BobbyWhioux

Aren't they all? If these changes go through then practically EVERY play becomes a review. With them sending everything to the guys in NYC we get plenty of time for a 15 second spot from the sponsors. "It's 3rd and 8. Brady with 3 wide left, Gronkowski in the slot. Tonight of course the 3rd downs are brought to you by Skittles. Taste the rainbow." State Farm Discount Double Check Review "...after further State Farm Discount Double Check," Ed Hochuli bellowed between conspicuous sips of Coors Light with the can prominently displayed on camera, "the call on the field stands. [Team X] will be charged a Citizen Eco Drive Time Out, and is out of challenges for the half!"

Was the Garvin Stomp delivered to the chest?

He'd have had to bought ECW Anarchy Rulz for that.

I just saw someone elsewhere (semi-facetiously) posit that this is a "New Coke" style gambit on the WWE's part. "Oh, you think Cena in the main event sucks do you? Well TAKE THIS! You'll be begging to have Cena back before long!" I doubt it, but the idea made me laugh at least.

Also, even if it weren't stupid (and illegal? tantamount to putting a hit on someone?) it'd be lucky to raise $50. Virtually everybody talking about how cool it would hypothetically be would, in the grand internet tradition, become suddenly and curiously silent when time came to put their money where their mouth so recently was.

Touche. Also I wanted to pretend for the sake of argument that Cena vs Reigns was a hypothetical career vs career match (who do you most want to be rid of?) but even this context asking people to believe in a "career/job is on the line" stipulation is Just Too Silly.

Here's an irresistible force/immovable object riddle for ya: John Cena vs Roman Reigns. Who does the crowd cheer?

They booed The Rock, man. They booed The Rock. They booed Daniel Bryan when it was obvious he was being told to put Roman over on the mic. And that was like in Tennessee, I think. What do you think 60,000+ of the most diehard, smarkiest of smarks are going to do? Boo everybody but particular El Hijo del Juan Cena. Okay, you got me, I just wanted to see a "carry him off on our shoulders" moment where people are chanting for the carriers

I really wish I could've found a photo from the angle where you can see Owen giving Bret the stank-eye but we probably all remember it anyway, right? Yeah, Rollins giving a comparable deathglare to a celebrating Reigns & Ambrose (and hell, have all the babyfaces gladhanding Reigns and hoisting him on their shoulders for freeing them all from the monster Brock too [brock's built up right as a monster that he's worthy of a "everybody celebrate! Someone finally beat him!" post-match moment], he might still need the rub and even the smarkiest of crowds can't boo everybody) would suit me fine.

From the Max Landis mini-film about Wrestling being discussed in the discussion thread.

Slightly disappointed at the inconsistency of Stephanie not being played by a man. Still quite amusing. Posted a .gif of the John Cena segment int the .gif thread

Hey, I'm about a week and a half into a Decade+ worth of catching up [and last I knew the piledriver had been hunted out of existence]. I don't have an opinion to sway yet.

Never seen his Wrestlemania match with HBK? Took one on the stairs there. Sounds like I need to see that match then

I just found out today that a couple years ago John Cena actually . In the modern WWE. I will think twice about ever complaining about him again (especially considering any "objection" to him is really just a by-product of WWE style, particularly as it pertains to Top WWE Babyface, which he happens to be). He let Punk piledrive him, and considering he's spent his whole career in the Piledriver Ist Verboten era of the WWE and thus cannot have much practice taking it, he did a fine job. He's okay in my book.

You want Zubaz? I have Zubaz:

No lie, Motorhead playing him to the ring at WM17 is one of my last Favorite Wrestlemania Memories

This thread's BQ [bockwinkel Quotient] is deplorably low Let's rectify that (and feel free to skip ahead to 2:42) "$500.00 a punch" EDIT: hit the mother lode, looks like one [typo prone] youtube account has dozens of the 2 minute Bockwinkel & Heenan spots from AWA in a playlist

Worried about what Sandow becomes after turning on Miz? WORRY NO LONGER: Damien "Nikita" Mizdov Oh wait this is the WWE Universe, excuse me: NIKOLAI Mizdov

As much as I would mark out for Putin in Topless Cossack Cosplay Mode I'm doubtful that they can convince Putin to travel 6000 miles just to put someone over. This guy should be available, however: At Wrestlemania, Cena Can't See You!

Shame on them for waiting this long after Neidhart's retirement to come up with these. He could've worn them in the ring (hell, remember the New Foundation? He virtually did). Imagine the cross-promotion potential!

That's the backup plan in case Conspiracy #1: "Put him in a ladder match at Wrestlemania, maybe he'll hurt himself again" falls through.

I'd bet dollars to donuts Willis just doesn't want to do training camp and will be back right after it. He's getting older, he's beat up and his bonafides are not in question. I assume "retiring" gets him out of his contract and he just wants to be able to play somewhere else next year. And I don't blame him at all.

That is perhaps the most appropriate combination of a posted photo and a user "like", ever.

Next week on RAW, Axel is Roman Reigns' corner man and recites the old " " promo on Heyman/Brock, pointing to Reigns instead of his own hand.