Skeeball Wizard

It started with Wicked(the book), then the musical was a hit, and in hollywood if one is a hit. . . . This. If they made a movie about a guy with fish falling out of his ass and it made $300 million, there would be 10 more next year.

Not entirely sure if this belongs here, but this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in wrestling. Bryce Takes A Bullet / Debut of The Underbryce: Its from Chikara, so if that isn't your bag just go ahead and ignore this.

His. Because as a heel he was getting face pops for it.

That just sounds like wishful thinking. He was only put with Heyman to give Heyman a reason to be on TV so he could talk about Brock Lesnar. Vince McMahon has always thought Cesaro was boring. Honestly, I think he's slotted right where he should be. Top of the bottom, middle of the card. He's technically sound and can work with anybody but the people in the building don't care about him at all and he doesn't move any numbers. He's a good utility guy not a main event player. Heresy! Burn this witch! (No offense) All kidding aside though, Cesaro, left to his own devices, could be over like rover in no time. He has a ton of unusual charisma, his feats of strength are amazing, an he has shown in the past an inate ability to connect with a crowd. He just needs a hands off, do your thing approach. Yes I know the likelyhood of that happening, but they are burning money here.

Makes me wonder,does he end up a more legendary figure if he had spent more of his career in Japan? I gotta say yes. He looks so natural there.

Damn thats a pretty good assesment of the Lauper vs Madonna argument. As a 34 year old man i have no problem admitting to having no less than 6 Cyndi Lauper songs in the regular rotation. It always kind of baffled me when she just kind of wandered into obsurity, but you're right, she was an artist, Madonna was a gimmick.

Rollins is just decisive because of the whole "doesn't work like a traditional heel" tag. His mic work has gone from below average to great in a very short time and despite the separation between his heel/face allegance and his offense, i find him fascinating to watch work. Id dare call him the 2014 MVP in WWE.

Yeah this is kind of a tough one, and i feel like in the coming years its gonna get even tougher. Like in two years when we're all like "Really, their inducting Steve Blackman?" But anyway, i gotta think the Demos go in, Ray Stevens, can't have Savage with no Elisabeth, JBL I'd save for Texas, ditto Freebirds, maybe Hodge and I'm surprised Lauper hasn't been inducted yet.

Yeah the time jump did necessitate alot of exposition but there were definitely some funny moments, Johnny Karate's ninjas had me LOLing. Jammy was such a natural set up, Im kind of surprised it hadn't happened already. Oh and I'd be remiss not to mention, "See, the crotch blinders were inside you the whole time."

If he recognized him from this, he would be the coolest kid ever: http://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY Yeah my son was like "Ah its fuckin Hud from Cloverfield." He's 7.

Good on them for creating their own thing there. I thought the first two new episodes were ok at best, seemed like a lot of groundwork to set up the rest of the season.

Nah he got busted doctor shopping, getting multiple scripts for the same thing from different docs.

They need to work on their upper bodies. Its an upper body business, Steve!!

Going back a bit, that website with all the Benoit "joke" shirts, what the fuck man? I mean maybe as an uneducated youth I would've laughed at something like that, but even still maybe not. God some people are just awful.

Yeah OJ is still funny as shit in them Naked Gun movies, ipso facto Benoit matches=guilt free. Art isn't reality.

Yes! This! A hundred thousand billion fucking times! How in the hell do you fuck this up!?!?!?!? Jesus Christ! Sure, he would have to defend in the three way at the Rumble, but its a pro wrestling trope that keeping a title is easier than winning one. Wheres your logic Vince?!Also, why is JBL, who is ostensibly a heel announcer, burying heel tag team the Ascension? This universe has no logic!! Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to be sure. Fuck. And Roman "Mother Goose" Reigns? The fuck outta here. Sell that shit at amateur hour captain overhyped. Enjoyed Kidd and Cesaro.

You won the internet. Shut it down.

Was that Steve Corino as Stryker? Fuck whoever canned that.

You're a female poster on a wrestling message board. You're a unicorn that rides Hailey's comet. Your rarity secures your reputation.

Is that because you want to Barrett for Wade? Im so fucking funny.

1. This is pro wrestling, dammit! 2. I wish I was better at technology so I could insert something hilarious getting punched by Arn at the end there. Like a baby or Hans Moleman or something.

The last couple years WWE has wanted to do two masked guys against each other at Mania so they could sell replica masks and attempt to break the record for most lucha masks worn in one place. Not sure if that is still of interest to them but I could see that match happening.

Watching the go home Raw for Wrestlemania 15. Say what you will about the quality of matches from the Attitude era, but damn this is a fun show. In the tag title match, Brood vs Owen/Jarrett, theres switcheroo shenanigans w Edge and Christian, then an out of nowhere run in by Public Enemy, leading to the Brood and Owen/Jarrett teaming up to fight them off, then the lights go out and Debra ends up getting a bloodbath. You've got JR and Dr Death at a frat house having a JR is War party, then Blue Meanie calling out Shamrock, getting Ryan Shamrock instead, Meanie tries to spank her, out comes Ken, who is attacked by Goldust, who chairshots Ken and leaves with Ryan and Meanie in an embrace. Its chaotic, fast paced, and everything means something. Everyone has something to do. Today's writers could learn something here.

I love me some Japanese randomness. Steve Gatorwolf?! Well, looks like I have a new bar alias.

Still not as confusing as the time someone did a lungblower through a table. That's right, guy did a lungblower, and in the process went backwards through a table. On purpose.