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The babyface going over at the big show in a shocker!

Were you so nostalgic for the joke that appeared a page ago that you repeated it here?

I think the Riley thing showed how thin the babyface roster is in NXT. The top guys are Zayn, Bálor, Itami and Neville. They can't be sacrificial lambs for Owens. Then there is Amore and Big Cass who aren't believable in a main event situation. That leaves Baron Corbin, who is being super-protected right now. They need whatever their version of a mid-card face would be and they need it soon.

If an indie wrestling company can't survive a WWE C-show running in their area maybe twice a year then screw them. Also, hyperbole much?

In order for this to work Rusev has to murder Cena. Then Brock can decide to avenge his former rival and come to the ring wearing Cena's jorts.

Fuck you!

When Don Muraco was being managed by Billy Graham their tans made them look like they'd spent time in a rotisserie.

One day I was heading home from work. I rounded a corner and ran right into Bruno Sammartino. I said "Bruno, you know Triple H. How old is he?" Bruno looked at me and said "just between you and me, Triple H is 125 years old."

When will this fucking argument stop?

There's nothing wrong with Bryan being in the spot they are slotting him in. That's the thing nobody is seeing. Reigns has been keyed in as being the next Cena/Hogan since his first appearance in the WWE. There's nothing wrong with Bryan being in the CM Punk/Savage spot. That's a good spot, especially for a guy who spent the last year with a fucked up neck.

Because there probably is.

Drug addicts.

I thought methadone clinics kept their clientele secret?

I am overwhelmed by the amount of capital letters in this thread title. Anyone else?

Where would NHL fans be without their unreasonable hatred of Bettman?

I really want Roman Reigns to have a fucking five star match with Lesnar at Mania just to see the reaction from all the people shitting on the show already.

It's a fun little match with Lawler working heel. He eventually knocks Kerry out with a set of brass knuckles.

People psychoanalyzing people they've never met through anecdotal evidence. Can't we just talk about back slides and drop kicks?

This has been the worst fucking discussion ever. Jesus.

After listening to the Buddy Landell interview on the Colt Cabana podcast, I've been wondering about his story about getting a run with the NWA title. Is it just me or is his story complete bullshit? Landell just didn't seem like a big deal in the NWA at the time. Granted I was a kid and only seeing what was on Crockett TV, but Landell seemed less important than Jimmy Valiant. Also, if Flair really needed time off (the reasoning behind Landell getting the belt), wouldn't they have given it to someone to even if the Landell angle shit the bed?

Is Quitt the name of a new faction on his website? Are they taking over?

Hey! It's that shitty joke!

Tell that to Jimmy Del Ray.

I really loved Birdman so I am happy it won. I don't think I have ever had a moviegoing experience like I did for that movie. I'd heard good things and went to the theater expecting a comedy about superheroes and the theater, but instead I got Birdman. Fuck, I love that movie.

Someone found a picture of Shawn with a Victoria t-shirt on.