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The selection order through Pick #30 has been updated.

https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1750304918316212430 Just posting the link because I, once again, can't embed Tweets/Xs/whatever. But the Chargers social media team wins.

Per the NFL guidelines of not having been in the playoffs for two straight years, not hiring a new head coach, and not having done the show in the last ten years, there are reportedly three teams that the NFL can force to do the preseason version of Hard Knocks if they don't get any volunteers: The Bears, the Broncos, and the Saints. https://bearswire.usatoday.com/2024/01/19/bears-are-1-of-3-teams-eligible-for-hard-knocks-in-2024/

After a significant delay, picks 19 through 24 have been added to the first-round draft order.

Peter B. Crombie, who was probably best known for his role as Crazy Joe Davola on Seinfeld, passed away on Wednesday at the age of 72.

I'm just glad that so many others are getting the opportunity to feel about Aaron Rodgers the way some of us have felt for years. For different reasons, obviously, but everyone's still welcome to join the club.

Because Mark Davis is going to back an armored semi truck full of money up to his house and say "Take what you want."

Ron Rivera officially out in Washington. Carolina fires GM Scott Fitterer, so they'll have a new coach AND GM for their owner to throw shit at.

Yes, the regular season is basically over, which means that fans of a bunch of teams can start looking forward to the 2024 NFL Draft. The first 18 picks have been determined, with the rest of the first round determined by the outcomes of the 2023 NFL Playoffs. Like every year, this post will be updated as more picks are finalized. For now, here are the top 18 picks in the 2024 NFL Draft. The numbers shown after each team are the team's record and their strength of schedule. When two teams have the same record, SoS is the first tiebreaker, with the higher pick going to the team with the lower SoS. Chicago Bears (via Carolina Panthers, 2-15, .523) Washington Commanders (4-13, .512) New England Patriots (4-13, .523) Arizona Cardinals (4-13, .561) Los Angeles Chargers (5-12, .520) New York Giants (6-11, .512) Tennessee Titans (6-11, .524) Atlanta Falcons (7-10, .429) Chicago Bears (7-10, .464) New York Jets (7-10, .502) Minnesota Vikings (7-10, .509) Denver Broncos (8-9, .488)* Las Vegas Raiders (8-9, .488)* New Orleans Saints (9-8, .433) Indianapolis Colts (9-8, .491) Seattle Seahawks (9-8, .512) Jacksonville Jaguars (9-8, .531) Cincinnati Bengals (9-8, .573) Los Angeles Rams (10-7, .529) Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7, .540) Miami Dolphins (11-6, .450) Philadelphia Eagles (11-6, .481) Minnesota Vikings (from Houston Texans via Cleveland Browns, 11-6, .536) Dallas Cowboys (12-5, .446) Green Bay Packers (9-8, .474) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-8, .481) Arizona Cardinals (from Houston Texans, 10-7, .474) Buffalo Bills (11-6, .471) Detroit Lions (12-5, .481) Baltimore Ravens (13-4, .543) San Francisco 49ers (12-5, .509) Kansas City Chiefs (11-6, .481) * - I believe there will be a coin flip between Denver and Las Vegas to determine those picks. Teams without first-round picks Carolina Panthers (traded to Chicago in Bryce Young trade) Cleveland Browns (traded to Houston in DeShaun Watson trade) Houston Texans (traded to Minnesota in pre-2024 Draft trade) Teams with multiple first-round picks Chicago Bears (theirs and Carolina's) Arizona Cardinals (theirs and Houston's) Minnesota Vikings (theirs and Cleveland's via Houston) I think that covers everything for now.

Pittsburgh Houston New England Atlanta Jacksonville Detroit Tampa Bay Cincinnati Arizona Chicago Philadelphia Los Angeles Rams Las Vegas Los Angeles Chargers Dallas Buffalo Tiebreaker 1 - Hill Tiebreaker 2 - 44 Tiebreaker 3 - 237

I don't actually have anything at the moment, but the thread needed starting anyway.

Cleveland Dallas Baltimore Houston Buffalo Los Angeles Rams San Francisco Philadelphia Tampa Bay Jacksonville Atlanta Las Vegas Seattle Los Angeles Chargers Kansas City Minnesota Tiebreaker 1 - 7 Tiebreaker 2 - 247 Tiebreaker 3 - 165

But it did give people the opportunity to talk about Aaron Rodgers all year, which is really all Aaron Rodgers could ask for.

Los Angeles Rams Cincinnati Buffalo Washington Tennessee Atlanta Houston Carolina Minnesota Jacksonville Arizona Miami Denver Kansas City Philadelphia San Francisco Tiebreaker 1 - 87 Tiebreaker 2 - 57 Tiebreaker 3 - 24

Las Vegas Minnesota Pittsburgh Denver Miami Kansas City Cleveland Houston New York Giants Atlanta Tampa Bay San Francisco Los Angeles Rams Dallas Baltimore Philadelphia Tiebreaker 1 - Prescott TIebreaker 2 - 44 Tiebreaker 3 - 287

Minnesota's NFL and NHL teams both won 3-0 yesterday.

They shouldn't have to tell you that you're offsides if you're literally staring right at the damn ball before the snap. https://twitter.com/RKalland/status/1734009642202865739

Pittsburgh Houston New Orleans Baltimore Cincinnati Cleveland Detroit Atlanta San Francisco Minnesota Kansas City Los Angeles Chargers Dallas New York Giants Miami Tiebreaker 1 - 57 Tiebreaker 2 - 2 Tiebreaker 3 - 124

Some of us hated talking about Aaron Rodgers before he became a complete whackadoodle.

Dallas Atlanta Houston Los Angeles Chargers Detroit Pittsburgh Indianapolis Miami Tampa Bay Cleveland San Francisco Kansas City Jacksonville Tiebreaker 1 - 117 Tiebreaker 2 - 4 Tiebreaker 3 - 287

As a Vikings fan, I'd just like to say that you brought this upon yourself. In the words of the immortal Eric Stratton: "You fucked up. You trusted us."

Frank Reich is, apparently, the first head coach in NFL history to get fired in back-to-back seasons.

Shoutout to the football gods for deciding we didn't need another ten minutes of Patriots/Giants.