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I guess if you want to keep the Geth and eliminate any possibility that the Destroy ending is your canon ending, that makes sense. I'm not sure of the timeline between when the Quarians created the Geth and the Geth gaining sentience or anything like that, but given that Liara is only in her early hundreds during the original trilogy and Asari have life spans that can get north of 1,000, it wouldn't seem to be entirely out of the realm of possibility that there's another VI/AI race that has gained some degree of sentience by the time we get to this game, particularly if you're going to try to tie the original trilogy and Andromeda together somehow, given that the trip from the Milky Way to Andromeda was supposed to be around 600 years if memory serves correctly. (What a fucking run-on sentence that was. Good lord.)

Can't seem to embed Tweets at the moment and can't flip pages, either. Though I'm guessing it's probably a "me" problem as opposed to a board problem.

If the season ended today, four teams would have draft picks in the top 10 that they got from someone else: #4 - Eagles from New Orleans #7 - Seahawks from Denver #8 - Lions from L.A. Rams #9 - Texans from Cleveland

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If, for whatever reason, you've ever felt compelled to read all 285 issues of Nintendo Power, then today is your lucky day. https://kotaku.com/nintendo-power-archive-org-magazine-issues-online-read-1849785150

Per Twitter (since my Tweets won't embed for whatever reason): The Vikings became the first team to beat the Bills at Highmark Stadium when trailing by at least 14 points at halftime. The last time the Bills lost a home game with a halftime lead of 14 or more was on Nov. 10, 1968, at War Memorial Stadium.

Like I said, I've been to eight goat ropes and a county fair and I've never seen anything like that before.

TMZ is reporting that watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher has passed away at the age of 76.

It's being reported that former CNN and ESPN sports anchor Fred Hickman has passed away. https://thespun.com/more/top-stories/fred-hickman-death-news-reaction

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Why on earth would you cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase for the U.S. Title? What a waste of one of the better WWE gimmicks. And RIP, 24/7 title. . .although we're probably going to get R-Truth fishing it out of the trash or something in a week or two.

Also, the NFL would like to remind everyone that the Rooney Rule doesn't apply to interim coaching hires.

The first one might be trickier to implement given that we can't even decide which Shepard ending is canon at this point, so I'd lean towards the second one. Pretty sure that was supposed to be one of the Andromeda DLCs before EA decided to abandon ship.

Pro Football Talk is saying the same. Van Brocklin went from being the NFL MVP in 1960 to the coach of the expansion Vikings in 1961 (after Bud Grant shot them down).

Didn't see this coming, either.

And he had one pass for minus-three yards because the Vikings haven't successfully executed a screen pass since Chester Taylor left town.

So Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is officially available on The Roku Channel. I'm through about the first 30 minutes of the movie and, as a totally biased Weird Al fan, I think it's freaking great.

At this point I'm not sure if anyone would even notice.

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Dolphins sending a fifth-round pick to San Francisco.

Ridley can apparently apply for reinstatement in February of 2023. He was suspended because he bet on the Falcons to beat the Jaguars in 2021. Now he's a Jaguar.