Roman

Thank God that match is over. Argentina might be the least deserving finalist I've ever seen. I feel bad for Cillessen. Not only does his substitution for Krul look even more justified now, but he tried to imitate Krul as well and failed miserably.

It says a lot about a match if Ron Vlaar is the best man.

I raise you this:

That was a vagina-drying first half.

Enjoy some Neuer while we're all in a festive mood.

It was like getting a quick handjob from a crying hooker.

GOD DAMN IT! GERMANY'S SHIT!

... with hooligans.

Ohhh yesss. Sweet tears of sorrow. More sorrow for the Sorrow God*! *A Teutonic God, of course.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! I LOVE IT!

The more I look at this, the more it looks like they're folding a gigantic paper airplane.

WE GET IT!

I have never watched Breaking Bad, Lost, 24 and anything related to Star Trek. I also have never watched Forrest Gump, Titanic, Inception and Back to the Future. I must also add I love the word 'osmosis'.

Spoilered for size.

I can imagine him sitting there stone-faced, looking at the helmet. Zoom in on his forehead. Mental 'Damn!'.

The gesture's ridiculously goofy, I agree, but the decision is sound, then.

van Gaal needs a wheelbarrow to carry his balls to the press conference.

According to BBC, Krul has only saved two penalties out of twenty for Newcastle. Good God.

That's cold, van Gaal. That better pay off, or you won't hear the end of it.

Not to mention their past traumas at EC's.

That referee's a cunt.