Brian Fowler

I think Jingus touched on this up above, but putting the entire plot/character/etc of American Beauty aside, it's a fucking drop dead gorgeous movie. Just impeccably shot by Mendes and the late and lamented Conrad Hall. I haven't seen Beauty since it was still fairly new, but I vividly remember seeing it at the Ideal Theater in Clare, Michigan with my older sister, about half full, and the two of us being the only two people laughing at the movie. We laughed constantly throughout it, and we got a bunch of weird looks when as we were leaving. Jillian looked at me and said "it was a comedy, right?" I certainly thought so as well, but we were the only two people there who did, apparently. Anyway, I liked it then, can't say how I'd feel about it now. I also like Office Space though, so, hey, whatever.

I'm more interested in it that Tusk. But I am confused how we went from "Can't find funding for Clerks III" -> "Makes Tusk for $3 million, turns a profit based on selling the rights before it opens" - "Still can't find funding for Clerks III" -> "Tusk opens poorly and drops quickly, basically a bomb" - "Here's some money, make Clerks III."

Apparently, Clerks III now has funding...

Yeah, Brandon needs to go too, but Hoke needs gone now. Today.

For the record, jingus, you picked Texas Chainsaw last year and it was universally hated on...

Didn't they just have Ambrose get written off by having head driven through cinder blocks?

Um... Maybe. Have to check my hard drive, see if I have all of them still.

Halloween 4 is really good. After that, it's gets spotty and sometimes ugly.

Holy shit.

Bucs are gonna get one last chance.

Best. Stable. Ever.

FUCK YO JETS RIGHT ALONG WITH YO ROYALS.

Aw. Who do they get, Baltimore?

It's a shame the Tigers don't get to run over the Yankees this year.

Jets punting down seven with less than 4 to play? I'll take it.

Tigers already won before you posted that. FOUR IN A ROW FOUR IN A ROW FOUR IN A ROW MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BREAKING~!

NOT A FUMBLE. JETS LOSE A TIMEOUT. TIGERS JUST WON THE DIVISION. BRIAN IS HAPPY.

FOUR IN A ROW MOTHERFUCKERS~! AL CENTRAL CHAMPIONSHIP STAYING IN MOTOWN SO FUCK YO ROYALS~!

I'm chalking it up to Fairley coming out and voodoo and fuck come on don't blow this god fucking dammit.

I can't believe I referred to Mothra as "him" in that post. Wow.

And Smith adds a fumble. Expect more Vick chants.

Absurdly loud "We want Vick" chants after the int.

But that's what you get with Cutler, isn't it? Incredible talent, a handful of amazing plays every year, and a handful of "good lord, why the fuck did he throw that pass?" plays every year.

Man, Megatron scoring is better for these "insert profanity in his name" posts.

STAFMOTHERFUCKINGFORD~!