Dog

Options for this one: 1. Bring back the "confused" react. 2. Gimmick poster status confirmed. 3. You forgot to mention ROH. Vote for your favorite!

Too slow. ?

I'm hoping for a supercut of Regal being horny for Excalibur.

Great show tonight! HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU YOU COWARD

And WWE treated him like shit. I wouldn't begrudge him.

Fuck road reports; do a beer report.

I actually would believe it was Jonathan Coachman who tipped off the Board of Directors.

I like that Aminata.

The Artist Formerly Known as Otis Iaukea.

Byron thinks those were the best three seconds of Aliyah's life? Is he Ben Shapiro in disguise?

But by your argument, you wouldn't have watched Dustin's "build-up" matches because they didn't give you a reason to feel like they were important. Unless they do something like, "Dustin hates Evil Uno because a mask is easier than paint." At some point on the regress, there has to be a match with little to no backstory, or you're just reaching for relevance and whatever you come up with sounds ridiculous.

Finding meaning for every match is kind of like an infinite regress. If you want to build Dustin up to fight Claudio, you can easily ask the question, "Why is Dustin fighting JTTS #3 on Dynamite? Why should I care?" Eventually, at some point, something (or a bunch of somethings) are necessarily going to have to be "cold," in that sense. If anything, Dustin throwing in the "I've never won a world title" bit was adding some story to what otherwise WOULD have been a completely "cold" match.

Do we know how much merch Ospreay sells, generally? Nash is clearly assuming the answer is "not much," but that doesn't mean he's right.

Perhaps a dumb question: does New Japan actually produce a lot of merch?

We need an angry react to use on puns.

Oh my God ... HAS TONY SCHIAVONE FINALLY CUT THE SHIT?!?!

I wasn't serious.

They namedropped Ace Steele on Dynamite. So clearly, after an injured Punk is about to fail against Moxley once again, CABANA interferes for the win, and BOOM

I'm just saying, we're all making tough financial decisions right now.