Trocar Slush Weasel

Man, I think that Zayn got himself a legit injury before the match even started. (At 2:40)

What a time to have cut my cable.

Hey Sami.....

WORKRATE!

I'm skeptical Muta vs. a baby would draw well in the US. Japan may be a different story, if some of the micro-indys are any sort of indicator. Kenny Omega could give some tips.

Another move stolen from Sakura Hirota, the true Innovator of Violence:

I'll just say that Sara was super nice to me when I met her in Japan years ago when she didn't know me from Adam and it's nice that she's able to pass her knowledge on.

I can't believe that none of us came up with the most obvious one.

Act is getting ready for her first day at school.

The daughter of the guy who killed Rikidozan was a pro wrestler for a minute, does that count? If the sons of Hokuto/Power Warrior aren't awesome wrestlers, it won't be their parents fault. I'm having trouble thinking of any 2nd generation Japanese wrestlers period, men or women.

While I'm thinking about old wrestlers, it turns out Momoe Nakanishi is doing her part to repopulate Japan by having 4 kids and looks like one already has some of her Mom in her.

Gino Hernandez and the Von Erich/Freebirds feud in World Class.

"Who's better than Kanyon Mortis?"

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