Roman

It'll be like Kanyon hitting the Cutter on random people at random times in random places. Only replace 'people' with 'his woman' and 'hitting the Cutter' with 'slapping'.

God damn, that's nasty. I love it.

I need to know everything about those pictures. What happened? When did it happen? Why didn't it continue to happen?

Now that I rewatch it, after the Powerbomb, Harper was standing around looking confused as well. Only afterwards was that moment with Rowan. Just... weird. Rowan does a nice Splash, though.

Did something get screwed up in the Wyatt match? At one point, Rowan was standing in the middle of the ring with Bryan down and Harper was talking to Rowan. It seemed like a very awkward moment. Other than that, I loved the match. Even Rowan was a lot better than he usually is, although he's nowhere near Harper's level. Harper is fantastic. I fast-forwarded through Cena/Del Rio and Show/Orton. I couldn't care less about any of those guys. Reigns was great, though, and I loved Rollins pulling out that leaping curb stomp-type manoeuvre. I don't think I've seen him use it since being called up. But... God damn, Reigns is great.

Anything in particular you're looking for?

The most annoying thing on the internet is people recording TV on their phones and then uploading it to YouTube. It's why a pathogen that targets low IQs is essential for mankind. A vague acquaintance of mine once said he knows a guy who is rumoured to simply download full shows, both the weekly shows and the Pay-Per-Views. It all sounds rather shady to me and I would personally never do such a thing, but in this day and age, I wouldn't be surprised. But, of course, what kind of sick, twisted, demented mind would do such a thing? It sends chills down my spine.

The problem with that is when everyone has odd/unusual names, none of them sticks out anymore.

Watching The Ultimate Warrior running towards the ring to save Hogan from Shango and Sid still gives me goosebumps. Good God.

I opt for Attila.

Well apparently he's got MS so I doubt he's going to be on camera regardless of his status with WWE. Ole was on camera in the JCP doc.

Or just play a song that fits a really awesome brawl right in front of them like Tito and the Tarantulas in From Dusk 'Til Dawn.

First, a classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcqiiWO0Rkc Second, a reworked classic:

My apologies in advance. And to make up for those:

I think Cena is doing a very good job of establishing he's not superhuman. Perhaps once he breaks his neck, or has a fracture with bone actually sticking out through his skin, that new gimmick might finally get over.

I love William Regal. He said Aiden English's hobby is 'making jewelled saddles for sea horses'.

The Merchant of Feces? The Scat Man? The Deuce Dispenser?

I would love it if Paul Heyman's in his wheelchair on the entrance ramp with Curtis Axel behind him. Heyman lays into Daniel Bryan (or whoever else is in the ring) and sneaks in a cheap shot at Axel as well, prompting the Hannibal-like response from the face, 'Hey, Curtis. Why don't you push him in? You can always say it was me.' Heyman's piggish 'Curtis? Curtis!' screams would be great. And then he'd get eaten alive by the hogs* below. (*Luke Harper and Erick Rowan)

Oh, there are a whole bunch of phrases I'd be overjoyed never to hear again. Like "in this very ring," "each and every one of you," and "sports entertainer" leap to mind. Hell, even "good/best for business" has become a cliche lately. People using 'best for business' as a punchline have quickly become just as insufferable as people chanting 'what'. The only occasion I can tolerate hearing 'best for business' again, excluding from Triple H or any of his ilk, is if it's chanted by the crowd as Triple H is being pummeled into a bloody paste by Big Show and/or Daniel Bryan.

That'd be a flawed business model.

You're just waiting for Kozlov to stick Sheamus with his umbrella, at which point Sheamus will drop down and start convulsing. I also love the sign that says, 'Sheamus, The Pale Predator.'

Vladimir looks like a pimp. Speaking of him: Vladimir Kozlov and Boris Alexiev: future WWE Tag Team Champions?

THEY ARE RAPING NINA SIMONE'S CORPSE!

To be fair, I always interpereted Heenan's point about Goldberg as "There aren't a lot of Jewish superstar athletes and when you have one you should market the hell out of it and WCW didn't"At the time it didn't set off my antisemite alarm at all that he said that. Now, one problem is that the WCW after the fingerpoke was a total clusterfuck for about 3 months solid. So instead of a new WCW President (Flair) actually being able to do something post-Fingerpoke (say a tournament to decide the champion at Superbawl), Flair is the new President and he can't do much of anything but he does bring in his son, who turns heel at Superbrawl, then Flair turns heel the next month for some reason, and a First Blood Match ends with a pinfall I got dizzy reading that. Thank God I was sitting down. Now I can gently lower my head to my desk and weep in comfort and silently.