, PUNCHING CONNORS IN THE FACE BEHIND THE REF'S BACK! POUNCE by the Wild Rhino! EVEREST GERMAN SUPLEX countered by a Spear by Connors. Connors uses his CLOSED FIST! Yuta uses his LEGAL closed fist! ANKLE LOCK BY RHINO! Connors looks fucking GREAT in this. Yuta wins and CHALLENGES SHIBATA! AWESOME! So much wrestling. It's two half gallons of ice cream. ROH TOTALLY RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

Awwwww, UVa sucks.

Orange Cassidy vs Jeff Jarrett- DYNAMITE Malakai Black/ Buddy Matthews/ Brodie King vs Matt Jackson/ Nick Jackson/ Kenny Omega vs Chris Jericho/ Daniel Garcia/ Sammy Guevara- DYNAMITE Claudio Castagnoli/ Jon Moxley/ Yuta Wheeler vs Evil Uno/ Stu Grayson/ Hangman Adam Page- DYNAMITE Aaron Henare vs Yuto Nakashima- New Japan World Hirooki Goto/ YOSHI-HASHI/ Ryohei Oiwa vs Jeff Cobb/ Kyle Fletcher/ Mark Davis- New Japan World Oskar Leube/ Ren Narita vs Chase Owens/ KENTA- New Japan World Shota Umino/ Tama Tonga vs Kosei Fujita/ Zack Sabre Jr- New Japan World Shota Umino/ Yuto Nakashima vs Kosei Fujita/ Zack Sabre Jr- New Japan World David Finlay/ El Phantasmo vs Kosei Fujita/ Zack Sabre Jr- New Japan World

Thursday Reflections: Sooooo, Yuta Wheeler is best heel in AEW now. He was fucking ELECTRIC in the opener. He's the actual hatable member of the BCC now and is leaning into it. I agree with @Matt D about Evil Uno. He should deeply become the Kendo Nagasaki of AEW- an old guy who beats the fuck out of people. The Orange Cassidy/ Jeff Jarrett match is 400 times better on the International Feed. The fight through the crowd is KEY to the match and the Memphisness of it. Jarrett is fucking awesome beating on Cassidy on the floor and through the crowd and Cassidy has punches twice as good as Jarrett's. The main event kinda drags on second viewing, like folks were trying not get in each other's way, so it kinda morphs into a battle royal. I didn't understand why Jake Hagar tried to take on House of Black. Are they setting up Hagar/King? That would be good. Saraya breaks the "twat" ceiling! She said on Twitter she was fined for it. I'm going against BOARD LOGIC and digging Saraya. She kicks folks like an old school heel.

Everything but the Jade match.

The Hex versus the Seastars is pretty good. Max the Impaler takes on Billie Starkz and it's good! Women's Wrestling Army Ep. 31: "Max Is Hungry"::Women's Wrestling Army:S01E00 (video:PW) (id: 2421) | Pro Wrestling TV

I didn't notice! Fucking AWESOME.

Blackpool Combat Club are fucking AWESOME.

I just found out that was Harley Cameron. She's a perfectly fine wrestler.

ROAD TO VALHALLA!