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Pittsburgh Houston New England Atlanta Jacksonville Detroit Tampa Bay Cincinnati Arizona Chicago Philadelphia Los Angeles Rams Las Vegas Los Angeles Chargers Dallas Buffalo Tiebreaker 1 - Hill Tiebreaker 2 - 44 Tiebreaker 3 - 237

I don't actually have anything at the moment, but the thread needed starting anyway.

Cleveland Dallas Baltimore Houston Buffalo Los Angeles Rams San Francisco Philadelphia Tampa Bay Jacksonville Atlanta Las Vegas Seattle Los Angeles Chargers Kansas City Minnesota Tiebreaker 1 - 7 Tiebreaker 2 - 247 Tiebreaker 3 - 165

But it did give people the opportunity to talk about Aaron Rodgers all year, which is really all Aaron Rodgers could ask for.

Los Angeles Rams Cincinnati Buffalo Washington Tennessee Atlanta Houston Carolina Minnesota Jacksonville Arizona Miami Denver Kansas City Philadelphia San Francisco Tiebreaker 1 - 87 Tiebreaker 2 - 57 Tiebreaker 3 - 24

Las Vegas Minnesota Pittsburgh Denver Miami Kansas City Cleveland Houston New York Giants Atlanta Tampa Bay San Francisco Los Angeles Rams Dallas Baltimore Philadelphia Tiebreaker 1 - Prescott TIebreaker 2 - 44 Tiebreaker 3 - 287

Minnesota's NFL and NHL teams both won 3-0 yesterday.

They shouldn't have to tell you that you're offsides if you're literally staring right at the damn ball before the snap. https://twitter.com/RKalland/status/1734009642202865739

Pittsburgh Houston New Orleans Baltimore Cincinnati Cleveland Detroit Atlanta San Francisco Minnesota Kansas City Los Angeles Chargers Dallas New York Giants Miami Tiebreaker 1 - 57 Tiebreaker 2 - 2 Tiebreaker 3 - 124

Some of us hated talking about Aaron Rodgers before he became a complete whackadoodle.

Dallas Atlanta Houston Los Angeles Chargers Detroit Pittsburgh Indianapolis Miami Tampa Bay Cleveland San Francisco Kansas City Jacksonville Tiebreaker 1 - 117 Tiebreaker 2 - 4 Tiebreaker 3 - 287

As a Vikings fan, I'd just like to say that you brought this upon yourself. In the words of the immortal Eric Stratton: "You fucked up. You trusted us."

Frank Reich is, apparently, the first head coach in NFL history to get fired in back-to-back seasons.

Shoutout to the football gods for deciding we didn't need another ten minutes of Patriots/Giants.

Jesus J.D. McDonaugh must have balls of steel to agree to take that move in that spot.

Jaelan Phillips left the game with a non-contact Achilles injury. Pretty crap way for the day to end for the Dolphins.

Entering today, NFL teams were a combined 57-0 over the last 25 seasons when having a game with: 100+ rushing yards 250+ passing yards 35:00+ time of possession No more than 25 penalty yards No more than one turnover Washington did all of those things today and lost by 35 points. Source: https://twitter.com/OptaSTATS/status/1727870707072200784

The Turkey Day Marathon schedule has officially dropped. Thursday, 23 November (all times Eastern because it's just easier that way) 9 AM: Bride of the Monster 11 AM: Pumaman (Surgically Enhanced) 1 PM: Escape 2000 3 PM: Beyond Atlantis 5 PM: The Beatniks 7 PM: Viking Woman and the Sea Serpent 9 PM: The Giant Gila Monster 11 PM: The Starfighters (Surgically Enhanced) Friday, 24 November 1 AM: Munchie 3 AM: Master Ninja II 5 AM: Catalina Caper (Surgically Enhanced) 7 AM: Operation Kid Brother 9 AM: The Bubble 11 AM: Time Chasers 1 PM: Horror of Party Beach (Surgically Enhanced) 3 PM: Prince of Space 5 PM: Dr. Mordrid 7 PM: Girl in Gold Boots 9 PM: Stranded in Space 11 PM: Gorgo Saturday, 25 November 1 AM: Santo in the Treasure of Dracula 3 AM: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 5 AM: Santa Claus 7 AM: The Christmas Dragon Looks solid, all in all.

Detroit Dallas San Francisco Miami Houston Pittsburgh Tennessee Atlanta Indianapolis New York Giants Cleveland Los Angeles Rams Philadelphia Kansas City Baltimore Minnesota Tiebreaker 1: 68 Tiebreaker 2: 46 Tiebreaker 3: 287

Always nice to get an "our bad" from the league 24 hours after the fact.

My bad.

In light of this development, every match will be an "I Quit" match.

Today, the Eagles waived Bernard Williams from their reserve/suspended list. If you're wondering who Bernard Williams is, he was an offensive tackle that made the NFL's All-Rookie team in 1994 and then was suspended indefinitely for marijuana in 1995. He never applied for reinstatement and I guess the Eagles just finally got around to waiving him. Williams turned 51 this past July. Better late than never, I suppose. Courtesy of this tweet that won't embed for whatever reason: https://twitter.com/alexkatson/status/1725278556014424181