Robert C

I didn't get the best shot of the guy who was stuck in the sign, but here's what I got of him driving off in a car. I have no idea what that thing was on his head. It looked like a silver Hefty bag. Funniest damn thing was watching him Mary Lou. The sign would stay perfectly vertical while his body rolled.

Damn, why didn't we think of that? Gotta load it up with sticky bombs first, though.

I probably won't be on till late tonight. Gotta deal with some real life stuff first.

The truck surfing worked pretty well on that mission last night, right up to the point where I ran melraz and RUkered face first into that low bridge.

It would definitely mow through all nine dump trucks. It'd be funnier than hell to watch though. It's a little scary that melraz was the one that wanted to try derailing the train. That's what I still love about this game - the stupid shit you can come up with to do. Like successfully evading a 3 star wanted level on a bicycle, or watching melraz drive past with his dashboard entirely engulfed in flames.

Yeah, that was some good stuff last night. The attempt to derail the train by parking a dump truck, tank, and bus at the entrance of a tunnel was fun, even if we knew it was doomed to failure. We cleared out the first sever with ease. Second one was fun, especially after we realized we were surrounded by 9 white dots.

I'll be on as soon as I can be. Might be 7 my time before I can get on though. Gonna take my frustrations out on poor, unsuspecting white dots.

I'll definitely be on late. I'll try to be on for Titans, but some nasty real life shit may get in the way. I need to shoot things.

Glad it's not just me, though I also have to include jumping off a cliff like a dumbass.

Last night's crowd wasn't any better than the night before. I did run into one case where I liked racing without catchup enabled. Back when I was trying to get race wins to upgrade my cars, I ran into a couple really low level guys that insisted on racing Down the Drain with custom cars on and catchup off. My mostly modded car vs their unmodded crates made for the easiest wins I ever got. Other than that they suck.

I was thinking that when Destiny came out we would be left with only the hardcores in GTA. It seems like the opposite may have happened, and they're all fighting it out on Uranus. The level of competition seems to be way down. No Titans yesterday, so I did a few deathmatches and spent the rest of the time in freemode. For some reason the mental state kept resetting, so I went psycho 3 times in about an hour. Valcourt joined for a while, and we painted the streets of Los Santos red. Note to Valcourt - if you ever see JT (assuming he ever plays GTA again) or me near the Simeon car, it most likely has an ignition bomb set to go off. Only decent competition came from a pair of high level guys in the last server. Saw one of them in a tank and took him out with the Allah Akbar. Killed him about half a dozen times till his buddy rolled up. They must've done some wonder twins shit, because the tank guy went from absolute shit to a pretty good match for me instantly.

Deathmatches pay the out the same for team members, with one exception. You also get RP for kills, and the RP goes up with consecutive kills. That's why everybody loves those stupid gimmick matches where one guy massacres all the rest.

I should be on tonight.

Yeah, last night was pretty much ideal. No glitchers/tanks/modders or other assorted bullshit. Jets were plentiful, but the pilots kept helpfully crashing right next to us. They were then made to pay for their poor piloting skills. Lots of folks stayed and tried to fight far longer than they should've. Almost nobody seemed to know their way around a sniper rifle or an RPG. I think I only even saw one guy doing the Mary Lou, and he turned out to be no threat whatsoever. Most of them turned out to be fairly high level, so the kills didn't feel cheap, even when they were. It got to the point where we started getting cocky and trying stupid shit. Funny thing was that it actually worked a lot of the time. I have no idea how many times we pulled off the kill somebody, sticky bomb his car, trigger the sticky when he gets back in trick. I think I must've done it at least 8-10 times on my own.

Jones saved my ass for one of my teams. It also didn't hurt that I had the second highest scoring receiver as well. Good thing too, because QB and RB gave me less than 10 points combined. That team is cursed at RB. I had 6 on the roster. Foster, Tate & Moreno were out going into the game. Woodhead got knocked out for the season in the 1st quarter. McCoy was knocked out for part of the game as well. At one point the only RB I had was actually playing for his team was on my bench.

I'd put the double kill at highlight #2 of the night, only because nothing topped Burke getting all over you for ruining his dress.

Would've invited you, but I knew I would only be on for a few minutes. Just got back from a 6 hour trip to a baby store. I need to shoot things tonight, if I don't just pass out.

Nah, I'm still gonna be on GTA. I'm gonna play some Destiny, but it's not gripping me that much yet. I got on a bit Friday afternoon, which I never do because of work. Got in a server where there were only 2 people over level 100 - me and one level 104 guy. I wandered in as a harmless looking white dot and proceeded to wreck the place. Blew up 3 personal vehicles within a minute of being on, and generally made a nuisance of myself. One guy kept going invisible and coming after me. I had to explain to him that the invisible trick doesn't really work if the other person knows you're doing it, and if there's only one way to get to them. It's about the kids. They need to learn this stuff somehow. Wound up in a long ass fight with the level 104. By fight I mean I killed him a bunch of times in increasingly hilarious ways. Seemed like there was nobody worth a crap on the entire server. Wondering if it's usually that way during the day, because the level of the nighttime competition seems to have ratcheted up somewhat recently.

Maybe we can adopt a white dot next time we're all on. We can name him Sting.

Betraying the Krogan is probably the only renegade move I didn't pick. Gotta start breeding my army for galactic domination after the Reapers are gone.

Along those same lines - it was so weird seeing Robert online and NOT playing GTA V I think it baffled my XBOX as well, since I pretty much haven't taken GTA out since I bought it. I'll still be on GTA if others are on, but probably not much otherwise.

Not sure how much I'll get to play over the weekend. Gotta go finish up the endless baby registry before the first of my wife's 97 scheduled baby showers. Plus go to at least one other baby store and pick out the crib, changing table, and rocker. Assuming it stops raining 10 inches a day, the rest of my time will be taken up sitting in a field of sunflowers shooting things out of the sky.

The Cleveland Browns and Johnny Manziel say hi. Johnny never got accused of anything that was actually illegal though. Parting with 5 billion hot co-eds? Yep. Signing his autograph? Yep. Raping a student? Stealing crab legs? Stealing soda from a fast food place and refusing to leave? Shooting out a (baker's) dozen windows with a BB gun? Nope. JFF just lived/lives the life your normal slightly-immature-but-with-something-of-a-sense-of-the-law dude would live in his situation. Well, there was that drunk and disorderly/fight/fake ID thing, though all that came out of it was a guilty plea for the fake ID. Other than that he just mainly annoyed the living shit out of a lot of people.

Gotta ask. How in the world did you end up with that shirt?

That plus concussions in each of the last 3 games he's played. Also, that offensive line. http://fat.gfycat.com/SmallMasculineBabirusa.webm