Serious Darius Bagfelt

In Tabe's NFL, asking for a flag is a 10-yard penalty. I'm dead serious about that.Other rules in my league:1) Jumping offside stops the play, same as a false start 2) Throwing the ball into the ground on a screen pass is intentional grounding 3) kickoffs (when kicked from normal spot) that go out of the back of the end zone on the fly get spotted at the 35 4) Quarterback hand gestures, neck bobs, and leg raises designed to fake a snap are a false start 5) pick routes will be tightly called as offensive pass interference 6) "half the distance" offsides penalties are an automatic 1st down 7) Offensive pass interference will be more tightly called and will include loss of down as well 8) I'm not sure how to word this but somehow I want to limit yardage on defensive pass interference and eliminate intentionally underthrown passes to try and create PI calls the defense can't possibly prevent Refs cant call the rules they got dont sandbag them with that load of fuckery

Price was only at 66 pitches going into the inning. I'm guessing that was the reasoning. Well I figure thats what happens when the manager trusts Sanchez and Osuna and not much else in the bullpen. Also gasp they took Price out early he will remember that and not resign in Toronto theme that will play out. Besides the point he ain't coming back anyway

In Montreal they are in full hockey mode. At least judging by the amount of Habs related posts on my Facebook

Sign me up he deserves the worship. For just taking third base alone

Their only choices are Buehrle or Jeff Francis. Or make David Price a full time reliever

Maybe she can get some money and move on to her next career. One that she prefers and is good at like professional party attender or she can host the next Coors Light games with her less attractive sister

KC vs Toronto. Revenge for 1985.

I know the Price in relief decision was unpopular but Kuechel in relief was fucking stupid

Jeff Blair had a good point on the Sportsnet page. Gibbons made this decision a couple of games ago if it went this far since Price's fastball isn't missing any bats right now. If there is anymore baseball for Toronto after tomorrow the leash for David Price is going to be very short. There's a reason Price was sat down the last 11 days of the season and it looks like the rest didn't do much for him

If Maicer Izturis can get off the disabled list he was an Expo

Hopefully if the Jays get out of the first round Price can calm his playoff yips because judging by the unimpressive 3 innings he dished out today I for one am glad he isn't starting game 5

Lemieux is a good puncher but his power hasnt been as impressive as he stepped up in competition. Fight is only interesting to see how Golovkin takes his shots. There will be a KO and probably early since Lemieux has been stopped before and doesn't treat defense very seriously

What's baseball eh?

Gallardo pitched zeros twice this season against Toronto. He is in their nightmares

Well he's more Floyd Mayweather than George Foreman

He should eat a Snickers... He amooses me now

Hope he makes the team. The paisans in Woodbridge Ontario need a new Italian on the team so they can finally get rid of their Carlo Coliacovo and Sergio Momesso jerseys

Then on the other hand I can see them absolutely rolling through to the WS. If Stroman can keep Stro-ing and Dickey keeps up his second half stuff plus Price thats almost a guaranteed 3-0 series lead

SO what will the NHLPA get it reduced down too I wonder. Torres is such a skating bag of human excrement

I don't know. I have one of those feelings the Jays will get bounced in 3 or 4 games. I am feeling like it will be a Mets vs Rangers World Series

So when does Caldwell and his vacant stare get shitcanned

I know. Bob McCown was raking Gibby over the coals on Friday for putting the AAA lineup out there and doubted David Prices desire for resting until the playoffs. Of course if Donaldson or Bautista goes out and turns an ankle it would be why the fuck were they out there. I would have preferred the Jays went in to the playoffs guns blazing. Texas is tough

Thought this Buffalo defence was going to hospitalize all the QBs in the NFL not set penalty records

Even getting a guy like Revere helped. Tightening up a real shitty defense was invaluable. Not having to put guys like Collabello, Carerra, Valencia etc out in the field did wonders. Nothing against Jose Reyes but you knew he was going to boot one or bounce a throw in the 9th inning. This team pretty damn close to the 92-93 teams defensively

Ryan Goins is making it hard to keep him out of the starting lineup next year