Roman

So what you're saying is, you were hating on hipsters before it was cool, but now that it's gone all mainstream, you've moved on?

He should also address everyone else by their very first gimmick name.

Fuck you to my own mind, for focusing on the suicides of my parents and for consequently making me sufficiently moody to snap at both my wonderful girlfriend and my dogs. Ludicrous posts in the Chit Chat thread, don't let me down.

A case of Belgian beer (Tripel Karmeliet) plus two glasses, a first-edition (!) copy of Ralph Waldo Emerson's The Conduct of Life, a couple of hardcover editions of my favourite books (to substitute paperbacks in my nascent library), and a joint present with the missus to go on a two-week trip to Iceland.

Let's bring some Christmas cheer:

I don't know why, but I'm just so incredibly happy and entertained by this:

What SAWFT t-shirt?

I don't think I want The Undertaker to ever be beaten at WrestleMania, not even if it's his final match. As a huge 'Taker fanboy, I find the streak almost sacred in the world of the WWE and I don't want it tarnished. On the other hand, it'd be amazing to have a year-long feud be capped off with an epic WrestleMania match where The Undertaker finally gets beaten by someone with a lot of potential. But it does need to be a feud that spans almost from one WrestleMania to the next, and it involves 'Taker being a monster heel who kills everyone and everything, even if he's mostly in a sort of manager role who occasionally wrestles (like Bray Wyatt). He can have a lieutenant who does all the fighting for him, and perhaps also some sort of tag team (for some reason I always thought the Usos could make a great heel team; just give them intimidating face paint and have them switch places in matches). Go all the way with the theatrics to make it as big and unreal as possible, always going a little bit further closer to WrestleMania. It's 'Taker's final feud and he's losing the streak, so they should make it a complete mindfuck from beginning to end. I'd be extra happy if they bring in Kane with his original mask at some point in that feud in the same way that Great Muta was summoned in HUSTLE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cFQExE_UCc This match was my introduction to all four guys involved. Ah, nostalgia.

I don't know him that well.

It means he'll garrotte you with a daffodil.

It's great seeing Goldust like this: in shape and kicking ass in the ring. When he was in AJPW a few years ago, my heart just broke for the guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewewejR8dRY

Nope. No. Definitely not possible. No, Sir. Nope. No.

Does Alexander Rusev count?

I am deeply disturbed by that... thing in the background.

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic. Nah, that's not homo-erotic at all. Not in comparison to this:

Whenever I think of Nagata, two things come to mind: his matches with Minoru Suzuki (simply because Suzuki likes to piss off Nagata, and Nagata always gets pissed off) and his match with Kensuke Sasaki. What a bloodbath that was.

Yeah, let's stage some nice, family-entertainment public beheadings instead.

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic.

More sadism plus this box:

One change: it needs to be this music playing instead.

TRIFECTA!